Shit

One Direction a la Ellen

That title makes this chapter sound all smart ass-y lol, it's really not tho..

At the start of last week I got a txt from 1 of my friends (who is also a mega-Directioner) and she had screenshot a page on a website about Harry and Taylor.

It said that Harry had sent Taylor 1,989 roses bc of her new album and shit.. So I like freaked the hell out, all like "OMG NO HE CANT DATE HER" "I DONT WANT HIM DATING HER" and such..

But then my friends via Wattpad told me not to panic and I went off on to the YouTube and searched fucking high and low for this said interview of One Direction and Ellen.

I eventually found the full interview and watched it from start to end..

I may have sobbed..

Pfft, no! I did not bawl my eyes out..

Maybe.. I did..

And then to make it even worse added to the end of the interview there was this teenage girl, that they had backstage..
Ellen called her on and at this stage I was about to fucking loose it.. I had butterflies and I felt like I was about to cry even more than I already was..

So on comes this girl and Niall takes her hand, helping her to the stage, then ALL 5 OF THEM and Ellen, gather around her in like a circle and tears were like rolling down my face.. My sister looked at me like I was a damn alien but I stuck my tongue out and she left me alone..

This girl then takes a seat on Ellen's chair while One Direction are squished as hell on the couch.. Ellen just sorta perches on the chair that the girl is sat on..

Then Harry like picks up 2 tickets to some awards ceremony (I'm not American, hence why I don't know what it's called) and the girl like cries even more and Niall is like laughing bc Ellen asked the girl what she was doing and the girl like whales so Ellen goes "crying? I see.." I like laughed and cried at the same time...

Then Harry gives this girl 2 tickets to OTRAT and I legit died in that second.. I think I stopped breathing and my heart stopped beating..

Then Ellen gives the girl some book, and the telephone that is sat next to Ellen's chair and this yellow bouquet on the coffee table and I'm sitting there..

On the couch..

Looking at my phone..

Probably looking like a whackadoodle..

While all my dreams are being played out infront of me..

And I'm crying..

My earphones are in..

My sister is scooting further away from me..

She probs thinks I'm an idiot..

In my brain I'm going fucking psycho like..

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WHY DID THAT GIRL GET TO MEET ONE DIRECTION AND GO ON THE ELLEN SHOW AND GET TICKETS TO THEIR CONCERT AND GET ELLENS DIALL-Y PHONE AND A YELLOW BOUQUET AND GOT TO TOUCH NIALL HORANS HAND AND...

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Nope, I'm done with life..