A Hop and A Skip: The Man Against Evil!

Chapter 9: War is happening and also sex!

When the group made it to Spikemuth, the entrance was locked so they waited to open. As that was going down, Skip's attention turned to a chick who was standing next to the beach. It was D.Mon again of course but Skip though he was a women cause of the heals and the hair and no beard and thestrong wind blew his hoody too so it looked like there was a chest under.

"Hello there you pretty laddy" Skip said with flirty and walking to her.

"She's pretty" said Tom to Hop and Hop didn't get it because the only women he had ever kissed was his mom once so he was confused.

D.Mon went all shock at first because he didnt know he looked like a laddy then he though to play along. He smoked a weed to make him sound more like a laddy and said.

"Wow you are a sexy. I herd you were waiting for a dude, but in the mean time wanna have a good time?", winking at Skip with sexy.

"Dont mind if I doooooooo" he similed because he fell sad after Sonia was gone and then they started to have a sex on the beeqch like in the Katty Peri song and Bede had to cover Tom and Hop's eyes as they did.

As Skip took of his boxers sexy, D.Mon went "Oh Ho! Your looking huge doen there ;))))))))!"

Skip blushed "Haha tanks!"

"Hold on ill take off mine!" D.Mon said then took off his pants with a laser underneath wile an evil look came on his face! "Surprise B*TCH!"

"HUH?!?" Skip yelled as suddenly the laddy shooted a tase at him in the man bits with the laser pointer and he rolled in pain as she lolled and snapped her fingers and four zombies surrounded Tom and Bede.

"Wow! I really can't move my body!" Skip groaned as he triad to move but can't!

D.Mon spat out all the weed he took from his lungs to sound like a dude again which fell into the sea and drugged all the fish and he lmaoed "HAHAHA LOL YOU JUST FELL INTO A TRAP" undoing his hair and giving Skip a finger, putting his pant back on.

"MY name is D.MON and I am creating a ZOMBIE EMPIRE OF ANCIENT HISTORY DUDES!" D.Mon giggled.

"You!" Skip grumbled as he still struggled.

"WHAT? WHat is this?" Tom and Bede gaped, looking around and nearly seeing Skip lying pantless with his big manly bit out but a zonbie blocked the view.

"I thought you were a cool dude for giving Raihan that drink!" Tom mooned as Hop meanwhile jumped into a betry tree to avoid getting spotted but as he got on a berry fell and he got attacked by Sqovets.

As Tom and Bede takes out their Pokes and epicly fought against the zombies, Skip shut down his eyes and flexed his muscules so that the electricity of the taser is gone then leaped up to D.Mon and yelled "Haha! You can't get me with your silly tricks! I shell defeat you and are going t he electric chair!"

D.Mon looked up and similed and said " Bing it on LOL" and did more lol and did a meme face which made Skip kinda mad.

They taked out their Pokes as they felt ready for BATTEL! Skip sent out his Charizard and D.Mon sent out...another Charizard?!??

"WTFF" Skip and the others went.

"LOL" D.Mon went as he also takes off one of his gloves to reveal...ANOTHER MEGAMAX BAND!!!!!

"Interesting! However, that shell not be enough to defeat us!" Skip said and they both did Megamax.

Skip's Charizard turned into a massive black dragon with blue flames as usual, but D.Mon's Charizard turned into the other Mega form with the skinnier and pointier cool looking wings look it up if you don't know cause that's what he had. It suddenly became all hot and sunny as sh*t and it freaked everyone out, except the people in Circherster because it was cold there anywwy so they liked it.