My Quiet Life academia (BNHA X JJBA)

Granger Danger

(Starkid Fans will get the foreshadowing present in the title.)

(Some legend is going to get the reference and either take it wrong or take it right...)

I look into my own tired eyes in the mirror as I brush my teeth.

my body is still covered in bandages either from yesterday or previous encounters.

I sit down at the dining table finishing up my essay on "the Great Gatsby."

Mom and Diego aren't home at the moment so I have the house to myself.

Later I wash my clothes hoping to get the blood out of my Blazer and dress shirt.

I splash ice cold water over my face and get changed into my school uniform packing up my supplies and leaving.

This time I actively avoid the alleyway.

it smells like Kurisu....

which is the pungent scent of burning Garbage and a bodily fluid that I'd rather not name.

Arriving at school I still feel like.... um....

fuck can't think of anything....

as I walk I feel someone run up and grab my shoulder

recent events bring me 1 second away from Killer Queen manifesting to cut the arm off instinctively but I manage to get a hold of myself.

turning around I see...

I don't actually know his name, It's Josuke's friend.

"OI H A Y A T O! You look like shit!" he says looking at my bandaged hands

"I fell down some stairs.... very sturdy stairs...." I respond trying to walk away.

"Josuke could help you with that." he suggests

my Bagged eyes become wide as I quickly come up with a reason why Josuke shouldn't help.

"I mean that would be a good idea but um...."

shit can't think of an excuse.

"I... um.... I don't have time for looking for Josuke, I have a class right now that I'm late for, yeah, Extra credit, you wouldn't know."

I run off leaving Josuke's comrade in my dust.

Running through the crowd of classmates I slow down when I'm sure I lost him.

continuing to walk I'm interrupted by--

"Hayato." a feminine voice calls out

my heart skips a beat as for a second my mind tricks me into believing it's Toga

instantly without hesitation Killer queen begins singing telepathically

Turning around I see it's a girl that I vaguely recognize....

Zenkei Fukusen...

the girl who Tooru claims is descended from some powerful Stand user who died a hundred years ago.

Whether I believe this or not isn't something I'm up to debate....

"Why did you call me Hayato?" I Inquire.

"Josuke says your friends call you Hayato, We're friends right?" she says with a confused look.

"We only met like a week ago and have only spoken directly twice, I don't know if that qualifies as friendship." I respond

"Listen." Zenkei begins. "I don't really have many "Friends" everyone either pities me for having a Quirk that seems only useful against a select handful of people or don't really like how "Eccentric" I am. Shibu is really the only friend that hasn't tried to make a move on me or was kind of an asshat. And my dad says I should "Try to make human connections" so when I told him I have a boyfriend he said he doesn't count and that I need actual friends my age.... so I'm kind of reaching out."

I kinda zoned out halfway through that...

but what I could make out is that she's being forced to have human interaction beyond the people she's comfortable with

and since I'm trying this "Being nice" thing I might as well indulge her.

"And Y'know.... Josuke is kinda..... well Josuke, he's also been avoiding me since I made him almost vomit in front of everybody.... and his friend--" Zenkei begins as she walks beside me

"I Know right?!" I say in agreement "Everyone acts like he's some sweet softhearted cinnamon roll but under that he's always beating people he doesn't like up!"

"I mean I was going to say it's because it's weird enough I go to school with my Boyfriends Cousin, he's not the jealous type but it would still be weird to me to start hanging out with his cousin."

Wait.... Josuke has a cousin?

Wait.... I knew that already....

but who?

I know I know but I can't put my finger on it....

not only am I really tired....

lately I've been pretty forgetful

and on top of all that I've taken many Head injuries in the past 2 months...

so why can't I--

The bell rings signalling class

"Well see ya Hayato!" Zenkei Fukusen says running to class.

KQ:"She seems nice... Pretty sure she's only befriending us because she knows we're Asexual...."

probably

KQ:"Or maybe she respects us for what we did to that guy with the Testosterone quirk...."

oh yeah I forgot about that... what ever happened to him?

KQ:"I'm pretty sure he ran for Treasurer of the student council."

yet another corrupt politician gets into power?

KQ:"Hey, at least It's not like the US. I heard they elected some guy named Funny Valentine as president and another dude named Wilson Fox as Vice president.... but in his speech he just asked everyone to call him "Tug" which is weird...."

that is weird...

Rushing toward first period I get into my seat 2 seconds before the teacher arrives.

cutting it close

I turn to see Killer Queen taking a big bite out of an apple

wait.... Killer Queen can eat?

KQ:"Of course I can eat, Digesting is another story though."

as he says this the apple chunk he bit out phases through his foot

please don't do that.... it's gross....

KQ:"Ugh.... fine, MOM"

Killer queen detonates the apple silently as class begins.