A Hop and A Skip: The Man Against Evil!

Chapter 14: Justice on the Isle of Armor! Part 1!

This fijt is so grret and awesim that there are TOO parts to it! So watch out now!

Rose Sr. jumped into action as well and his robot eye started shooting lasers and exploded at everyone! He whistled and hundred thousands of military men came over to help him but then Tom and Bede held them off!

Tom's Pokes were snipping all their heads off and the master drank a whole lot and then was punching dudes everywhere with his drunken fists and used all the Japanees fighting techniques and was knocking army dudes out left right and center too. Bede made the guards fight each other like Street Fighters with mind control cause he thought it was funny and Tom placed bets on which army dude would win. Then Bede grabbed Hop from the dentist seat and jumped out with his parachute with him and they kissed.

Meanwhile Skip and Oleana are too busy dodging lasers everywhere and Skip shot some back at the other guards. Oleana has no cool Dynamax powers like Skip or Bede and she only had a normal one that's the usual red, but she did have...a weapon!

She took out her pen from her shirt pockets and pressed the Freedom button and it turned into a double edge sword that only the President has, called the Freedom Fighter 8999! It was glowing all red white and blue like flag colors and it was super sharp and could also spin like a Beyblade. She Dymanaxed it to make it bigger and tossed it and it chopped up a whole lot of dudes!

"Lol! We've gotten rud of all your men, whatcha gonna do now!" Tom sneered at Rose Sr.. "Oh," Rose Sr. grinned. "I can do lots of other things actually!"

He flipped his sleeves to reveal a red and green glowing Dynamax band!

"Lol is that a Christmasmax band that's gonna summon candy canes or christmas wraths? We're still a few months away you old geezer!" Skip savagely said and everyone lolled at Rose Sr. cause of Skip's savage words.

"No," Rose Sr. noed. "It is none other than my own custom Dynamax band...THE ROSEMAX BAND! He snaped his fingers and then a whole bunch of vines with thorny roses on then curled around Tom and Oleana! Oleana tried to cut her way through with Freedom Fighter 8999 but they kept growing back!

"Just gonna be you and me now, Skip!" Rose Sr. grinned, and then he ripped off his suit to reveal his shirtless abs which are very ripped and that was strange for an old dude like him.

"Hm! You've reminded me of that fat chairman guy but your cooler than him I admit!" Skip said.

"Because..." Rose Sr. went, "That fat chairman guy's my SON! And cause of him being such a crying baby man who kept making craps in his knickers, I started getting dark thoughts and then I became this evil!"

"LOL HAHA. Imagine rising that LOSER!" D.Mon lmaoed but with pity.

"And you wanna know why I've been stealing the sea? Is because I want to send a ROCKET into space to DESTROY the Moon to sell the pieces in auctions and become even more stinking rich, and all the sea water will be enough water supply to make sure the people in there dont die lol! And your heart is the perfect energy source to blow the moon with! SO now you die" Rose Sr. yelled and then he took out a rocket launcher!

"Oh no you don't!" Skip yelled and he used Plasmamax to shoot plasma all over the place, but then Rose Sr. surrounded himself in robot armor that defended against that!

"Grr, your one naughty chum you know!" Skip said and he started punching away instead using his Boommax to make his punches explode and Rose Sr. took quite a few hits and he winced.

"Not bad" he lmaoed. "Here I come now!". He started firing so many rockets everywhere it was crazy! Skip dodged all of them with grace and badass, even reflecting a few back with his wings which barely missed Rose Sr..

He did lol as he set the rocket launcher to a higher setting! It now shot even bigger and faster rockets and one of them hit Skip! However, he caught it before it did and threw it out of a window and exploded the whales below. Skip then went over and did a cosmic kick on Rose Sr.'s man bits and even with the armor on it felt quite pained and he fell over!

But as Skip went to do a final blow, he hopped right back up and did a big lmao as he turned it up to the maximum highest setting! It sputtered a bit because of all the power and then it stopped! He then started shooting our rockets from the rocket launcher but this time he was shooting out ROCKETSHIPS that zoomed everywhere and Skip tried to dodge them but he also used Rosemax to trap him!

"So this is where we say goodbye!" Rose Sr. went lol and then he shot Skip out of the airship and the Isle of Armor!

"SKIP!" everyone else in the airship shouted and Rose Sr. went super lmao and then imprisoned them all!

Meanwhile!

Skip landed in an infamiliar place. He looked around and noticed: He had landed in Alola! The space rocket had a heavy hit on him and gave him one bad stomach cramp like he ate some bad sushi, but he was still good!

He stood up, feeling dizzy, and went "Damn! I guess I cant beat the dude off myself! I need to go back and finish this up!". But then, he saw a familiar face. It was Sonia! On her business trip!

"OMG, Skip-senpai!" she yelled, hugging him. "What the WTF happened to my sexy man!". "Well, long story!" he said and then he told her the story.

She was WTFF after he told her and then said "So this Rose Sr. sounds awfully strong, but I belive you are the stronger! I'll heal you up first and then you can return!"

"Sounds like a plan!" Skip said. After using a blue purple band, Potionmax, to heal up Skip and treated him to some hot tea with crumpets and cream ice cream and did hot sex with him, he regained his power and was ready to go back and continue making the justice.

He did a fist pump and said "I kno what to do! To beat the old chummy...I must destroy his Rosemax band as otherwise he will be too strong!"

"Glad to know your back to normal my smart and lovely husband!" Sonia smiles and waved bye as he flew up and back to the airship.

Meanwhile back in the airship!

The master, Oleana, and Tom where all sitting in a cyber looking jail at the basement of the airship. They were sitting all sad when another military dude approached them!

"Good news," he said, with a familiar voice. "The General finally come up with a use for you blokes. He will meet you now." and their jail opened! Rose Sr. stepped in all smiling with a SKIP in his step!

"Yes I have decided to use you all for A THING! Its a shame I couldnt extract energy from Skip's comet before I killed him...but the energy from YOUR SOULS is also good!" he yelled with much lmao and everyone was all freaked out and angry, but then the army dude held up his hand and then they all calmed down and went "Okay sir".

Rose Sr. turned to the guy and said "That psychic power of yous really is useful, I like that!".

The army dude took off his helmet and he was Bede and he smirked "And thats not a prob, General! Many thanks for giving me the optin to side with you in exchange for this cool army suit!"

Suddenly, everyone heard something SWOOOOOSH outside their ship! They though it was just a bird though and shurgged it off, but then they realised it wasn't and then Skip BURST back into the ship, hair ablazin and his will stronger and more awesome than ever!

"ROSE SR.! NOW IS TIME...FOR JUSTICE!" he yelled.