A Hop and A Skip: The Man Against Evil!

Chapter 5: A new Dynamax??!???

Skip, the old looking dude who's probably a wizard, and the two boys are in Hulberry as Skip felt like having a sushi whil staring at the stadium there which was still on fire and cooking up the nearby Wingull into fried KFC xcept it wasn't real in Galar so they just burned ip and that's less cool but still pretty cool too.

As Bede and Skip we're talking about stuff like their names and their birthdays and what toppings are best on pizza, Hop wanted to buy something too because he got jellous of Tom's cool jacket but he couldn't because ne spent all of it on revives and poke dolls in case he went up against some scary things. They walked through a harbor and a fish nearly ate him. Wow

So after a couple of hours of walking later cause the two were talking a whole lot, they came across a weird glowy object on the ground. And it was all spooky! It was glowing and bursting on fire and looked like it could be a ball or a sphere or possibly a coment. Skip's fingers kinda burned a little as he picked it up to insprct it with puzzled.

"Hm..." he hmmed, "We should take this back to Sonia's grandma to inspect, I don't remember her name sorry guys but I know were her house is!" He exclained.

The group nodded as they took a taci back to Route 2 to consult Sonia's grandma. She calmly answers "More f*cking guests at this f*cking time? Hurry the f*vk up.", then Hop screamed "Hey! Sonia's Grandma! Take a look at this cool rock!".

"Tone the hell down will you? Fine, give me it, but it will take like three hours to look at so have some f*cking patience and go f*cking do some other sh*t like catching fish or bugs or whatever you youngins like to f*cking do" Sonia's Grandma said in an grandmotherly way.

So in the meantime they went back to looking for dudes to make battles with for more stronger. At one time Hop annoyed a Machoke by lmaoing like mad at a very lmaoful story Tom told him about the time he fed his hommwork to the Munchlax and sent its homework poop to his teach. It chased the group like Scooby Doo style until Bede realised he had mind powers and mind controled the Machoke into beating up a random fisher person nearby who got punched in his pole and it hurted.

And another time Tom was trying to clean some mud off his Dynamax band but he pressed on the man button and red energy flew out and hit a random tree and it grew big and menacing. Skip wante dto Megamax his Charizard to burn it down as it got in the way but then he wanted to be eco friendly so they left it. and took up another route.

And then suddenly an Irish dude came at them! He was a redhead and a small fairy face and has muscles so scarry it made the Machoke attacking the fisher guy nearby fell kinda jellous.and beat the fisher dude even more out of jellousy and angry.

"Top of the morning to you lads, it is I, Milo! And I'm feeling lik a feckin' fight right now!" The dude Irished all Irishly, ripping off his shirts to show his abs to show that he meant WAR and totally drunk all over from Irish alcools after his drinking after the gym cancel which is why he wants to fight ANYWAY!

The group looked at each other and Tom yelled "I'll take you one! And I'll try to do so without a gun". Skip sttod back and grabbed another beer to watch.

"Whew! I'm glad that someone else gets to have this fight because if J did it would end in like two sentences and then this chapter woud be too short!" Skip lmaoed.

They were in Tuffield when Tom said this so they agreed to take it to Motostoke as it is spacier and a large map size too. As Milo sent out the grass thing I forgot how to slell it, Tom sent out a Drizzile and then realised he had a type weakness.

"F*CK" Tom yelled in anger when he realised.

Thankfully Milo's Pokemon was solw so Drizzle ran over to it and went all licky lick! Like last tim with the bunny. It still smelled of the Magikarp Tom fed it during his battle with Hop but it didn't really do as muhc damage to the thhing as it was a tank. The small grass went up to the Drizzile and threw a POLLEN at it and it got allergies and went all achooey and sneesy. It sneesed at a passerby nearby and they got covered in nasty fish water but more snotty too and had to take an ambulance to the hosital for CPR because it was just that stenchy. It also did a sneese at Hop who cried and complained a little.

Tom then realised he had his EXP candies from grinding up a bunch of Pokmons in dens so he grabs a handful and went all "HAAAAAAAAA" as his mucles ripped open like Dragon ball and stuffed it into the Drizzile and it grew stronger and glowed a little bit as it jumped like Superman but if he was call Superfish instead into the alley nearby on the left of the town and inhaled all the water inside it and spat it all out at the greeny thing which couldn't take all the water and got swept off, along with some other people too but it can't be helped so let's hope their ok. Skip and the rest of the group got on his Charizard and few away so they weren't swept and could watch the fight from above. Tom and Milo levitated a few feet up with the Dynamax energy so they where fine.

Milo then sent out another thing idk and it Dynamaxed but Tom dynamaxed his Pokemon too. He stuffed more candles in its mouth until it couldn't eat anymore and then it slapped and knee kicked like kung fu and did a kamihamyha made of water until the other thing exploded like mad, sending all the water into the sky and causing a heavy rain like in that one time in the Bibel but with ally water instead of rain water.

"Golly no!" Milo yelled as he was being pelted all over with water and no longer drunk ."You crock o' cheeters I'm supposed to feckin' win cause I got the better Pokemins".

He walked off all wet and embarrass saying Irish swears. Tom did a hi five with Skip who was now convinced that Tom was very capable trainer now. Hop want a hi five too but Tom told the boy to put some new cloths on instead because he needed some for real.

Then, Skip phone busted out ringing! This tine his ringtone was Backstreet boys but more cool since it was a British remix because he was a patriot. He picked it up, and the caller was...Sonia's Grandma.

She said "Hello youngins, I looked at the stone f*ck thing that you gave me three hours ago and..." She whispered something on the phone to Skip, and then his face turned all shocked!

"We gotta get to her house in Route 2 right away!" Skip yelled so loudly that a Corviknight taci above heard his yelling in the sky and came to them without him having to call one on the phone. They got on and floew off into the clouds, and kicking down the door to her house as soon as they landed down.

"Thanks for braking down the f*cking door that I had f*cking replaced two f*cking days ago you little sh*ts" Sonia's Grandma mumbled calmly. "Anyway, I took a look at your stone here and it is stronger than normal comets but it is also so f*cking strong it would make things explode and go boom! Which is why I call it...the BOOMMAX band."

The whole group was shock, except Skip because she already told him over the phone but Hop and Tom especially were and Hop nearly made piss in his plants.

"It will probabaly end up being way more f*cking powerful in battle than you youngins can imagine, but I'll put it in a Dynamax band because why the f*ck not" she said. So she did and the band glowed a spooky shade of green compared to the normal red.

She walked up to Skip and gave him the band on his left wrist since the right one had the rainbow Megamax band, because she trusted him the most with it.

"Can the explosions be like the nuclear kind?" Hop squeaked, because he play video games so ofen like League of legend and Call of Duity rather then studying for his school and he really wanted to know.

"How the F*ck would I know?" Sonia's Grandma asked stoicly. "I f*cking only studied it for 3 f*cking hours. F*cking find out for your f*cking selfs you little sh*ts."

Skip and the others thanked her and went back out again as she grumbled to herself aboot young people.

As they did, Skip mumbled "Wait, I...remember, Sonia's grandma is called Magnolia!" (Sorry guys just looked her name up lol!)and did a faceplam as he was kinda embarrassed it took that long to remember it.

However...attached to the outside of Magnolia's house, was a securty camera! And several miles away...a mystery man was looking through it!

He was sitting in a dark and mystery place with a hoody covering part of his face and two glowing bands on his arms and snickled as he similed and said..."Oh, Skip...you have no idea what's coming next!"!

But we shell find out what's coming next...SOON!