A Hop and A Skip: The Man Against Evil!

Chapter 15: Justice on the Isle of Armor! Part 2!

Skip was standing back on the airship all mighty and the evil dude's are in shock and WTF and his friends are in joy!

"Wait there!" he shouted to his friends. "I shell destroy this guys Rosemax first so you can escape without getting trapped!"

"Yes sir!" they all said and Rose Sr. gestured Bede to watch over them so they won't escape anyway. "I just cannot get rid of you lol" he similed and put back on his robot armor and took out his space rocket launcher!

"Here we go again, old chummy!" Skip yelled as they resumed the fight.

So they went back to where they last were with the shooting of space rockets and whatnot but this time Skip remembered "Oh wait, I have my Spacetimemax crown oops!" and used it to slow down time and started to dodge stuff a lot like he was in the Matrix!

Rose Sr. got pretty frustrated and used his Rosemax. Skip lolled this time: "Thought your armor cant be burnt by plasma...your little vines here sure can!"

"NO, how did he figure out!" Rose Sr. snarled.

He started blasting plasma away, burning up all of the roses away before they managed to catch him! Skip continued to dodge and shoot plasma and Megamax lasers back and he had two Megamax bands so he could fire twice as fast and twice as awesomely.

"Ugh, they just keep coming though!" Skip yelled. "I need to get him too stop so I can actually do things to him! And not sexy things lol, I'm not gay or anything".

"Lol" D.Mon thought. "I know what to do". "What, but thats not possible your just a voice in my head!" Skip thought back, and D.Mon went "Ooh? We'll see about that ;)"

"Seirously, how much has that chum been having mouth-to-mouth with his bong!" Skip mumbled to himself then shrugged it off and then continued dodging and shooting very awesomely, doing a few backflips too to show off because Rose Sr. was too heavy because of his armor to do them too. One of his lasers hit Rose Sr. in the back and his armor was about to break! But he plugged his Rosemax band into a nuclear power outlet and then, it wnet into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE!

Suddenly, roses and vines started busting everywhere, but they glowed all green with radioactive and Rose Sr. had a real mad look on him!

"These are NUCLEAR roses, if you burn them this whole ship will explode and everyone on the Isle will
also be explode!" he giggled and did lmao like crazy.

"M*therf*cker!" Skip mumbled to himself as the vines filled the airship. "D.Mon, your clearly messing with me again! Does this chum's Rosemax look stopped to you?" he thought, but then he heard nothing back! "Huh?" he went.

Suddenly, the vines came to a stop as they almost filled up the ship and Rose Sr. did a short scream!

"What in hell? What happened to it?!" he screeched.

His Rosemax band suddenly broke, but Skip didn't remember hitting it! Then, he noticed! A dude half his height with feathered up hair like him and a goatee taking a fiery sword out of the band, but he was floating and was all pale and transparant!

"What's up...chum?" D.Mon smirked at Skip as he stopped to smoke again. Skip's face was shock and he went, "Awesome! Lets kick the old chummy's behind!".

They both cornered Rose Sr. as he was still screaming about the band and the vines where disappearing.

"Okay you nutty ol geezer! Its time to arrest you once and for all!".

"Damnit!" Rose Sr yelled! "I need to use my...LAST RESORT LOL!!!"

He went all floaty several feet into the air with his armor as he charged it with more nuclear rnergy! His armor became stronger and taller as he grew to almost as tall as Skip but the massive amount of radioactive inside the armor was also mutating him and getting into his blood!

Rose Sr. was turning all green and pale as the energy did things to his body! Spines were sticking out of his neck while he grew like a thousand more teeth shaped like candy corns in his mouth and also on his chest and arms and his neat hair got all messed up. Stripey tentacles and slimy scales where also growing all over his nuclear bleeding skin and he grew a rat tail with lion fur all over it and a human head screaming to the tune of Nirvana's Smells Like a Teen Sprite at the tip. It was a gnarly sight and dudes were quite creeped out.

"Oh!" he spoke in a mutated voice. "Now I feel like KILLING THE SH*T OUT OF YOU EVEN MORE!"

"My chum, your a sight for sore eyes!" Skip yelped.

"Sh*t! Its Lady Gaga's fashion sense all over again!" D.Mon screamed as he dodged a tentable.

The monster who stod in the place of Rose Sr. screeched in pained anger and started lashing out! Skip continues dodging and doing combat to him and did a backflip kick to his face once and D.Mon was busy slicing off the dude's tentacles becaus e they seriously freak him out. He's a freaky guy but he wasn't into that stuff!

He then ran up to him and stabbed him in the heart through a chunk on the armor but he didnt die cause hhis heart has mutated into four and he had to stab three more! And the monster kept heeling and growing back after getting hurt and still continued to try attack, much more savagely than any Yo Mama joke Skip ever came up with! Wich is saying a lot you guys!

As they fight a real good fight, Skip suddenly came up with...an idea!

"Hey, I have an idea!" he yelled. "Since the guy's pale as a sheet, he couldve mutated into a vampire too so what if we...burn him with light!"

D.Mon looked at him and went "I need to dtsract him first!"

D.Mon ran and jumped onto Skip's shoulder to attract Rose Sr. as he turned his spiny neck 270 degrees towards him and began charging towards him! D.Mon grabbed the bear cub from Skip and threw it in the man bits and the Rose monster stopped his charging as he went all "OW" at the pain.

"Lol hey guys and dudes I'm ok lol!" Hop climbed back into the ship but Rose Sr. was thrown backwards and squahsed him.

As he did, D.Mon took out a flashlight and shined it at Skip's glass wings, and it reflected into comet light right at Rose Sr.'s eyes! It was a very pretty sight to Bede and the prisoners. But it wasn't so much for Rose Sr., he screamed as half his face burned and he started to stumble everywere, only seeing through his one robot eye.

"Ahh!" he grunted. "F*CKKKKKKK!". He turned to Bede who was still keeping watch. "HEY! I HIRED YOU TO HELP ME OUT HERE!" he snarled.

Bede flipped his sleeve to reveal his glowing Heartmax band and spoke "Lol sorry! This suits making my crotch itchy and I want a refund."

Suddenly Rose Sr. felt his hearts began to feel tighter! He tried to move but then he couldn't, cause his mutated veins got real stiff. Skip went up and PUNCHED out a whole in his armor and shoved a bomb into his chest then jumped away with his ghosty friend as it exploded inside! The two awesome dudes looked at each other as Rose Sr. finally got dead, did a high five, and D.Mon faded back into Skip's body.

"Holy sh*t that's like one of the best scenes so far!" Tom yelled.

"Congrats a lot on the mission, Avery hasalso sneaked in and killed the driver and shes gonna crash this thing in a few minutes so lets all get out now!" Oleana said and they all agreed and jumped out with parachutes except Skip who used his Charizard, and Avery followed, screaming "GERONIMO!!!!!!!!!!!!" before the thing crashed into a flower looking island and the nuclear stuff inside mutated all the bees!

"Whew what a workout! Wonder how many caliries I burnt from that!" Skip said as they landed down, stretching his arms and legs.

"Anyway, before we actually sleep and return back to Galar, who wants some STEAMING HOT FISH CHOPS AND PINA COLADAS! Dinner is on me! Not literally but you know!" the master yell and everyone got pumped up and had a very wild night that night!