English math

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When you learn more English during maths class than during actual English lesson...

Okay, so my maths class also doubles as other ppls English class..

So erry time we go to math, there's like a whole English lesson written on the board..

I love my English teacher like as a person.. Shes so caring and she's young and she gets what we're interested in and she doesn't ramble about boring shit.. But I literally learn more English techniques during math...

THATS SO DEPRESSING

ITS LIKE TWO LESSONS IN ONE

EW

NO

WTF

OH I HAVE A STORY ABOUT MY MATH CLASS TODAY

SOOOO

I have math with the most entertaining stupid ppl in the whole grade..

And our teacher is like a dad.. OKAY NOT LIKE THAT

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

he's a FATHER to us..

And one of the guys (his nickname is Vortex so let's call him that) so Vortex started like singing the bass chords of Uptown Funk...

Then the two other idiots joined in doing like drum sounds and OMG It actually sounded so good.

Then some random guy started singing and it was like amazing

Then Vortex like yells across the room "MR. ***** CAN WE PLAY UPTOWN FUNK!?!?!?"

So the teacher played the song with the Vevo video like full pelt and the floor was vibrating and such and such.

Then the teacher goes 15 minutes of work them you can do your assignments.

Bc erry one wanted to finish their assignments and yea

NO BODY WANTED TO WORK FOR 15 MINUTES

SO...

Vortex and the main idiot stood up and started singing A Capella while the second idiot started thrusting..

It was so entertaining..

Then the teacher laughed RLLY hard and the main idiot asked the teacher to play whale noises..

WHALE NOISES

AND OCEAN OMFG

I LITERALLY SLAMMED MY HEAD ON THE DAMN DESK REPEATEDLY.

so the teacher googles 'hump back whale noises'

I'm not even shitting you...

The youtube video was called 'beautiful whale song'

I SHAT MY PANTS BC I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD ANDJHJXHVJDJFOSKVJDVKFLVK

IT WAS SO FKN FUNNY

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

SO THE HUMPBACK WHALE WAS LIKE MAKING NOISES ALONG WITH SOME RANDOM RELAXING MUSIC

I COULDNT EVEN CONCENTRATE

IT WAS KINda DISTURBING

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