A Hop and A Skip: The Man Against Evil!

Chapter 4: An ambush happens! Scary

Hop heard a gate near Tom's house go bust open and winned about it for a while but Skip told him to ignore it for several minutes until Hop gave up. It took aboot an hour to get pas tRoute 1 as Hop kept running into Nickits and Sqovets and had to rely on Skip to beat them up and one bit Hop's pants and it hurt.

The three then finally made it to the train station in Wedgehurst and it was all pretty cause of the flowers and the wether was good too except it was a little dry and humid. There was a market and some houses and brick roads outside. And also some trains.

Skip got a phone call from a sexy laddy and they were saying so naughty stuff so he went inside the train to do it and the others waited a bit and then...a comet hit Tom and he dead! It split into two red peces, which Hop starred at for a while before throwing a revive at Tom to revive him.

"Whoa! They look so cool my mom read me about them during my bedtim story" Hop squeaked as he hastily jammed one into the Dynamax band Hop's Mom gave him for his birthday by mistake cause she tought it was the Apple Watch which the kids back then were all ravving about.

Tom looked little sad and left out, so Skip game him the band he used to use until he got his rainbow Megamax band cause he has no use for it, tossing it but Tom caught it just in time and also fit the other comet inside. The bands glowed and turned a real red shade of red.

Skip then ended the phone call and said "Nice, this is an impotent step for you chums on your joruney to be the best fihting chum of all! Perhaps you will be able to weld MEGAMAX like me one day lol! Or not idk. Anyway there's a trian we need to get so lets do that".

So they did and the train went. they stopped at the Wild Area to train. They then HOPped out of the train and into the area, which was just a bunch of trees and a sand and some other stuff but there were Pokemon and that was what mattered.

"Oh shoot I don't know how to catch a Pokemon yet" Tom mumbled. Hop mumbled that too also.

Skip heard them and so went over to an nearby Onix to demonstate, sending out Mr. Rime to go punch on it but failed to catch it because the Onix was fainted so he couldn't. He took out a revive to revive it then jumped on its tail and kicked it in the face with his concerte agent feet and hit it with the ball and captured.

"Now that's how you do it LIK A BOSS which I am" Skip said. "Now go and catch some stuff and get stronger or whatever and then we will ready for when the gym challenge arrives! And I shell check on you in a week so you chums don't fumble up lol"

A week later

Skip trained up a bit as well cause hes a little rusty but gave up when he accidentally Megamaxed his Charizard while fighting a Hippopotas and it destroyed the desert area and two digger dudes nearby and so he had a curry with a beer instead, then visited Sonia's house for the night to make sex and it got so steamy there that the windows fogged ip and the steam cooked a nearby Fletching into a grilled chicken.

Tom went and caught some pretty nice stuff and evolved his Sobble also, and got a haircut because he though he looked kinda plan and got a nice dark hoodie too with some shoes and a hat to go with it. Hop still wasn't that good and so he went home to play more Legge of Legend and his Scorbunny almost burnt the house down once after he yell too loud at a camper. He then tried to make a curry outside but he burned it.

Suddenly, as the three meet up to show each others Pokemon's, an old lookind dude who looked crazy lmaoing like made in a purple coat popped out of a bush.

"Haha! It is I, Belle Deville Elizabeth II, and I shell make you dead for dishonoring the honor of the Macro Cosmos!" he roared (Hes got the girly name cause he had the hair from his gran and everyone though he was a girl be he wasn't!). Skip leared at him and yelled "Oh yeah? Lett's dual! And can I call you Bede cause that name's too long lol!"

The air became still like in ninja anime and Skip sent out a Dragapult and Bede sent out...NOTHING! :00

Suddenly, Skip's Pokemon had a blank and mind controled look in its eyes and shooted at him instead who barely dodged it, as Beed continuted to laugh like crazy dude who was insane!

"WTFFFF Why is he Mind control??" everyone said except Bede cause hes the one doing it obvs.

"Why fight like normal dudes when you have EPIC MIND CONTROL POWERS!!!! And I use psychics so I can do that stuff have you seen the other games" Bede lmaoed with an epic smug pose like a Jojo.

"Nooooooo he's a hacker we're doomed!!!!" Hop squibbled as he hid for life in a bush but it was too pricky for him so he got out and sticks some plants on himself and pretended to be a flower in the grass to be safe from the evil wizard dude. Then he heard the other sentence Bede said and hewent "Oh ok nvm" and it all made sense now.

"F*ck!" Skip yelled and he nimbly dodged his Dragapult's attacks and even kicked one back at Bede but he dodged it, twirling like a ballerina, but manlier. Which did make him dizzy but he was to busy being all evil to mind. Shadow balls were going everywhere (Can Dragapult lern Shadow ball? Sorry of it cant!) and busting all over the aplce and turned everything dark so noone in the neighbourhood could see what they're doing! Dudes were drivving trucks off the cliffs and hitting all the people and also others sexxing the wrong people by mistake and getting slapped out by their wifs and the kiddies falling into the beach and the sharks.

Skip dipped (It rhymes lol!) his hand in the ghosty dark to turn it Ghost and flew down like a bird with his feathery hair spread lik wings and gave the dragon a b*chslap. If was a super effect so suddenly it snapped out of its daze and shooted angily back a fireball at Bede and screamed like a girl which he looked like as it hit him and threw him back which coated his coat in soot and burned a few of his stray hairs.

"Nice one, but not nice enough!" Skip said snarky whil patting away the Ghost frim his hands and giving thumbs up in a badass way.

"WTFFFFFFF! How did you get your Pokémon to cancell my mind contorl?" Bede hissed, grabbing his balls to fight but Tom went "Stap right there!" like Smosh and took out his pistol again and shoot it out of hands and the bullet was so fast it blew some wind which blew the fire from the ball and burned all the darkness so it was clear and everyone could see now.

"Ow!" Bede growled, looking with all anger. "But I must continue this fight as you have bought trouble to the Macro Cosmos!"

"WTF! Me and the Rose corporation are good chums lol what is a chum lik you on!" Skip said and do a salut like in the military to prove it.

"Wait I didn't know!" Bede said in surprise. "Lol sorry I mistaken you for another dude that looked lik you!" he apologised like old and gave him the poster of the guy he was gonna kill. He looked exactly like him but somethhing about it was more scarry than normal! Bit it could be cause the pic was all black and white like an old timey movie cause the printer ran out of inks and that was why he was confused.

"Haha! you sound of the chairchum that's always on TV" Skip lmaoed, doing a heavy pat on Bede's back.

Bede went and picked up his balls on the ground which had a bullet hole from Tom which was unfortunate but that's just the way it is.

"My mistake, but now I gotta catch the actual dude now!" Bede said.

"Wait" Skip said, "You sounds like a cool dude and chum so let's add our Kik contacts!"

"Lol okay!" Bede said and did a smile as they shared them and Skip was all happy to have made a new buddy that day. But little did he know...the next days gonna get RVEN BETTER than this one!