My Quiet Life academia (BNHA X JJBA)

Butter Butter It's meh Brother

KQ:"No but Dude, think about it---"

Stop it...

KQ:"I never realized it because we're totally in love with her--"

No we're not...

KQ:"But she talks about that UA Broccoli a lot--"

I don't want to have this conversation...

KQ:"Now that I think about it...."

No.

KQ:"She's in love with Izuku Midoriya--"

No!

KQ:"And now that I think about it she's said she's interested in Danny Too--"

NO!

STOP IT!

NO!

JUST BECAUSE THIS IS AN INNER MONOLOGUE DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN SAY WHATEVER COMES TO MIND!

KQ:"But they all got the harem--"

NO!

JUST NO!

SHAME ON YOU!

KQ:"Shame on US."

NO!

JUST YOU!

KQ:"Can I at least give my reasoning?"

no.

KQ:"Ima anyway.... so Midoriya is a Bakadere, Danny is a Tsundora--"

I don't want to know what you think we are in this imaginary Harem...

KQ:"And we... are a Coodere..."

I thought you hated Harems....

KQ:"Normal Harems.... Reverse Harems are very interesting."

....

.....

I'm going to strike you.... I don't know how but I will find a way god dammit

KQ:"I'd like to see you Try Masta.... BEEEETCH!!!!"

Tooru:"Hey, you ok Kid? you've been blankly looking into the sky for a few minutes now."

Hayato:"Yeah... just--"

I notice my Backpack feel to the ground... a sliver of the Nomu canister is visible."

looks like everyone is too busy recovering from the Run to have noticed

I quickly Pick it up resealing the backpack

Hayato:"Thinking about what I'm going to do with the Yen I'll get from my loot."

KQ:"Mah Boiz a Dere... Coo- Coo-dere... hewasemotionalydistantatfirstbutlaterdevelopedfeelingtowardhiscrush.... and if you choose to compliment him he Gets Flus-tered."

Hayato:"Hey Tuono... you think if you electrocute my basal ganglia and cerebellum it would shut my stand up?"

Tuono:"I Dunno... but Pretty sure it'd kill you."

Hayato:"It's worth the risk..."

Killer Queen appears in a panic

KQ:"WAITASECONDNOW! N-No need to be hasty Masta! I promise you're not a Coodere!"

Hayato:"Glad we could come to an--"