heaven || alastor x f. reader oneshots

fear me.

requested by MiniDevil793

fear me.

alastor ran a gloved hand through his hair, another boring day of paperwork in his office was finally done and he could go do whatever it was he wanted to do for the rest of the day. he snapped his fingers, expecting his staff to show up so he could take a walk outside.

but to his confusion, the microphone never showed up. he began to wonder where it was. or who had it. rolling his eyes, he stood up and started for his room. he must've left it there. but why wasn't it responding to his summon?

once he stood in front of his door, he stilled as a familiar voice met his ears. he silently and swiftly opened the door, making sure that he made no noise as to not alert you. he blinked.

there you stood on his bed, striking a pose and clad in one of his red suits that seemed to swallow you whole as it was too long for your short figure. your back was turned toward him and you weren't aware of his presence. he leaned against the doorframe, arms crossed over his chest with a smirk stretched on his lips and an eyebrow raised.

letting out an ‘evil’ laugh, you leaned against the staff he's been looking for, “fear me! for i am the great and mighty radio demon!”

you then twirled the staff in your fingers, failing as it fell on the bed. you let out a groan and proceeded to pick it up when he spoke.

“do you need help, dear?”

your body jerked in surprise, slowly turning towards your boyfriend with wide eyes, “oh, hi, al.”

he approached and showed his palm where you hesitantly placed his staff with a small pout. chuckling, he twirled it with ease causing you to roll your eyes.

he dismissed his staff and fixed your crooked bowtie, “you ought to do better than that if you wish to be feared,” he booped your nose, “great and mighty radio demon.”

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