heaven || alastor x f. reader oneshots

tease.

requested by MiniDevil793

tease.

your eye twitched as you watched the bright screen of the laptop. there it was, countless videos of a pair sharing one chocolate stick. closing helltube, you sat up, the chair making a loud screeching noise.

“alright, that was enough internet for today.” you muttered, closing the gadget and leaving it to charge.

you stretched and opened the curtains, hissing like a vampire when the sunlight met your skin. that's when you noticed that you've been inside for a long time. alastor must've been out minding his own business since he wasn't pestering you about lifting your ass off the bed.

you watched the busy streets from the window before deciding to leave the hotel and take a walk outside for a change. it was a miracle, really, how you got together with alastor when he was so outgoing while you could lock yourself in your room for days.

it didn't take long for you to wander the streets of the city, making sure to not cause or get into trouble. you began to wonder where alastor was. probably out to find something entertaining.

you stopped on your tracks when your eyes caught a store. it was a store selling sweets. without further ado, you entered and scanned the sweets they had. you were debating on a chocolate bar or milk chocolate bar when your eyes fell on a certain box with the word ‘pocky’ on the front. you stared at it, your mind drifting off to the videos you had watched earlier.

you had a boyfriend so why not? you shrugged, picked it up, and paid. you excitedly left the store and back in the hotel you were. curious if alastor was back, you approached the bar to ask the cat demon where he was.

as usual, husk was drunk and slurred on his words. he was blabbering but you could make out the word ‘library’ so you assumed he was there. you skipped towards the said room, happily holding the sweets in your hand.

truth to your assumption, he was there sitting on a couch. you made your way towards him, singing his name with giggles.

the radio demon looked up to you, wondering what got his overly introverted girlfriend bright and excited. you plopped down next to him and showed him what you held.

raising a hand, he spoke, “i dislike sweets, dear.”

“c'mon, al.” you whined, “just this once, please? eat this with me, please?”

sighing, he reluctantly agreed. you then explained a game called the ‘pocky game’ that you wanted to try out with him. about sharing a stick, bothe of you biting the ends and inching closer and closer.

“you call this a game?” he commented.

“oh, shush. whoever breaks the stick, on purpose or not will receive punishment.” you declared, grinning.

pulling one out, you place it between your lips and eagerly faced alastor. he sighed and bit the other end. a huge blush covered your cheeks at the closeness of his face, your blush darkening when he was the first to inch close.

ever so slowly, the space between the two of you became nonexistent. he wrapped an arm around your waist, your palms on his chest. your lips were an inch away from his and you closed your eyes, expecting.

but then you felt the stick break. your eyelids flew open to see alastor with a smug smirk on his face. your face turned into a heavy shade of red in embarrasment as you realized how you were left hanging.

pushing him away, you cursed, “you fucking tease!”

he laughed, clearly enjoying your reaction. you crossed your arms over your chest with your face still red. he then tilted your head upwards by your chin to face him.

leaning close, alastor whispered, “let's try it again. and this time, i'll devour you as well.”

chuckling lowly, he added, “figuratively.”

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