My Quiet Life academia (BNHA X JJBA)

Once

(Kinda conflicted, cuz one of the main reasons I gave Bites the dust to H A Y A T O was so I could have him try to use it to bring back Twice and Toga would explain that he does it 12 times, each time he was nearly killed and they share a moment where Toga says she can't lose him too and then I'd finally confirm what the actual heck their relationship is.)

(but then multiple problems came up.... 1. Killer Queen can't fight while bites the dust is active, and if he disarms the bomb to fight it bites the dust wouldn't be able to be placed again cuz in this BTD can only be placed again after the time the original bomb was placed passes 2. if I chose to let him place it again within the hour it would get really tedious and confusing with Hayato increasingly being beaten by Hawks.... so... sadly... no BTD....)

I'll Kill them!

Then I'll Kill Hawks!

Then I'll kill myself!

no... Scratch that last one

just the first Two....

Toga:"You can use Bites the Dust, Right? Right?!"

Hayato:"I.... no, I can't... I have no idea how long ago it was since he died, or where he was when he died.... I'm... I'm sorry Himiko..."

this feeling... I don't like it....

it's like if you took the most Terrible thing you could imagine

then multiply it by Cancer....

this bitter taste in my mouth... the strange salty Fluid i feel flooding from my Tear Ducts.... the overwhelming helplessness....

it's unreal

like a dazed dream....

"Only Best Buddies Execute Pedophiles together"

"COCK SHOT!"

"X Gon Give it to ya!"

all his seemingly harmless quotes fill my head

"Yo.... is being Tickled Like.... a Fetish?"

such harmless soul

"when a man and a woman love eachother a lot... they Boink."

he was too Pure for this world....

"Yo, you think it's weird there's a 13 Year age gap between Toga and I? like "Chris Hansen" weird... not "Loli" Weird."

truly a man ahead of his time

"I've been thinking... your Eyes never stop seeing, you just cover them with skin flaps sometimes...."

too pure....

and that Motherloving Cocksucking Cockfucker, Hawks ended his life....

Why? we'll never know!

I may not be able to bring him back... but I can sure as Hell avenge me

as i finish my monologue i turn to see Toga going Rambo on a bunch of Heroes while disguised as the dead hero at Hayato's feet

meaning she's naked under all that Goop

I casually go over to grab her Clothes as Killer Queen covers my eyes to her possible indecency

KQ:"I KNOW YOU WANNA SEE HER NAKED BUT YOU HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL AT LEAST THE 6th DATE!!!!"

I hate Killer Queen sometimes....

but my Hatred for that Birdbrained, Cockfighting, self righteous, Cockloving, Mothertrucker is stronger....

I obtain a pair of Slacks and a "Mario-Luigi's Ramen" T-Shirt as I just wait until she's got all of this anger out....