My Quiet Life academia (BNHA X JJBA)

The Beauty and the.... um.... Kurisu

I Immediately regret my decision....

It's dark, it's raining and even with a stand Climbing a Building is a bitch when your leg and spine is broken....

and on top of that it's bloody boring

I could be sleeping right now...

and instead I'm waiting for something That might not even come.

Maybe Tooru set me up....

punishing me for.... some reason...

I don't know....

*YAWN*

Maybe I could just rest my head for a little.... bit.....

KQ:"No No No No!"

I doze off and fall asleep.....

KQ:"NOOO--"

Killer Queen fades with my consciousness

KQ:"AW GREAT.... NOW WHO'S GOING TO PICK UP THE STORY WHILE WE'RE SNOOZING!?"

there is only one man fit to take up this burden while our.... "Hero" slumbers...

KQ:"Dillan?"

no

KQ:"Taro?"

nope

KQ:"Josuke?"

Nada

KQ:"Giorno?"

Nein

KQ:"Shibu?"

naw

KQ:"Zenkei?"

Negative

KQ:"Christen?"

Wrong Book....

KQ:"Kars?"

Half wrong universe...

KQ:"Danny?"

He has his own book... that I'm putting off writing because--

KQ:"I get it!"

Killer Queen thinks for a moment.....

KQ:"Suzuki?"

nay

KQ:"Dillan?"

you already asked that....

KQ:"Tooru?"

nah

KQ:"Oh god please don't tell me it's--"

"Rightio Daddio." Kurisu Meinchizu declares striking a pose elsewhere. "I'm the Protagonist now scrubs! From now on this is "My Kurisu ez Academia" and don't you forget it!"

"Who are you talking to?" a woman asks exasperated.

across her shoulder she's carrying a very defeated looking man in a prison uniform without either of his arms

"Need to.... boss.... I need to get to the boss, quick..." he moans flopping about as she runs.

"Ah it was a night like this on our first date..." Kurisu reminisces

"Wasn't a Date." the woman informs.

"I mean it kinda was.... the convenience store was burning, You were taking potshots at me, it was love at first sight..." Kurisu gushes