AS TIFFANY WAS GETTING READY FOR HER WEDDING TO THE MAN THAT SHE LOVES MORE THAN ANYTHING. THEN MICHELLE SAID, "CAN YOU TAKE A CHILL PILL AND CALM THE FUCK DOWN YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED." THEN TIFFANY SAID, "I'M JUST NERVOUS ABOUT TODAY AND DOES ANYONE KNOW IF HE'S GOT THE RINGS?" THEN MICHELLE SAID, "YES JORDAN GOT THE RINGS DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE RINGS RIGHT NOW." THEN WHEN JOEY JOE WALKED TIFFANY DOWN THE AISLE, TIFFANY SAID, "WHY DOES DANNY LOOK SO DAMN NERVOUS?" THEN JOEY JOE SAID, "I HAVE NO CLUE WHY HE LOOKS LIKE THAT TIFFANY, BUT YOU LOOK NERVOUS TO." THEN WHEN THEY GOT TO THE RECEPTION HALL AND JORDAN SAID, "IT'S GOING TO BE A FUN EVENING TONIGHT." THEN WHEN IT WAS TIME FOR THE BRIDE TO THROW THE BOUQUET, JORDAN LOOKED RIGHT AT MICHELLE AND SAID, "PLEASE CATCH THE BOUQUET BABY, AND I'LL CATCH THE GARTER BABY." SO THEN TIFFANY THREW THE BOUQUET MICHELLE CAUGHT THE BOUQUET AND SAID, "NOW GO AND CATCH THE GARTER BABY." THEN JORDAN SAID, "DON'T WORRY BABY, I'LL CATCH IT, CAUSE I WANT TO CATCH IT." THEN WHEN JORDAN AND JOEY ALMOST FOUGHT OVER WHO WAS GOING TO CATCH IT. THEN JORDAN SAID, "MY GIRL CAUGHT THE BOUQUET JOEY AND THAT'S MINE." THEN JOEY JOE SAID, "HERE YOU CAN HAVE IT JORDAN I DON'T WANT IT." THEN JORDAN SAID, "COME HERE BABY, SEE I TOLD YOU I WAS GETTING THIS FOR YOU AND ONLY YOU BABY." THEN TIFFANY SAID, "YOU 2 NEED TO GET A ROOM." THEN JORDAN SAID, "WE ARE IN A FEW SHORT HOURS SIS, CAUSE I'M SPENDING THE NIGHT WITH MY GIRL, AND I DON'T HAVE TO SNEAK TO DO IT ANYMORE." THEN TIFFANY SAID, "THANK GOD FOR THAT, BUT BE CAREFUL, CAUSE YOU DON'T NEED TO GET HER PREGNANT BROTHER DEAR. PLUS YOU NEED TO REMEMBER THAT SHE'S ONLY 20 YEARS OLD." THEN JORDAN SAID, "I KNOW THAT SIS AND I DON'T CARE, CAUSE AGE IS JUST A NUMBER." THEN TIFFANY SAID, "I KNOW THAT, BUT YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL, CAUSE I'M ABOUT TO LEAVE WITH DANNY." THEN JORDAN LOOKED RIGHT AT MICHELLE AND SAID, "YOU READY TO GO BABY, CAUSE I WANT TO TAKE A HOT SHOWER AND LAY DOWN WITH MY BABY WHO I LOVE." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "LETS GET GOING, CAUSE A HOT SHOWER SOUNDS GOOD RIGHT NOW, AND WITH YOU BABY." THEN JORDAN SAID, "THEN LETS GO, CAUSE THAT SOUNDS GOOD RIGHT NOW BABY, AND I JUST WANT TO BE WITH MY BABY RIGHT NOW." THEN MICHELLE'S MOM SAID, "ARE YOU LEAVING MICHELLE, CAUSE I WAS JUST WONDERING SWEETIE?" THEN MICHELLE SAID, "YES MOM WE'RE GETTING TIRED AND WE WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT TOGETHER." THEN MICHELLE'S MOM SAID, "JUST BE CAREFUL MICHELLE, AND YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN MICHELLE." THEN JORDAN SAID, "WE'RE ALWAYS CAREFUL MA SO DON'T WORRY WE'RE NOT READY FOR KIDS YET." THEN MICHELLE'S MOM SAID, "THEN GET GOING AND I'LL SEE YOU 2 SOMETIME TOMORROW SWEETIE." THEN MICHELE SAID, "LIKE JORDAN SAID WE AIN'T READY FOR KIDS YET, CAUSE I'M ONLY 20 YEARS OLD MOM. EVEN THOUGH I DO LOVE JORDAN MOM, AND I'M NOT READY TO HAVE KIDS, AND YES WE'RE ALWAYS CAREFUL MOM." THEN JOEY JOE SAID, "ARE YOU SAYIG THAT YOU AND JORDAN ARE HAVING SEX?" THEN JORDAN SAID, "JOEY THAT'S REALLY REALLY NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS IF WERE'RE HAVING SEX OR NOT." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "I AGREE WITH JORDAN, AND IT IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS JOEY. PLUS I'M OLD ENOUGH TO DO WHAT I WANT TO DO." THEN JOEY JOE SAID, "JUST BE VERY CAREFUL, CAUSE YOU'RE TO YOUNG TO BECOME A MOM RIGHT NOW." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "DON'T WORRY JOEY WE'RE VERY VERY CAREFUL ABOUT THAT RIGHT NOW, AND PLEASE STOP WORRYING ABOUT THAT." THEN WHEN JORDAN AND MICHELLE LEFT, JORDAN LOOKED RIGHT AT MICHELLE AND SAID, "I LOVE THE WAY THAT YOU STOOD UP TO YOUR BROTHER BACK THERE BABE." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "IT'S REALLY NONE OF HIS DAMN BUSINESSS WHAT I DO WHEN I'M WITH YOU BABY." THEN JORDAN SAID, "THAT'S RIGHT BABY, CAUSE NO ONE NEED TO KNOW WHAT WE DO WHEN WE'RE ALONE BY OURSELVES BABY." THEN WHEN WE GOT TO JORDAN'S PLACE, HE HELPED ME OUT OF THE CAR AND SAID, "COME ON A HOT SHOWER SOUNDS GREAT RIGHT NOW BABY, AND I WANT TO JOIN YOU IN THE HOT SHOWER." THEN WHEN THEY GOT IN THE HOUSE, MICHELLE SAID, "GO START THE SHOWER, AND I'LL BE RIGHT IN BABE." THEN JORDAN PICKED UP MICHELLE AND SAID, "HELL NO I AIN'T WAITING YOU'RE COMING IN WITH ME RIGHT NOW BABY." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "FINE I WON'T SAY NO THEN WHEN YOU PICK ME UP LIKE THIS BABY." THEN JORDAN SAID, "THAT'S RIGHT YOU BETTER NOT SAY NO BABY, CAUSE I JUST WANT MY BABY RIGHT NOW AND I SURE THE HELL AIN'T WAITING BABE." THEN JORDAN STARTED TO UNZIP MICHELLE'S DRESS, CAUSE HE WANTED HER RIGHT THERE AND NOT LATER, CAUSE HE LOVES HER WITH ALL HIS HEART. THEN WHEN THEY GOT IN THE SHOWER JORDAN SAID, "I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR YOU TO MOVE IN WITH ME BABY, BUT I KNOW THAT AIN'T HAPPEN BABE." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "I KNOW THAT, CAUSE I WOULD LOVE TO MOVE IN WITH YOU BABE, BUT YOU KNOW THAT MY PARENTS AIN'T GOING TO LET IT HAPPEN BABE." THEN JORDAN SAID, "I KNOW I HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL YOUR READY BABY, AND WHEN IS THAT GOING TO HAPPEN BABY." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "I AGREE WITH YOU BABY, CAUSE THE DAY I MOVE IN I'LL BE HAPPY." THEN WHEN THEY GOT TO BED AFTER THE SHOWER, JORDAN MADE SWEET SWEET LOVE TO MICHELLE AND SAID, "I LOVE YOU SO MUCH BABY, AND WHEN WE DO HAVE KIDS SOME DAY, I HOPE THE GIRLS ARE AS BEAUTIFUL AS YOU AND OUR BOYS LOOK LIKE ME." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU PLAN ON ME HAVING BABY, CAUSE I WAS ONLY THINKING ABOUT ONLY HAVING ONE OF EACH AND THAT'S IT BABY." THEN JORDAN SAID, "I WAS THINKING ABOUT 2 OF EACH BABY, AND THAT'S IT BABY. BUT IF YOU WANT MORE KIDS WE CAN HAVE AS MANY AS WE BOTH WANT BABY." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "AS LONG AS I'M THE ONLY ONE AND ONLY ONE YOU WANT TO HAVE KIDS WITH BABY, AND THEN WE CAN HAVE AS MANY AS YOU WANT BABY." THEN JORDAN SAID, "BABY YOU ARE MY ONE AND ONLY THAT I WANT TO SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE WITH YOU BABY, CAUSE I LOVE YOU TO THE MOON AND BACK, THEN BACK AGAIN"
