A Hop and A Skip: The Man Against Evil!

Chapter 12: Skip goes to the Isle of Armor! And a train fight happens!

Well be doing a Hop and a Skip ( ;) ) to a month after all that has happen. Some funny wired things like Tom getting hyper from trying his EXP Cnadies and Hop getting a 20 lossing streak on LoL and Bede using a Luigi board to talk to Rose did happen but its a story for ANOTHER TIM!! Also Hop and Tom's birthdays happened and now their adults so that's cool. Anyway! Chapter starts NOW!

Skip was bored in the morning and Sonia was away and he couldn't have a sexy with her so he took out a magzine about cloths and perfumes and so there were hot model laddies inside. Him and D.Mon inside him were liking the cloths in the mag and arguing over which laddy in the book is the sexy cause Skip is a boobs guy and D.Mon's an ass guy. Sufdenly, Skip received a phone from...THE PRESIDENT NUMBER! He picked it up after closing it in case Hop came in.

"Vice President Skip" Oleana said cause after the whole thing from Chapter 11 she promoted him from agent to Vice President for his JUSTISE and LOYALTY. "Our evil detectors have detected another evil dude out there and cause of that you must to visit the Isle of Armor to beat off the evil!"

"Okay" Skip said. "But what is this evil dude and what's he doing lmao?"

"No time to xplain" Oleana said before hanging up and running off and he herd a BOOM over the phone!

"Darn!" Skip swore. "What's going on!"

So as Skip got change and go out, he saw Tom and his sis heading over to the station too! Hop was there but Tom just bought him along cause the ticket he got was a Buy 1 Get 2 Free deal and he dint want to waste it.

When he got there; they handed their tickets over and as they did Skip saw a blonde laddy with glasses and a hippy outfit and a top hate. Skip blew some kisses at her and she went all "Ahehehe!" and then they got on the train to go there.

So Skip boreded the train and after a bit, it took off from Gakar!

Hop was getting all motion sick as it moved and was tossing his cookies and the cookies kept hitting people nearby and falling on the floor and crumbs flew everywere and Pidgeys flew in the train to eat them until someone's Pikachu went all Thunderbolt and roasted them into some Popeyes that fed all the hungry children and they stopped crying.

Skip was rich so he got the luxury train that is more rich and posh than the normal trains and so they had very fancy train cars with marble floors and bronze seats and golden toilets! He knew it was gonna be a long trip as the ticket said the ride was gonna take like 8 hours so he went to his and it was bigger because Oleana told the train people to give him THE BEST CABIN ON THE TRAIN! Cause of his justice and coolness! The cabin also had silver beds and fancy wardrobesa and a mirror and hsi own plasma TV with loads of sexxy channels on it as well as the weather and news which made Skip happy.

Tom and Tam where looking around to find theirs and they opened the door to what they though was their cabin but then they saw...Hop and Bede kissing and flirting and making out each other all over the place! The shock from it made Tam spat out her bear.

"Wrong cabin!" Tom yelled as Hop screamed so hard he almost bursted out of the cabin but thankfully he didn't and quickly closed the door.

"Ok, where were we my love?" Bede turned to Hop. They started to continue flirting and then they went to making out! We'll just leave them to that for now.

Skip was enjoying a hot grande cup of coffee with some milk and sugar while he was having real hot sexxing with some hot female train attendents and had a real hot time. After all that Skip turned on the weather. But as he turned it on, he noticed something odd! Instead of showing usual weather like rain or a sun or some snow, the weather said "Cloudly with a chance of DEATH" as it showed a cloud with a bunch of nukes and hell and frogs raining from it and a skull too!