My Quiet Life academia (BNHA X JJBA)

Baby Boomer

(First of all I'm legit sad nobody commented on the Pegging joke Killer queen made 2 chapters ago... I don't know why... I'm just oddly proud of it.... not "IT WAS A DADDY JOKE" proud but still proud)

I wake up at 2AM, alone in the alleyway with the body of Kyanon shiryō still dead beside me

I quickly cut off a finger and obliterate the body and pocket it

KQ:"Hey, isn't taking trophies a war Crime?"

It's not a trophy, we need evidence for Tooru to know the targets are dead

KQ:"We're doing kind of a shit job, we let one live and the other one was killed by Toga and you just confessed your love over his rotting corpse."

the Capillary of the blood flow in my face increases again as I remember that

KQ:"Just say you're blushing, it's more understandable."

she.... left?

KQ:"Yep... you collapsed on her lap and I faded away with your consciousness before I saw what she did afterwards."

the my Blood flow continues to rise in Capillar--

KQ:"You turn red as a tomato.... that's the term."

I slap my cheeks in a frantic and futile attempt to decrease the Capillaries

KQ:"Aw... this is the most emotion I've ever seen you express, and I am so proud."

I need to get my mind off this stuff...

Warui yatsu is my next target...

that disgusting Loli fetishist, Kurisu said he's probably be at the nearby costume store trying to figure out how to retake the warehouse

so that's where I go

and just like he said there he is cutting the price tags off the merchandise

"OI YOU!" I call out

"oh... uh.... No Speaku Japanese."

I respond in fluent English that I know he's BSing me

"Fudge.... well leave me alone. aren't you Pro heroes done with this whole thing?

"I'm not a Pro Hero." I respond

Yatsu:"Well you have the stupid getup."

"And you eat babies." I yell back.

Yatsu:"I eat BERRIES... and MUSHROOMS you fool! or I did... until I got a taste of that sweet baby back rib"

Hayato:"You sick fuck. why would you eat a baby?!"

Yatsu:"Why not? I'm bigger than them, I'm higher on the food chain."

Hayato:"what? that's not how it works! anyway I'm here to Kill you, Kurisu says hi."

Yatsu:"Kurisu-Chan? that prick? is he still mad I refused to fuck him?"

Hayato:"I will-- wait what was that?"

Yatsu:"I mean who'd want to have sex with someone who uses "Bruh" as a response more than once a conversation? and Don't get me started on the whole closeted thing. The Guy's Less straight than a.... hmm... what's something that's not straight.... Oh yeah... YOU!"