heaven || alastor x f. reader oneshots

stare.

stare.

alastor could feel it. but he ignored it. he kept his eyes on the book he was reading about different kinds of tortures.

after quite a while, he could still feel it and finally decided to lock eyes with you. unlike his creepy stare, your sparkling eyes were filled with adoration.

angel stopped walking by and stood straight, blocking vaggie and charlie with one arm when they were about to walk pass him. the couple looked up at him in confusion.

sucking on his popsie with a bored look on his face, he pointed at you and alastor that sat across each other. just staring.

“what are they doing?” vaggie asked with an eyebrow raised, finding it very weird and confusing.

the two of you continued to have a staring contest. others wouldn't even dare to lock eyes with him, while you can stare back at them the whole day. you found his red eyes captivating and pretty.

finally, with his usual smile, alastor closed his book and declared, “privately.”

excitement washed over your face as you jumped off your feet and followed the deer demon towards the stairs, the both of you greeting the three once you passed by.

the three demons stared in confusion and curiosity. did the both of you talk through your eyes just now? or did you have telepathy? it was surely the first one.

“what do you think they do privately?” angel asked, dragging the last word with a smirk on his face.

vaggie glared up at him, knowing what he had in his mind, “it's their own private matter. don't interfere with their private lives, angel—”

but the spider demon was already dragging them up the stairs and hid behind the corner just in time to see you and alastor enter your room.

angel wiggled his eyebrows at the two before tiptoeing  towards the door, the other two following out of sheer absolute curiosity.

the door was slightly opened and as angel was approaching, he managed to hear fractions of what alastor was saying. he could make out the words ‘careful, dear’ and ‘it's sensitive’.

he quietly gasped at the two as if he had just heard a juicy gossip and was ready to share it with pretty much all of hell. vaggie face palmed and charlie was regretting her life decisions.

“woah, alastor, i-it's soft! i want to touch it more.” came your voice.

finally, the three peered into the slightly opened door. there they saw you sat on the bed behind alastor, your hands gently rubbing his deer ears.

disappointed was angel, surprised was vaggie (as she didn't know the radio demon would actually let anyone touch his ears), and charlie was gushing at how cute the scene was.

it was all cute until they realized that alastor was now staring at them. their faces dropped at the sight of his eyes turning into radio dials.

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here i am writing ffs, staring at fan arts and laughing my ass off on hh vines instead of studying lol

btw thank u for the 300+ reads🖤 i didn't really think ppl would read this lmao