Allergies are stupid.. I swear, it's like ur body finds something that u really enjoy and permanently decides that u will never be able to enjoy that again..
I am allergic to all animals with fur; cats, dogs, horses, guinea pigs, hamsters, rabbits, ferrets, cows, yep.. Every animal with fur..
Me: *sees cute puppy* *walks over to puppy and starts to pat it* *eyes get irritated.. Throat starts to close over* *starts to cough and sneeze* *runny nose and watery eyes*
Oh, it's so much fun.. WHAT THE HELL MY BODY LIKE FREAKS OUT.. Then I have to like walk home and have some shit tablet thingy and then it takes like 2 hours for me to be back to normal.. Plus, I swear ppl like pay to see me swallow tablets.. I like gag and swallow all the water then I need more water and while this is all happening I'm still coughing and sneezing, the tablet is tasting like shit rn and I'm just about ready to give up.. then FINALLY I swallow it... I go through this every single time..
I also have hay-fever and that sucks bc my birthday is in spring (September over here) and like all day everyday my eyes are red, and I sneeze and I have a runny nose.. FUN!!
I have a few friends who are allergic to nuts.. And they can't have Nutella.. I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO LIVE IF I DIDNT HAVE NUTELLA ASDFGHJKLCZXVBNM.. Like just woah.. No, never. I kinda have an obsession with Nutella.. I have it on my pancakes, I have it on toast, I have it on sandwiches, hell.. *whispers and looks around* sometimes I eat it from the jar with a spoon.. I'm almost as obsessed with Nutella as much as I'm obsessed with ONE DIRECTION ASDFGZVCHBJKNML... How is it that every chapter turns into me fangirling? Idk..
Anyways, I have a family friend (atm she's like 8) and she was born with SO MANY allergies.. I will list a few so u get the idea..
Eggs
Bread
Milk
Bananas
Pears
Apples
Fish
Any type of seafood really
Apple juice
Butter
Yea... Up until she was like 5 she couldn't have any of that food.. She can eat most of it now tho 😊
but legit.. Wtf is an allergy and why does ur body choose not to let u have that?! I HATE IT.. ITS SHIT..
My friends: *patting someone's RLLY cute puppy*
Me: *starts to pat it and everything is dandy*
My body: "oh hell, no! Nope, it's a puppy.. (Not gonna say my name so I'll use my fishes name instead.. Lol wait, no, that's weird.. U can make up my name.. So yea, insert my name here then continue reading..) loves puppies so let's go all FREAKEH FREAKEH on her.."
Me: *throat closes over* *dies*
The fact that not everybody (wanna steal my girrll..) has allergies, pisses me off SO MUCH.. I wish that everyone either had the same allergies so it was fair or if allergies didn't exist.. Probably the second option bc well.. It would make the world.
I have a pet fish.. Yea it's kinda cool bc #fantail but it's a fish.. A FREAKING FISH.. Everyone at school be like "oh my dogs a golden retriever" "my dogs name is Squidward" "my dog has 3 legs" "my dog comes from America".. And I'm there like "yep, my fish is.. Orange".. I'm so interesting, I mean, wow.
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Random((wrote this as a fourteen year old do not hold me responsible for what is inside)) This is literally me venting and ranting about random shit in my life.. Like school, boy bands, annoying shit, stuff like that.. mostly ONE DIRECTION THO if you aren...
