My Quiet Life academia (BNHA X JJBA)

Daddy, Daddy HO!! SO YOU APPROACH ME?!

I Truly have no idea what the actual FUHell is happening....

nobody's telling me squat and I don't like it

if i wanted to be kept in the dark I'd Watch an M. Night Shyamalan Movie....

KQ:"It's an older Reference, but it Checks out. hey, Toga's right there... go Tell her how you feel."

Why can't you ever Shut up?

KQ:"Uh... Because I'm your inner Compassion towards people?"

Compassion? you mean Feelings... yeah I don't have those anymore, Full Cold Turkey.

KQ:"Tell that to the 22% Heartrate increase whenever she talks to you..."

Yeah?! well maybe I'm just scared of her, she has a very Big Knife!

KQ:"What is Love but Saucy Fear."

No... just no.... "Fear" and "Love" don't mix

they're like Bleach and Vinegar... Mostly Harmless, unless you're an idiot.

but Combine them? and you get a seriously harmful Gas that will Kill you....

in other Words?..... Toxic.

G-Get it?

KQ:"Look Bud, I'm you.... well, not exactly you, but my Thoughts are your Thoughts.... well your Compassionate thoughts-- Listen, if you won't tell her I swear I'll get a Marker and write shit all over the walls of this place."

how about no.

how about I just don't let you.

how about you're incapable of independent action.

KQ:"You know as well as I "Independent Action" for a Stand is a VERY loose term. would you consider me instinctively Blocking an attack Independent Action? What about stealing Medical equipment you require when you are in Critical condition? a stand is but a slave, everything I do, I do because deep down you want me to."

for the last Time....

I. Don't. Have. Romantic. Feelings. For. Himiko. Toga.

KQ:"you can spout that Bullshart to most people, but newsflash Kid.... You can't lie to yourself."

I give up on you....

KQ:"But Don't give up on Love! you may be a Murderous Piece of Shit, but you deserve Happiness."

as I walk though the halls a guy is spouting about if Heroes attack they can Fake Death to escape capture

"They're called "Ich lüge" Bullets, they contain a strong Tranquilizer. the Germans used them in World War II to fake their deaths when the Russians took Berlin."

Hayato:"Um... you do realize I know German, Right? and that the Germans didn't fake their Suicides when the Russians invaded Berlin... and that your story is from Heathers...."

"hehehehe.... well um... N-- RUN THE ABSOLUTE FUCK AWAY!!!!!!"

I continue on as I see some Drunk making an announcement

"I've come to make an announcement, Kage Harinezumi is a Bitch-ass-motherfucker, he Pissed on my Fucking Wife, That's Right! he took his Peanut Fucking Willy-Dick out and Pissed on my fucking Wife, and he said His Dick was Th(8========D)is Big and I said that's Disgusting, so I'm making a call out post on my Twitter.Com, Kage Harinezumi you got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut, but way smaller. and Guess what? this is what my Dong Looks like!"

Luckily someone punches him out before he unzipped his pants

if Heroes ever attack, not gonna lie... I have absolutely no faith in them

and right on Que I accidentally bump into Toga on my way back

wow, Killer Queen was Right, now that I really think about it... my Heart rate did increase by 22% when I realized it was her.

Though it rose by 24% when I thought it might have been some other Girl

that's 100% fear....

Toga:"H I A T O... we haven't really been face to face since the Alleyway, weird right?"

Hayato:"Um... uh... yeah... hehe... weird..."

Killer Queen appears trying to rub the nape of a nose he does not own

KQ:"Listen... wanna get this figured out once and for all?"

Heck in a hand basket yeah....

KQ:"Just tell her you wanna tell her something and just say whatever your heart tells you to...."

Hearts can't Think, I believe you wish for me to Speak from what my Amygdala tells me

KQ:"You get "snooty smart" when you're in love... I love it."

Hayato:"Listen... Toga... There's um... there's something I'd like to--"

Right then the Building begins to rumble as we're being attacked

oh thank god.....

wait no, that's not good either.

(Ngl, I'm stalling for the War Arc. I have general Plot points but it's just the meaty Meat that I'm having "Writers Block" about. cuz as most of you could guess.... I prioritize memes over actual Story.)