WHEN MICHELLE & JORDAN WENT & GOT DANTE FROM SCHOOL, CARRISA WAS THERE & SHE LOOKED RIGHT AT MICHELLE & SAID, "DO YOU REMEMBER ME TELLING YOU THAT THERE IS A POSSIBLTY THAT I WAS PREGNANT WITH BABY #2? WELL GUESS WHAT I JUST FOUND OUT THIS MORNING FROM MY DOCTOR THAT BABY #2 IS ON IT'S WAY IN 6 MONTHS." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "CONGRATULATIONS CARRISA & IT IS ROB'S RIGHT, & DOES ANTHONY KNOW THAT YOU'RE EXPECTING ANOTHER BABY?" THEN CARRISA SAID, "YES IT'S ROB'S & NO I HAVEN'T TOLD ANTHONY THAT HE'S GOING TO BE A BIG BROTHER, & I REALLY HOPE THAT THIS IS A LITTLE GIRL THIS TIME MICHELLE." THEN JORDAN SAID, "COGRATS TO YOU & ROB, CARRISA WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO TELL ANTHONY THAT HE'S GOING TO BE A BIG BROTHER?" THEN CARRISA SAID, "WE ARE ALL GOING OUT TO DINNER TO TELL HIM THAT HE'S GOING TO BE A BIG BROTHER & I KNOW THAT HE'S GOING TO BE HAPPY AS HELL WHEN I TELL HIM ABOUT THE BABY." THEN WHEN ANTHONY & DANTE WALKED OVER TO WHERE MICHELLE & CARRISA, ANTHONY SAID, "MOMMY CAN DANTE COME OVER TONIGHT, EVEN THOUGH WE DON'T HAVE A GAME THIS WEEK BECAUSE I LIKE WHEN HE COMES OVER ON TUESDAY NIGHTS MOMMY?" THEN CARRISA SAID, "NOT TONIGHT ANTHONY CAUSE ME & DADDY HAVE SOMETHING PLANED FOR ALL OF US TONIGHT, & I PROMISE YOU HE CAN SPEND THE WHOLE WEEKEND WITH US ONCE AGAIN." THEN ANTHONY SAID, "WHAT DO YOU & DADDY HAVE PLANED FOR US TO DO TONIGHT, BECAUSE I WANT MY BEST FRIEND TO COME OVER THE HOUSE & SPEND THE NIGHT TONIGHT?" THEN CARRISA SAID, "NOW YOU KNOW THAT IT'S A SCHOOL NIGHT & NO ONE STAYS OVER THE HOUSE ON A SCHOOL NIGHT, & I SAID THAT HE CAN SPEND THE WHOLE WEEKEND WITH US THIS WEEKEND." THEN ANTHONY SAID, "FINE I CAN WAIT UNTIL FRIDAY FOR DANTE TO SPEND THE WHOLE WEEKEND, OK, & HE CAN STAY UNTIL MONDAY BECAUSE WE DON'T HAVE SCHOOL ON MONDAY." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "YOU KNOW WHY YOU DON'T HAVE SCHOOL ON MONDAY, & IT'S CAUSE OF PARENT TEACHER CONFERENCE ON MONDAY, & I HAVE TO GO TALK TO YOUR TEACHERS ON MONDAY." THEN DANTE SAID, "I KNOW CAUSE I'M DOING REALLY GOOD IN ALL MY CLASSES MOMMY & IS DADDY GOT TO BE THERE ALSO, CAUSE DADDY IS ALWAYS BUSY WHEN THAT COMES AROUND & THIS TIME, HE'S HOME?" THEN JORDAN SAID, " I WILL BE THERE ON MONDAY, BUDDY, CAUSE I'M USUALLY BUSY WHEN THESE CONFERENCES ALWAYS COME AROUND & I MISS THEM, BUT MOMMY ALWAYS TELLS ME HOW GOOD YOU ARE YOU IN ALL YOUR CLASSES." THEN CARRISA SAID, "ANTHONY IS YOUR TEACHER GOING TO TELL ME THAT YOU BROUGHT YOUR GRADES UP THIS SEMESTER, BECAUSE YOU DROPPED FROM AN A IN MATH TO A B & DROPPED FROM AN A TO A B IN SCIENCE." THEN ANTHONY SAID, "BUT I AM BRINGNG THEM BACK UP MOMMY, CAUSE IF MY GRADES DROPPED ANYMORE, I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO PLAY HOCKEY, & I LOVE PLAYING HOCKEY MOMMY." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "I HAVE TO GET GOING & CONGRATS ONCE AGAIN ON YOU KNOW WHAT & LET ME KNOW WHAT HE SAYS WHEN YINS TELL HIM LATER GIRL." THEN WHEN MICHELLE GOT IN THE CAR, DANTE SAID, "MOM WHY DOES CARRISA LOOK LIKE SHE'S PUTTING WEIGHT ON, & SHE KIND OF REMINDS ME OF YOU WHEN YOU WERE PREGNANT WITH MY BABY BROTHER ERIC. WAIT A MINUTE CARRISA IS GOING TO HAVE ANOTHER BABY, DOES ANTHONY KNOW ANYTNING ABOUT IT YET MOMMY?" THEN MICHELLE SAID, "NO HE DOESN'T KNOW THAT HIS MOMMY IS PREGNANT & HE WILL FIND OUT LATER ON TONIGHT WHEN ANTHONY, CARRISA, & ROB GO OUT TO DINNER, BECAUSE THAT IS WHEN THEY ARE GOING TO TELL ANTHONY THAT HE'S GOING TO BE A BIG BROTHER." THEN DANTE SAID, "WHY ISN'T THERE ANY HOCKEY PRACTICE TONIGHT, & IS IT BECAUSE THERE IS NO GAME THIS WEEKEND?" THEN MICHELLE SAID, "NO THE REASON THAT THERE IS NO HOCKEY PRACTICE IS CAUSE YOUR COACH ISN'T GOING TO BE HOME CAUSE OF A FAMILY EMERGENCY THIS WEEK & THAT IS ALSO WHY THERE AIN'T ANY GAME THIS WEEKEND OK." THEN JORDAN SAID, "WHO WANTS TO STOP AT STARBUCKS ON THE WAY HOME, BECAUSE I NEED A COFFEE FROM STARBUCKS." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "STARBUCKS SOUNDS GOOD ABOUT RIGHT NOW, & I KNOW THAT YOU WANT YOUR DRINK THAT YOU ALWAYS GET FROM STARBUCKS DANTE." THEN DANTE SAID, "YES I DO WANT MY DRAGON FRUIT DRINK FROM STARBUCKS, CAUSE IT'S REALLY GOOD & WHAT ARE WE HAVING FOR DINNER TONIGHT MOMMY?" THEN MICHELLE SAID, "I HAVE NO CLUE CAUSE YOU'RE NANA TOLD ME TO GET OUT THE HOUSE FOR AWHILE WHY SHE COOKS DINNER TONIGHT, & I WAS GOING TO DO PORK CHOPS, BUT YOUR NANA WANTED TO COOK DINNER TONIGHT & I WASN'T SAYING NO." THEN WHILE THEY WERE AT STARBUCKS GETTING THEIR DRINKS, MICHELLE'S PHONE STARTED TO RING, & WHEN SHE ANSWERED THE PHONE JOEY JOE SAID, "HEY SIS WHAT ARE DOING BECAUSE I WAS JUST WONDERING & WHY IS DANTE IN THE BACKSEAT & NOT AT HOCKEY PRACTICE TONIGHT." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "HIS COACH IS NOT IN TOWN FOR THE NEXT WEEK CAUSE OF A FAMILY EMERGENCY & THERE IS NO GAMES UNTIL NEXT WEEK." THEN JOEY JOE SAID, "I HOPE THAT IT WASN'T NOTHING TO DO WITH HIS MOTHER, BECAUSE SHE WASN'T FEELING TO WELL & SHE WAS SICK LATELY." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "NO IT WAS HIS GRANDMOTHER ON HIS DADS SIDE OF THE FAMILY, BECAUSE HE WAS REALLY CLOSE TO HIS GRANDMOTHER." THEN JOEY JOE SAID, "I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT HIS GRANDMOTHER PASSED AWAY & DID HE SAY WHAT SHE PASSED AWAY FROM." THEN JORDAN SAID, "NO BECAUSE HE JUST SENT US A QUICK TEXT SAYING THAT THERE WILL BE NO GAMES OR PRACTICE ALL WEEK, CAUSE HE'S GOING TO BE OUT OF TOWN FOR AT LEAST A WEEK." THEN JOEY SAID, "EXACTLY WHERE DID HE GO, BECAUSE I THINK THAT HIS ONLY GRANDMOTHER LIVES IN RHODE ISLAND." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "I THINK THAT IS WHERE HE WENT TO BUT AIN'T EXACTLY SURE, BECAUSE HE JUST CAME BACK FROM THERE NOT TO LONG AGO & HE SAID, THAT SHE WASN'T DOING GOOD AT ALL." THEN JOEY JOE SAID, "WHY DON'T Y'ALL COME OVER HERE FOR A POOL PARTY TONIGHT FOR A LITTLE BIT & THEN THIS WEEKEND YOU CAN BRING THE KIDS OVER TO HAVE FUN." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "WELL IT'S ONLY GOING TO BE ONLY ERIC, CAUSE DANTE IS GOING TO BE OVER CARRISA'S CAUSE ANTHONY WANTED HIM TO STAY TONIGHT BUT IT'S A SCHOOL NIGHT SO THEY AGREED FOR DANTE TO SPEND THIS WEEKEND OVER THERE AGAIN." THEN JOEY JOE SAID, "THAT'S FINE CAUSE I WANT TO SPOIL MY ERIC, BECAUSE I REALLY MISS MY ERIC, & SOMEONE MISSES HIS AUNTIE ALOT." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "WELL TELL GRIFFIN THAT I WILL BE THERE AS SOON AS I GO & GET ERIC, BECAUSE WE JUST GOT DANTE FROM SCHOOL, & ERIC WAS SLEEPING WHEN WE LEFT THE HOUSE." THEN WHEN JOEY JOE'S PHONE DIED, MICHELLE SAID, "AIN'T THAT A PAIN IN THE ASS, JOEY'S PHONE DIED & HE HAS NEVER EVER LET HIS PHONE DIE, BECAUSE THIS IS THE FIRST TIME THAT HE LET HIS PHONE DIE ON HIM." THEN JORDAN SAID, "WHEN WE GET TO THE HOUSE, WE ARE ONLY GOING INTO GRAB OUR SUITS SO WE CAN GO SWIMMING & GRAB THE ORAJEL BECAUSE I AM DEALING WITH ERIC & HIM TEETHING." THEN DANTE SAID, "I DON'T LIKE THAT MY BROTHER IS TEETHING, BECAUSE HE GETS CRANKY, & WHEN HE CRIES & PULLS ON HIS EARS ALSO." THEN JORDAN SAID, "WELL YOU USE TO DO THE SAME THING WHEN YOU HAD EAR INFECTIONS, & YOU WERE CRANKIER WHEN YOU HAD EAR INFECTIONS & THIS IS MILD COMPAIRED TO WHAT YOU USE TO DO WHEN YOU HAD EAR INFECTIONS BUDDY." THEN WHEN THEY PULLED INTO THE DRIVEWAY MARLENE ALREADY HAD ALL THEIR SWIMSUITS IN A BAG & READY TO GO, & ERIC WAS IN HIS CAR SEAT READY TO GO & SEE HIS AUNT BARRETT & UNCLE JOEY. THEN JORDAN SAID, "MOM IF YOU WANT TO COME YOU CAN CAUSE WE AIN'T GOING TO STOP YOU FROM COMING OVER TO JOEY JOE'S WITH US, BECAUSE YOU KNOW YOU CAN GO IF YOU WANT TO MOM?" THEN MARLENE SAID, "YOU KNOW THAT I AIN'T STAYING HOME, CAUSE I'M GOING WITH ALL OF YINS SO I CAN SIT IN THE HOT TUB." THEN WHEN THEY GOT TO JOEY JOE'S, BARRETT WAS AT THE FRONT DOOR WITH GRIFFIN IN HER ARMS & WHEN HE SEEN HIS AUNT MICHELLE HE STARTED TO SCREAM FOR HIS AUNT MICHELLE. SO, WHEN MICHELLE GOT TO THE DOOR, GRIFFIN JUST JUMPED IN HER ARMS & STOPPED SCREAMING, BECAUSE THAT IS WHO HE WANTED WAS HIS AUNT MICHELLE. THEN JORDAN SAID, "I SEE THAT SOMEONE WANTED HIS AUNT MICHELLE JUST LIKE SOMEONE WANTS HIS AUNT BARRETT." SO, WHEN EVERYONE GOT INTO THE HOUSE BOTH OF THE BABIES WERE HAPPY TO SEE EACH OTHER ALSO & THEN JOEY JOE SAID, "I SEE THAT TWO BABIES WANTED THEIR AUNTS & DON'T WORRY THE PLAYPIN IS STILL UP IN THE BACK." THEN MICHELLE LOOKED RIGHT AT MARLENE & SAID, "YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE DAY THAT THEY WERE PUTTING UP THE PLAYPIN, CAUSE IT WAS FUNNY & THEY DIDN'T THINK THAT IT WAS FUNNY, BUT I SURE DID." THEN BARRETT SAID, "IT ONLY TOOK JORDAN & JOEY CLOSE TO AN HOUR TO PUT IT TOGETHER, & WHEN I FIRST PUT IT TOGETHER IT TOOK ME 20 MINUTES TO PUT IT TOGETHER." THEN JOEY JOE SAID, "RUB IN BABE, BECAUSE IT ONLY TOOK ABOUT 5 MINUTES TO TAKE DOWN THOUGH, & I WANTED TO SEE IF I COULD PUT IT TOGETHER, & I HAD HELP PUTTING IT TOGETHER, & THAT WASN'T FUN AT ALL." THEN DANTE CAME OUT OF THE HOUSE & SAID, "UNCLE JOEY CAN I GO INTO THE POOL NOW, BECAUSE I WANT TO GO SWIMMING, & MOMMY I LOVE YOU." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "WHAT DO YOU WANT DANTE CAUSE THE ONLY TIME THAT YOU SAY THAT WITH THAT LOOK ON YOUR FACE IS WHEN YOU WANT SOMETHING, & WHAT DO YOU WANT?" THEN DANTE SAID, "CAN I PUSH ERIC IN HIS FLOATY IN THE POOL, BECAUSE I WANT TO PUSH HIM IN IT & ERIC LIKES WHEN I PUSH HIM IN IT MOMMY." THEN JORDAN SAID, "COME ON I'LL HELP YOU WITH YOUR BROTHER SO YOU CAN PUSH HIM IN THE POOL & DON'T BE ROUGH & BE GENTLE CAUSE HIS MOUTH IS HURTING HIM BUDDY." SO, WHEN JORDAN WHEN & HELPED DANTE PUT ERIC IN HIS FLOATY, & THEN DANTE PULLED ERIC ALL AROUND THE POOL & ERIC WAS LAUGHING & HAVING A BALL WITH HIS BROTHER THEN JORDAN JUMPED INTO THE POOL & SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF DANTE & ERIC STARTED SCREAMING. THEN MICHELLE SAID, "WHAT IS HE SCREAMING ABOUT, BECAUSE HE WAS JUST HAVING FUN WITH DANTE & JORDAN WHAT IN THE WORLD DID YOU DO TO MAKE MY BABY SCREAM?" THEN JORDAN SAID, "ALL I DID WAS SCARE THE CRAP OUT OF DANTE BECAUSE HE WAS HAVING WAY TOO MUCH FUN WITH HIS BROTHER & HERE MICHELLE TAKE ERIC & CALM HIM DOWN." THEN DANTE SAID, "DADDY WHY WOULD YOU SCARE ME LIKE THAT CAUSE I WAS HAVING SO MUCH FUN WITH MY BABY BROTHER, & YOU KNOW THAT I'LL GET YOU BACK FOR DOING THAT." THEN JORDAN SAID, "I WANT TO SEE YOU GET ME BACK FOR DOING THAT BUDDY, BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO CATCH ME FIRST TO GET ME BACK & DON'T YOU GIVE ME THAT LOOK MICHELLE." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "WHAT LOOK ARE YOU TALKING BABY, BECAUSE I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT LOOK YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT, BECAUSE I WOULDN'T GIVE YOU ANY LOOK. IT'S OK ERIC DADDY WAS JUST BEING MEAN TO YOUR BROTHER HE DIDN'T MEAN TO SCARE YOU ALSO BUDDY." THEN JORDAN GOT OUT OF THE POOL & SAT DOWN NEXT TO MICHELLE & SAID, "COME HERE ERIC, I'M SORRY THAT YOU GOT SCARED WHEN I WAS JUST TRYING TO SCARE YOUR BROTHER, I DIDN'T MEAN TO SCARE BUDDY, CAUSE DADDY IS SO VERY SORRY BABY." THEN ERIC CLIMBED INTO JORDAN'S ARMS & WENT TO SLEEP, BECAUSE HE WAS TIRED & WANTED HIS DADDY. THEN MICHELLE SAID, "HERE YOU HAVE FUN CHANGING HIM, BECAUSE HE STINKS AGAIN, & I HOPE THAT IT ISN'T A TINY PIECE OF SHIT LIKE THE OTHER DAY." THEN JORDAN SAID, "NO IT'S NOT I JUST STUCK MY FINGER IN HIS DIAPER & NOW I HAVE SHIT ON MY FINGER, & THAT'S WHY HE STINKS." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "YOU GOT THAT DIAPER BABY, SO YOU GO & HAVE FUN CHANGING THAT DIAPER, CAUSE THAT'S ALL YOU BABY." THEN JORDAN SAID, "YEA THANKS ALOT BABE, THIS IS THE WORST ONE THAT I HAVE CHANGED, BUT HOPEFULLY IT ISN'T GOING UP HIS BACK." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "NO IT AIN'T GOING UP HIS BACK, BECAUSE YOU WOULD HAVE HAD IT ALL OVER YOU WHEN YOU TOOK HIM FROM ME WHEN I WAS SITTING DOWN." THEN AS JORDAN WAS CHANGING THE BABY, MARLENE SAID, "DID I JUST SEE MY SON STICK HIS FINGER IN ERICS DIAPER TO SEE IF SHIT OR WAS I AM SEEING THINGS MICHELLE?" THEN MICHELLE SAID, "NO YOU WEREN'T SEEING THINGS MOM JORDAN DID STICK HIS FINGER IN ERIC'S DIAPER, CAUSE THE LAST TIME HE STUNK THAT BAD IT WAS A TINY CHUNK OF POOP." THEN DANTE SAID, "NANA ERIC STUNK THE WHOLE CAR UP WHEN MOMMY & DADDY WAS TAKING ME OVER TO SPEND THE WEEKEND WITH ANTHONY & I MEAN BOY DID HE STINK NANA." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "DANTE KEPT ROLLING HIS WINDOW DOWN, CAUSE HIS BROTHER STUNK THE WHOLE CAR UP & IT WAS A TINY PIECE OF POOP, BUT IT HAD A BIG OLD STINK."
