Chapter 10.5: So this is still Chaoter 10 but I split it cause its too long lol

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They all went to scale the tower where five million knights and their chef standed and they had to do handstands And headstands on top of each other to fit it all in. Serious awesome action gets down to happen!

Skip went "HIYAH!" And tore off his shirt to reveal his black belt and Olympic metals and started doingKung fu all over the place! He was jumping from dude to dude, slamming and killing them in the face as he was kicking so fast he was flying like a birdie and knocking knights out left and right and above and also below! He was shotting a hundred rainbow laders everywhere with his Megamax set to gun mode burning up other knights inside their armors and his Boommax also exploding other knights which weren't hit. Some golden stands flew from his hair which gleamed in the sun and blinded so they did nothing as he killed more!

Bede did Heartmax on the cheif's heart and made it explode and herat bits explodeid and made a thousand other knights fall down and die. And Raihan got his Poke to stand there unhinged like a picture plant to eat up the falling dudes like crunchy thick Pocky sticks except a little saltier and more metal. Chaos was everywere and went everywere too and it was great.

In a few mins all the nights died so they went up the tower, and saw Rose and a cool dragon standing on top and also D.Mon, rocking out a shirt with a gangster Pikachu giving the finger and a torn up pant cause he couldnt afford two. He had a cap with a flaming skull on it and also no hoody cause it got hot up here and his shotgun earrings blew evilly on his evil head.

Rose screamed and did a poop in his pants and went "WHAT? HHHHHOW DID YOU GET PAST THE KNIGHTS LOL".

D.Mon's shotguns shotted Rose in the man bit. "Quite, now!" he spat at him all spitty and covered him in spits. "Skip, you have arrived TO LATE!"

Rose then clamed down and went "Y-yeah! But first, I shell stall you with a POKE BATTLE" but before he did that Skip set his balls on fire.

"NOOOOOO NOW I CANT BATTLE" Rose cried like a babby without a bottle. D.Mon's eyes turned very angry and anime from all his annoying whining and pant peeing but then he started to smile.

"D.MON, HELT ME LOL" Rose squeaped.

He started to lmao and slowly walk to him all scary. "Rose, here's a little secret..." D.Mon spoke smug. "I didnt rescue you cause I liked you, it's cause I need a sacrifise for the monster lol".

"WWWWWAIT WHAT!!!!!" Rose cried in scared and D.Mon booted him into the dragon's mouth making it roar scary and transformed into a giant monster hand from the nutrents inside! It may sound wired but that's what it looks like okay!

D.Mon's d.monic ;) eyes started to flash with CRAZY as they glew and shined like the two suns from Star Wars and looked like he was just possessed by an EVIL power, which he was!

He went lmao like an evil mastermind which he also was and yell "I, DAEMON VON DRACULA WILL END YOU AND ALSO EVERYTHING ELSE" as Eternatus roared behind him. It look very badass but an EVIL kind of badass unlike Skip's JUSTICE kind of badass.

He flipped of his hat to reveal a Dynamax crown! More specially a purple and pink ETERNAMAX band, which is why Eternatus is even here to begin with obviosuly!

"This is also how I controlled the history zombies in the past chaps LOL" D.Mon lolled and made it glow even more to make Eternatus even stronger! The storm got so strong it started ripping houses and trains into the air which hit thousands of people and birds per second and caused planes to go wild and hit even more sh*t too! Galar wasnt just in panic, it was ABSOLUTE PANIC!

"No!" Skip bellowed starring at all the destruction to his beloved country and glared at the maniac with outraged "I, SKIPPERSON THE SIXTH, a PATRIOT OF GALAR AND POKEMON, SAY YOUR PLAN SHALL BE STOPED RIGHT HERE AND NOW!", saluting to the British anthem.

Both he and D.Mon got out and Megamaxxed their Charizard's like last chapter and did a dual while everyone tried to stop Eternatus from destroying more stuff. The two threw more flames than anyone has ever thrown ever and explosions happened as they where flaming and fighting and cusing out each other's mamas as the storm grew stronger behind them.

"I have a paln!" Hop screed as tool out an old sword and Tom did a nod and pulled out the shield like in the original games and they did the glowy thing and called over the weapon dogs but they flew into Eternatus's mouth and it ate them.

"NOOOOOO WERE DOOOOMED" Hop cried and was sad on the floor crying with sad.

"I failed too!" Tom yelled and also gave up. Raihan and Tam where current too drunk to fight after they got a few drinks before all this so they didn't.

"My chum! Why are you evil!" Skip yelled with angry as they where ducking it out in the stormy skies, dodging another fire blast which was an evil pink from all of his enemy's evil and sending another one back except not evil which burned D.Mon's goat tee off.

The made lunatic with the evil grin grinned sharkly like a shark with chiansaw teeth which flew to cut up a thousand birds in the sky. "Both of my parents were kill and I got bullied in prumary school and a bird sh*t on my head once after I got a haircut but then I found the Eternamax band, wich gave me new strength and power to make me not a loser no more and kill all who stands in my way and now it calls me to DESTROY ALL OF GALAR. At least I think thats what it wants me to do I'm not sure lmao lol. I'll check later after I KILL YOu"!

Skip sighed "I see! I agree that birds can be annoying too especially when they do poop and stuff! But my chum, there are better coping ways then this lmao so thats why we mus still fight"

There strength was EVENLY MATCHED and so they blew mountains and forests open and D.Mon used one of the trees as a sword against Skip but he used his agent trained hands to rip the trunk open and all D.Mon had left was a stump and that looked kinda funny so he gave up that plan and threw it down below and it hit an old lady as it fell.

They both gave up the sky battle and returned their mons and started REAL COMBAT! Skip wrapped his black belt around his head to show he was REAL serioys and did Kung fu at D.Mon but D.Mon knew Kung fu also and blocks his attacks and Skip also blocked his and this went on for a while and flames where coming out of there hands and feet when they punched cause of how fast they punched with them and it all looked very awesome trust me

"Okay, enough of this!" D.Mon yelled and did Cosmomax and summoned more meteors from the sky.

He took out the guns from his heels and earrings and got to rootin and tootin and shootin away! Skip was getting tired from the combat and dodging the meters and a bullet struck him in the chest but his epic steel abs stopped it from hitting his heart! The bullet made all his blood gush out of him all gushy and it went all over like a jet painting all the walls and people around so he had to act now and he did!

His blood and Hop's tears on the ground made it real slippy so he skidded closer to D.Mon on it as he had his plan too! Skip got close enough and so he took off his shades which had a grenade and threw it to blow up his Cosmomax and the meter pisces in the sky broke and fell and hit some dudes but it was fine cause they probably were more knights called for backup.

"WHAT?! IT CANT BE!?" D.Mon screamed like insane. When he was doing that suddenly Skip turned his guns agiainst him and shot both his legs and did Kung fu on him so hard he slammed him into the tower making the floor borke and they ended up at ground level! D.Mon tried to attack Skip back with some punches but he caught them all like he did Pokemon!

He grabbed him and jumped back up to the tower summit and then punched and kicked him out so much the volcanoes all over started sputtering, cracking every bone on D.Mon's body until he fell limp on the floor. The mad man got up all shaking and brused to face the angry justice man standing before hm.

"LMAO" he said with scary. "You've defeated me but your beloved Galar will still be destroy very soon!".

He lmaoed a sinister lmao that sounded like a mix of an asylum and screeching metals as he fell on one knee to the ground. He was still live but barely as Eternatus roared and got ready to destroy Galar!

Skip as he caught his breaths and was also close to fainting as he got a nema from his wound pouring out blood, glaced at the glowing sword and shield near Hop crying himself wet on the floor which started to form some lits, and then at the badly beaten D.Mon on the ground. He flet an urge to do something, but...what?

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