heaven || alastor x f. reader oneshots

adorable.

requested by @creepypastagirl17

adorable.

you grumbled curses under you breath, almost breaking the pen you held in half and the notepad in pieces. other than you still had nothing written for your job as the hotel's journalist, you were in a bad mood.

everywhere you go, you received both cat calls and insults. you dodged groping hands, giving them the finger with furrowed eyebrows and almost every curse in the world.

your ears flattened on your head as you murmured about how your life was unfair with your short height and how men was the worst. it was almost an every day thing being called ‘shortie’, ‘shrimp’, ‘kid’, ‘little girl’.

yes, you weren't the only short demon. even niffty was shorter than you, but unlike her, you didn't find being short nice. you always wanted to look intimidating but with your height? not a chance.

you remembered that one time you stood next to rosie, you looked like her child. imagine how you would look like if you stood next to valentino.

your tail straightened, teeth gritted as you angrily kicked a can, not caring if it hit a demon walking down the street. your head turned to two demons, setting them on fire out of nothing but anger.

you made your way towards the hotel, bursting through the doors with a grumpy expression, one that exceeds husk's. charlie came to greet you but decided against it at the sight of your clearly not in the mood face.

you continued grumbling before plopping down on the couch in the lounge, eyes closed as you massaged your temples. familiar footsteps met your ears and your tail unconsciously wagged before you realized and stopped it, a red hue building up on your cheeks.

a shadow loomed over you and you opened your eyes to see the radio demon smiling down at you. he seemed amused for a while before asking.

“may i ask what's gotten ma cherie exasperated?” he chuckled.

he knew the answer yet he still asked, bastard. you ignored him and closed your eyes once more. it was silent for a while, only his static lingering in the air.

your eyelids flew open when you felt hands on your armpits before you were easily lifted in the air. flustered and surprised, you looked down on alastor who had a wide grin on his face.

“you don't know how adorable you are, my dear!” he beamed.

you blinked before you started moving and flailing your arms and legs around, trying to free yourself from his grasp before he noticed the blush that covered your face.

“i'm not! l-let go! i will stab your fucking parents! i will eat your children!” you declared.

he laughed at your empty threats, settling you down on your feet. you parted your lips, about to release a stream of insults and curses when he bent down and pecked your lips. your body tensed, ears and tail straight as you froze.

“i won't kiss coyotes that are not adorable anymore then, too bad.” he clicked his tongue in fake annoyance.

smirking as your tail began to wag when you registered what happened, he walked away with hands behind his back, humming. you stared at him, eyes widening when you realized what he said.

running up to him with your tail now wagging from side to side in a fast pace, you called, “i'm an adorable coyote!”

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welcome to another chapter of i tried ;-;

sorry if it's crappy T^T