𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐃𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐓

BODY 𝘢. 𝘺𝘢𝘮𝘢𝘮𝘰𝘵𝘰

"I'm kind of bored.." Akane said while stretching her arms while we both walked from school to my house. "What do you wanna do?" I asked her. "Ah! Let's build a cottagecore cave in minecraft." She exclaimed, I nodded in response and we both raced to my house.

We both turned both the computers on because our parents were too broke to buy a controller and all that shit but was able to buy two computers that costed $1000 each but anyways, still grateful.

We got on minecraft and started looking for said cave. It took almost half an hour to find said cave because we were both being dumbasses and looked for it in a flat world and even though we found one a while ago, Akane said she wanted a very big and not-so-dark cave.

So what was the point of looking for a cave if we're actually going to look for a "not-so-dark cave"? I don't even know.

We both found one that fit her liking and started gathering materials but being the noob I was, I cheated and went on creative mode and searched for said materials while Akane was busy doing all the looking.

"You know you can just go on creative right?"

"Well yes but I want to actually look for it."

"Suit yourself.." I shrugged and put a few of the materials that were going to be used for later in a chest. "I'm gonna go to the bathroom, I'll be right back." I tapped her arm and she nodded at me while I left for the bathroom.

"OH MY FUCKING GOD, AKANE! C'MERE." I yelled. "WHAT?!" She yelled back, the gaming chair falling on its back because of how hard she pushed herself off the chair.

She came running to me, "What?"

"There's.. there's a dead body!!"

Her eyes widened and pushed me out of the way and got in the bathroom to see Lev's big ass body in the bathtub filled halfway with water and him still in his pajamas.

"A body has been discovered!" I played Monokuma's voice on my phone, Akane turned to me and glared. "What? I felt like it was appropriate.. anyways, what do we do with him?" I asked.

She went up to him and examined him then went back to me, "He's not dead you idiot!" I only looked at her then to Lev then back to her. "Should we still bury him though?"

"Yes."

We both decided to change into dark colored clothing and dragged his body out of the tub. Akane's arms under his arms while I took a hold of his long ass legs. "I heard that if we bury his body in a cemetery, the cops won't find it."

She only looked at me for a while before nodding. "Great idea but it's literally day time and we don't have a car."

"Nah, let's just drag him. If anyone sees us, we'll just tell them we're playing a game where we pretend he's dead and we're trying to hide his body. Nobody will know." I said.

She nodded and we both got out of the house and carried Lev's body to wherever a cemetery is.

"What are you two doing?" Akane and I look up to see the third years of Nekoma and Fukurodani along with Kenma-san and Akaashi-san. "Oh, we're just playing a game. McScuse us, we'll be off." She said calmly before we both forced our way and ran as fast as we could while Lev's body got all crazy ding dangling around.

He looked so funny, I wanted to laugh so hard but decided it was not appropriate.

We were about to slow down when I got kicked in the stomach by Lev. "WHAT THE HELL-"

"Oh no, he's alive! Let's run!" Akane and I decided to drop him in the middle of the sidewalk and rn off back to the house but only to be caught by my brother. "You bed head! Let us go!" I yelled at his face.

"Nope! Not until you tell me whether or not you both drowned Lev and tried to bury him at daylight."

"Well no we didn't drown him, we found him in the tub and decided to bury him."

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"Hey, hey, hey! He's alive..?"

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"Oh."

— a/n
um yes well idk

anyone got the danganronpa reference?