My Quiet Life academia (BNHA X JJBA)

My name is Yoshibobu Kira, I am 15 years old,

I've been getting Paranoid lately...

on my way Home anyone that Passes me I fully Expect to either Mug me or try to arrest me

It gets to the Point I almost Strike a Young Street Urchin that Gets too close to me

like I almost Dropped that Kid

Killer Queen:"Hey, what's a Lemon?"

Hayato:"D-Did you just ask What a Lemon is?"

Killer Queen:"No, not the Fruit, like the Story element... I see it everywhere on my Favourite Fanfic website, Voltboard."

Hayato:"You Know what it is. You just want me to explain it so you can say something Depraved like "You and Toga should be in a Lemon" am I right?"

Killer Queen:"yes..."

Hayato:"And we both Know Toga and I are Just Friends..."

Killer Queen:"I Don't know, she sounded pretty sincere back in the alleyway..."

Hayato:"What?! she was just Confessing her Friendship! She hasn't even called me since the reset--"

as if on Que my Phone rings

it's Toga

she Begins asking Questions about what Just happened

I gladly Answer all of them

It's... Nice

just walking and Talking to someone I... Know

I just Know her

still not really accepting of this Whole "Friendship" thing yet

Killer Queen:"I'd even settle for a Lime..."

I Ignore him as I say Bye to Toga

and I accidentally Referred to her as "Herako"

for some reason I feel as if I want to Perish slowly in an acid Pit now...

Weird, I usually mispronounce peoples names on Purpose so they'll leave me alone

Killer Queen:"I Think You're in L word"

Hayato:"Lesbian?"

Killer Queen:"No, the other one..."

Hayato:"Lesbians?"

Killer Queen:"Very Funny... it's a Scott Pilgrim and a Norbit Reference... But You Know I mean Lov--"

Hayato:"NOPE! Love is just a Chemical reaction that Influences Reproduction, I will not fall to such weakness, and Plus, I'm Asexual."

Killer Queen:"Maybe you just never met the Right Girl, Until now."

Hayato:"Love Doesn't Exist, it's a fading Emotion People Trick themselves into Believing to feel good for a few years..."

Killer Queen:"Boi, Don't make me pull out the Hercules Musical number..."

Right then to Free me from my Prison of Conversation with "Mr. Technically me but not really" I get a call

from Twice

he just calls to invite me to have some KFC with him Tomorrow

Twice:"I swear, the Wings are to DIE for..."

Hayato:"They sound pretty good."

Twice:"Like if I was to be Killed, I'd want it to be surrounded by Poultry Bits, Then I'd Die happy."