Shit

Sunburn/ Tanline.. and storytime (YAY!!)

I've been at my holiday shack thingy for like a week and it was like rlly hot the whole time..

I went kneeboarding and tubing erry day..

I was wearing my wetsuit shorts bc the water is kinda chilly..

And I may have gotten the most obvious freaking tanline in the whole entire world..

My denim shorts (that I wear most days) dont cover the tanline and it looks hella weird..

I got my head burnt.. like my part got so badly burnt..

I couldn't feel it tho so that's okay..

Oh oh!! I have a story!!

*clears throat*

Okay so on one of the really hot days it was also predicted that there would be a thunder storm..

We didn't pay much attention and went out in the speedboat anyways..

Then all of a sudden dark grey clouds cover the entire sky and it begins to rain..

Keeping in mind it was a rlly hot day...

Then the wind starts, we r still driving around with the tube behind and we r like swerving around the river to make it more fun for the ppl on the tube..

*BANG BANG* the thunder started followed shortly after by a huge strike of lightening..

I was like shatting myself stupid..

Then it was my turn on the tube..

I climbed on with a family friend (she's like 18 but she's so nice)..

We were like screaming and laughing the whole time, despite the pouring rain and thunder and cold ass wind..

Then we went over a massive wave from another boat and I flew up into the air and landed in the river..

It was actually quite warm..

Then the 18 year old started yelling at me but I couldn't hear what she was saying bc of the noise of the boat..

Then the ppl sat in the boat were yelling at me too...

I was hella confused to say the least..

I ignored them and climbed back onto the tube as we took off again..

I later found out that they were yelling "SNAKE SNAKE GET OUT OF THE WATER, GET ON THE TUBE" "CLAIRE GET. ON. THE. DAMN. TUBE"

Umm..

There was a brown snake (I think it's the most poisoness snakes in the world and they only live in Australia.. um shit) that was like a metre and a half long, just sat on the top of the water a few feet away from me..

So um... YEAAA