A Hop and A Skip: The Man Against Evil!

Chapter 18: A Hop and a Skip...and a Leap?!

There was a big plane flying around into the tundra and in it was...Skip! And some other people I guess. He was in the front seat watching some good films and he was twirling and whirling his knife around very skillful and expert while Sonia was asleep, and snuggling on his shoulder. Hop was playing with his slingshot and having a blasted good time with it and Tom was reading the pilot manual and he learned very well so he drove the plane instead when Milo had to go pee.

Then, explosions and zombies could be heard and that when everyne knew, they were in the Crown Tundra! Milo drove the plan for a little bit longer until he looked down and saw Nessa down below. He flew down and did a crash landing and then they were there! Everybody who was inside got outside and looked around in the vast snowy plains...and then the zombies that were in front of them!

"Aloha, former boss and his wife!" Nessa called from below as she kept putting bullets in dudes. "Oh and also Milo. Help us beat up these dead dudes over here!".

"Got it!" Skip, Milo, and Sonia replied and then they got over there and fought! Tom went to the flamer guy.

"Whats up my dude!" Tom yelled, waving to him and he waved back. "Oi, Tommy boy!" the guy yelled. "Its been a while since I saw you in the bar with Skip and you got drunk and took your pants off lol". "Lol!" Tom went.

"Indeed that was a funny time Kanu. Now let's get these guys!" and Tom started to blast his shiny new bomb gun away and made chaos and hell while Kanu went back to flaming it up to the tune of the American anthem.

Hop was gawking at all the zombies and action going on until he got eaten by a ghost the masked kid summoned but it spat him out cause it didn't like the taste of his shoes wich got all dirty on the ground.

Meanwhile Skip flexed his 18 abs to show that he was serious which even intimidated his friends then went to punching out dudes so hard their zombie brains expldeod and kicking just as hard as well, and then he felt like getting more crafty! He flipped out the Balisong knife and started to dance while playing around with it!

He was dancing all agile and as he did his knife was twirling and dancing with him between his fingers as he spinned it at the zombies, the blades slicing their heads clean off and he flung it at another group and it killed thousands more until the strong wind made it go right back to him and he caught it and continued his dead good dance as more got down dead. D.Mon got outside of Skip's body to try it out but the knife passed right through his hands since he was a ghost and it went plop in the snow and it looked pretty funny.

Sonia rushes to the place where the military dudes were shooting up and dying to the zombies so she Revivemaxxed all of them back to live over and over and then she saw the mystery man in white holding a Revivemax band too and it turned into a reviving battle between her and the mystery dude doing the zombie reviving! She took off her coat to reveal her tank top and tan denim shorts to know she was serious and they both revive their sides very intensely!

She then had an idea and got a radio and started to dance as well, and doing a little sing too!

"Yo, tell me what you want, what you really really want I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want!" she sang as she sways her hips all around.

All the zombies found it to be really sexxy and many of them ran over to her side and some even gave her pickup lines like "I'm a zombie but you can call me ANYTIME!" and "Want to do it in the graveyard!" and also gave roses.

Skip noticed then coming onto her and he was a very protective husband so he started slashing up and killing every zombie that did and so many where dying that the mystery man had trouble reviving them all back!