OSCAR RUNNN

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Okay so on Sunday with the ppl I played monopoly with, we went across the river to get an ice cream :)

So I was in charge bc apparently I'm relliable and trustworthy and I was the oldest, blah blah blah..

And so erry body had an ice cream (I may have gotten a double scoop...) and we were walking back to the ferry..

When we see the cars start to roll onto the ferry signalling the ferry was about to leave..

It takes like 20inites for the ferry to come back after its left and it was hot and there was no way I was going to keep 6 children entertained for 20 minutes on the stinking heat..

So then the 11 year old like screams at her 9 year old step brother "OSCAR RUN... RUN OSCSR"

so Oscar didn't grab no shoes or nuttin Jesus he ran for his life.

He's short af so he was running with his hands in the air like "MR FERRY MAN WAIT FOR USSSSS"

All seven of us were like sprinting with our ice creams and it was all melty and oh God we had to run like 50 meters to get to that damn ferry..

The ferry man was nice tho and he goes to me "where the hell'd u run from?" I was like "ah back 50 meters?"

To all you city ppl that don't understand it.. it's country language.. u shorten words and push words together and leave words out but somehow it still make sense...

I swear I lost like 10 kilos....

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