A Hop and A Skip: The Man Against Evil!

Chapter 2: Leon's epicest battle!

Still inside Wymdom Stadium lol!

An intense battle is amist in the stadium as Raihan sends kout his Flygon with the intent to KILL and do other evil things!! Leon stod his grounf as he sent his chubby stick-legged Pokemon friend to kill it back with ice, and it shot out an ice bean which missed the goggle fragon  and hit a dude in the audience instead, freezing him but no one cared because of the epic fight! Then the chubbed up fairy mon gave up and punched Flygon in the face with ice and it colapsed and cried a little bit.

"ARRRR I SWEAR I WILL REVENGE" Raihan thundered.

They them sent out other Pokemons and made then fight very goodly. This went on for three hounrs until they each only have one Ookemon left cause it was that good. About a tenth of the crowd got dead in the crossfire cause of the fight with fireballs and electric and sand flew everywhere but evryone didn't care cause of how intense and good the fig was.

"You have put up a good fogjt my rival...but now, tour carrer is about to end!" Leon yelled like justice.

"OI, NOT SO FAST YOU BLOODY DOOL!" Raihan relied as he Gigntamaxed his Duraludon. It turned into an evil looking tower dragon and blew out everyone's ears as it roared into the ski except for Raihan and Leon's because they were too focused to care.

But something about it seemed weird to Leon! He shrugged it off  as he Gigantamaxex his Charizard, which turned into a fat, jumbo sized dragon whose tail which was like three basket ball courts in length nd swished in the air, igniting some of thei audience in the back on fire.

However, this time...before his Charizard can act, the tower dragon evilly charged at it amd went to town on it! The surviving potrtion of the audience gasped in horror even though their ears have gone out.

"WTFFFFFFFFFFF" Leon roared "What's up with it?!"

"I levelled him up and trajned his speed, my scurvy mate! I dint drink today so I remembered to do it" Raihan grinned.

"Ah lol" Leon sighed.

The Charizard was still standing, but barely. As its legs shake, so did its tail, slowly roasting more of the audiens on Leon's side. Leon slowly looked down and after few moment a shady look on hia face like some animr dudes from other series  started appearing, and he slowly looked back at his rival.

"I didt want to resort to using it...but I shall use...MY SECRET AGENT TECHNIQUE WHICH IS AWESOME AND COOL!!!!!!!" he yrlled.

Leon got his Charizard to return and pressed buttons on it in a supr secret way with a couple of ups, downs, lefts and some rights too. His Dymamax bracelet started glowing in all the colours of the rainbow, which looked all cool and shiny but they dont normally do that?!?!

He three the ball with all of his steenght, sending out his Gigantamax Charizarx...but in his Mega X form!!!! It was now bigger than the Duraludon and was all dark and carrying flickering blue flames in its mouth and it hoeverd over the battle field like a fighte plenn. It had three times the HP than it normally does and all of its stats went up too and now its awesome.

"NO WTFFFFFFFFF! THAT'S WANKING ULLEGAL" Raihan whined.

"It is, which is why it's a secret agent technique, called MEGAMAX!" Leon yelled as he gestured the flaming beast to melt down the steely tower dragon.

It obliged, sending a shower of blue fire down and decimating the dragon and half of the stadium, and bits of it that were flaming blue soared across the ski. He dusted himself off as he returned the Charizard, and looked around to aww at the disruption. Then he got out the pen form Men In Black and reset the memories of everyone in the stafium cause he still nedded to keep his secret identity as a secret agent provate.

"Arr, wot the blasting blooding hell happened..." Raihan bumbled.

"Oh some things happened and you lost the battle and stuff" Leon shruggrd.

"A'ight, mate" Raihan moans sadly.

"Btw why wrre you so mad at me?" Leon wuestions.

"Cause ye used my bloddy comb instead of yous, and borke it!!!" Raihan spat. "Nd I am haeving a bad 'air day and now I cant fix my jolly wanking hair!"

"Oh no I am so sorry" Leon sadly said. "To mske you feel better, I will give you my mom's phone number ao you can have sexy time with her, I herd she was interested in you."

"WTFFF, you really?! Thank ypu my matey" Raihan sobbed as he gave him Hop's Mom's phoen number and waked each other back home to Hammerlock and Postwick. As they walked away all happy, they could hear spme stadium maintenance guys faint as they saw the state of the stadium.

"OH NO" one of them cried freaking out screaming. "This meens we CANT HAVE THE CHAMPINSHIPS ND ALSO THE GYM CHALLENGE!!!?"

WWWWWTF?