A Hop and A Skip: The Man Against Evil!

Chapter 3: Hop and Tom get good!

Hop flet a slight earthquake from elsehwere but ignored it. Hop's Mom finally finishes his lunch so he went back home to eat it.

The next day

His neighbour barged through the dor. He was a pale skinny boy with lanky brown hair who was the main protagonist of the two games! I dont know if he has an offical name and I'm too lazy to checkl so I'll just call him Tom cause I think its a good name.

"Bro did you heard?!" Tom shouted.

"Huh?" Hop mumbled.

"We wrre supposed to get our first Pokemon byt now the stadium has destroyed and now the Gym Challenge is CANCELLED!!!!!!!!" Tom creid.

"WTFFF how could they do that?!" Hop spat, choking a little on his next day lunc.

Suddenly a tall buff dude opened the door. It was...Leon!

"Bro, how did this happen? Hop whined, looking up at Leon who was like seven, maybe 8 foot tall.

"Oh you know the battles got a little more firrce than normal" Leon shrugged, as he knew that Hop already knowz about his identity but wasn't sure if he wnated to tell him about the sevret agent technique. Also Tom is in the same room so he didn't know anything.
Sudanly...Rose, the dad bod announcer guy, appeared on the TV nearby!

"It is with a heavy heart that I declar the Gym Challenge to be CANCELLLED!!!!!!!" he cried all over the floor and wet and maybe pooped himself too.

Then a sexy blond women with a red dress and white coat with high socks and sexy came over to slap the crying peeing baby man to calm him down a d said in a France accent "Lol sorry future Trainers, youll have to do other lmae non-gym sh*t like mowwing the lawn or playing with your Barbies and ponies in the meanwhile. Oh yeah champion Leon is gonna be fire lol."

"WTFFFFFFF" Leon yells, and he had to let out his rage so he punched the rug open. It made a sonic wave that knocked down all the Rookidee from the sky and disturbing the nearby Wooloo and caused them to run over the fallen Rookis for scarring them, and the Sqovet too because who likes that Pokemon lol.

"Just kidding lol! hes too awesome to be fire" the laddy on TV goggled. "But still, no more gym challenges".

The show then cut to a commerical break as they tried to comfort Rose throwing a tantrum, showing ads of sandwich makers and cooking oils and sexxy models.

"Oh phew, of course they wouldn't lay of a hot man lik me", Leon signed, grabbing some beer and drinking it to calm himself.

"But what can we do without the gym channlenge?!?!?!" Hop groans, devastated.

Then...another women kicked down the door! She was called Sonia and she had a lab coot and a ponytail idk you're probably already seen her in the game already so you know what she looks like. She kicked the door so hard it made a bug hole instead and she had to crawl through it to get inside, which mesed up her hair a little.

"Even thought the challenge is gone it may come back so we can still prepare!" she said all loud and kissed Leon since they where married and all lovey with each others, in many ways ;) (Sorry to all the Leon X Raihan peoples lol!)

"COOL" Hop shrieked in a hyper way as if he was a gerbil who yad to much sugar at night.

"Yes," Leon ibterjected, tossing his empty beer into the trash can on the opposite side of the rom which fell perfectly, "You need to get a Pokemon first because you both have none and that's quite lame."

"Ok" the two boys said.

As they're about to leave, Hop's Mom got a phone called, talked for a bit, and said "Oh my, a certain someone in Hammerlocke was to have a hot time, I gotta go!" and sprinted away. She was smelling all happy like the Joaker but more girly and less makeyp except for some in her lips.