A Hop and A Skip: The Man Against Evil!

Chapter 7: Someone almost dies?!

If you made it this far your very awesome! Nearly as awesome as Skip, maybe? And thanks too! The real acton is coming real soon so be real ready! Alright I'll sto p talking now so we can GO!

The four guys were at a cafe having their luncs. Skip was having some English tea with a pasta and cookie cause they had run out of crumpets, Bede had a strawberry milkshake with extra straaberry and milk, Tom has what he though was an ice cream but it ran away as it was a Pokemon so he had to ask for a refund. And Hop had chicken nugget.

After eating they decided to leave when they heard something on the radio outside!

"Ladies and dudes,", the announcer says "The gym challenge is now EXTRA cancelled, due to Raihan getting attacked by A WEIRD DUDE!!!!!!"

Everyone in the cafe went WTFFFFFFFFFF and so did Skio and the others.

"What?!" Tom yelled, "with both hungry and very much anger. "The dude's built up lik the f*cking Rock, how did this even happen?!"

Flashback, the day before

It was at that one hotel in the gam with the cool statue in it and in the hotel museum there was a tour dude doing a tour and saying stuff. And then a meteor went KAPOWWWW and everything went explode like Mickel Bay and a dragon came and also nuclears!

"NOOOOOOOOO WTF" everyone went with rage face and a smoking mystery man did a twirl off the dragon all scary! He looked and dressed exactly like Leon except with red hair and a goatse and orange eyes and noone knew who he was cause his big cap was covering him (Keep an eye on him cause he's gonna be impotent later!). The man spat out his smoke and punched out the tour dude in the chaos and stole his staff card to go to a mystery place in the museum!

He beeped the card and some machines went all brrrrr until the door was opened and dudes taught he was getting water for the fires so they didn't care. He dodged all the securty lasers in the way and hopped down to the basement to the graveyard with many graves of all the famous dudes in the past lik Napoleon Bornapart and other people too.

"Awaken my masters!" he yelled as sick Egypt music played and they all came alive and some creepy sh*t's gonna happen! He went and did an evil lol as he jumped out and headed back but Rathian was here!

"Arrr, what is a landlubberin' fool like you doing with a blunderin' bunch of dead scurvies?" Raihan roared. But the man was calm and knew what to do!

"Hello, my good sir!" the mystery man mysteried. "I was at the wine seller below to give you a drink cause I knew your here and I like you a whole lot and it was next to a graveyard for some reasin" he lolled and gave him a bottle of good stuff from his bag.

"Oh! Well, a big blooding thank you to you, cabin boy!" Raihan jollied as he grabbed it and drank it all over. "Arrrr, now that hits the golly captain's gullet! Can a good ol' matey like me have your num-" he also said as the man was now gone! Suddenly, his head started spinning all over in 17 directions and his head was filled with all the evil colors lik scary purple and skunk white!

"Arrrr...?" Raihan arrrred with scared. "What is blunderin' around inside my noggin...?". Suddenly Napoleon Bonipart came and kicked him IN THE FACE! He sniffed him all creepy as he was a zombie and was about to make lunch of the pirate's head until suddenly he got kicked away and fell over!

"Hey! Are you alright over there?" a punk girl asked eith her mouse. "Arr..." Raihan went as he sobbed all piratey and the girl went off to help the others.

He stumbled up and saw a busness card on the ground where the mystery man dropped. He looked at it and there was no business in the card but there was a name!