So rn on both my fingernails and toenails I'm sporting the river-water-chipped-my-nail-polish-two-weeks-ago-but-I'm-too-lazy-to-fix-it look...
No kidding there's like a few nails with no nial polish at all and some with a speck of pink nail polish left on..
Don't u dare judge me..
I swear..
I will get your address
And I will find u..
Ooh I used BOLD.. it must be important...
OMG is it sad I just spelt "important" like "inportnant"..
wtf.
OH I HAVE A FUN FACT
it's not rlly fun but you will pretend won't you?
*nods* "Yes, Mrs. Claire Styles"
Cool bananas.. moving right along..
**Fun Fact With Claire Styles**
(Can we just take a moment to acknowledge how good my name looks with that last name?!)
*drum roll*
Why is this in italics and bold still?? Idk...
Okay better now..
Fun Fact:
-did you know... river water dries out ur skin and I have literally never used so much friggen moisturiser...
Arms, legs, face, feet, hands.. Oh and ur hair and lips..
But I don't suggest using moisturiser in ur hair or on ur lips... maybe conditioner or some sort of healing oils for ur hair and a chap stick and paw paw ointment on ur lips??
*Claire Styles' beauty tips*
Mhmm damn straight
Honestly my legs looked like a desert. Im not even shitting you.. there were like cracked lines everywhere and Ew. Then I put moisturiser on each night and each morning now they're soft af..
Oh yeaaaaaa
Little White Lies just came on.. its 10:15pm..
IF THIS ROOM WAS BURNING
I WOULDNT EVEN NOTICE
COZ YOU'VE BEEN TAKING UP MY MIND WITH YOUR
LITTLE WHITE LIES
LITTLE WHITE LIES
YOU SAY YOU'RE A GOOD GIRL
BUT I KNOW YOU WOULD GIRL
COZ YOUVE BEEN TELLING ME ALL NIGHT WITH YOUR
LITTLE WHITE LIES
LITTLE WHITE LIES
I KNOW YOU WANT IT
I KNOW YOU FEEL IT TOO
LETS STOP PRETENDING THAT
YOU DONT KNOW THAT I DONT KNOW JUST WHAT WE CAME TO DO (came to do, came to do, came to do, do, do, do, what we came to do , came to do, came to do do do do dododdoododododdodo)
Okay I give up now these voices are to amazing..
Oh in Little White Lies go to 0:53.. that's literally my fav..
I JUST CANT YHIS HAS BEEN MY FAVOURITE FOR EXACTLY A YEAR (literally to the week) AND I JUST JAKNXDKSOMSMANJXOXPAJAHDBJD
Oh God go to 1:34.. then with ur finger on the song thingy skip like anywhere from 1:34 to 2:15 kinda fast and it sounds cool.. imma genius..
Oh 1:40 Niall tho...
1:46 is this Harry or all? I'm thinking it's Harry leading...
Okay I'm gonna go read the After trilogy for the third time bc I love it
YOU ARE READING
Shit
Random((wrote this as a fourteen year old do not hold me responsible for what is inside)) This is literally me venting and ranting about random shit in my life.. Like school, boy bands, annoying shit, stuff like that.. mostly ONE DIRECTION THO if you aren...