heaven || alastor x f. reader oneshots

secret.

requested by @creepypastagirl17

secret.

your laugh died down into a giggle, your hand covering your mouth as your other arm wrapped around your stomach. alastor watched, a smug smile on his face, happy and proud that he was always able to make you laugh with his dad jokes.

you sat close to him as he leaned back, arm on the backrest of the couch and legs crossed. he always wanted you close to him. and you felt the same. as you calmed down, you stared up at him with a fond smile. you were happy that he was happy with his jokes.

“thanks, babe, i needed that.” you chuckled.

“anything to make my dearest happy.” he leaned down, smiling.

his arm reached for the armrest, cornering you as you let out giggles, knowing what he was upto. closing your eyes, you leaned forward with a smile. just when alastor's lips were inches from yours, the library's doors opened and in came a princess and a kinky spider.

your eyes widened, heart racing. but alastor was quick, instead of completely connecting his lips with yours, he dodged and pretended to reach a book that settled on a table beside the couch you sat on. you blinked as he went back to sitting straight. you coughed and continued to look at the air, as if you were staring at the paintings hung up on the wall.

“oh, there's smiles, toots.” angel told charlie.

“hey, al, i was just searching for you. i needed to talk to you about something.” the princess quipped, skipping over to the both of you and also greeting you with a smile.

before alastor could reply, you stood up and smiled at the blonde, “i need to go down the kitchen, i'll be cooking lunch. call me if you need anything.”

bidding goodbye, you were about to exit the room when angel spoke up, “wait, since when did you learn how to cook?”

you tensed, “oh, uhm, i taught myself. yeah, so, yeah, i gotta go.” you chuckled and finally left.

truth to be told, your boyfriend taught you. but you just couldn't go and spill the info. alastor was fine with telling everyone, but you still weren't that much into it. yes, you love your deer very much but you were anxious and just had negative thoughts. he understood and gave respect to your decision, the bright side of keeping it a secret was that none of his enemies would know he had a precious lover and would try to kidnap you or do anything bad to you.

after a while, you proudly smiled down at the cooked jambalaya, excited to feed the dish to the others and the radio demon as well. you hummed and went about to call everyone to eat. you thought that alastor must've been alone now since you saw charlie enter her office.

you pushed the doors of the library, calling out, “hey, ba—” oh no, the spider in the kinky boots was there, “. . . mbi.”

you mentally cursed alastor as he pursed his lips, trying not to laugh as you almost called him ‘babe’. angel raised an eyebrow, upper arms crossed over his chest.

“hey, sugar tits.” angel grinned at you.

“oh, hey, angel. didn't see you there.” you nervously chuckled, “i just came to say that lunch is ready.”

“oh, shit! really?!” he exclaimed before dashing out the door.

your eyes averted from the door to where the overlord sat. alastor had a smirk, pressing an index finger to his lips. you rolled your eyes before chuckling.

“jambalaya's ready, bambi.” you mused and left an amused alastor.

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aight, hope u liked this!! sorry it took a while i had to catch some sleep oof