AS MICHELLE & JORDAN WAS WALKING IN THE DOOR, MARLENE SAID, "IT LOOKS LIKE THAT YOU TO TWO HAD SO MUCH FUN AT THE PARTY." THEN JORDAN SAID, "MOM WE HAD SO MUCH FUN TONIGHT & DID YOU KNOW THAT WE KNOW ROB GRONKOWSKI, CAUSE MICHELLE'S BESTFRIEND IS MARRIED TO HIM, & HE'S A BLAST TO PARTY WITH." THEN MARLENE SAID, "WHICH ONE OF YOU TWO DIDN'T DRINK TONIGHT CAUSE JORDAN YOU SMELL LIKE YOU DRANK A KEG OF BEER?" THEN MICHELLE SAID, "WE BOTH WERE DRINKING, & NO JORDAN DIDN'T DRINK A KEG BY HIMSELF MOM, & HE CAN DRIVE GOOD WHILE DRUNK." THEN MARLENE SAID, "GO TO BED & WE WILL CONTINUE THIS CONVERSATION IN THE MORNING, & YOU KNOW DAMN WELL THAT YOU SHOULDN'T BE DRIVING AFTER YOU WERE DRINKING." THEN JORDAN SAID, "I KNOW BUT WE HAD TO GET HOME SOME WAY THIS EVENING, & I'M GOING TO BED, YOU COMING TO BED BABY?" THEN MICHELLE SAID, "BED DOES SOUND GOOD RIGHT NOW, & HOW WERE THE KIDS TONIGHT MOM, CAUSE I WAS JUST WONDERING MOM?" THEN MARLENE SAID, "YES YOU TWO NEED TO GO TO BED, CAUSE YOU BOTH ARE DRUNK, & I'M GOING TO GO & GET ERIC SO YOU TWO DON'T WAKE HIM UP, CAUSE YOU TWO ARE LOUD THIS MORNING." WHEN JORDAN LAYED DOWN ON THE BED HE CRASHED, & MICHELLE JUST LAYED HER HEAD ON HIS SHOULDER & CRASHED ALSO. THE NEXT MORNING WHEN BOTH JORDAN & MICHELLE WOKE UP, JORDAN SAID, "BABE CAN YOU MOVE I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM REAL QUICK, & ARE YOU OK?" THEN MICHELLE SAID, "PLEASE DON'T YELL, CAUSE MY HEAD IS KILLING ME BABY, & WHY DID I DRINK LIKE I DID LAST NIGHT, BUT I WAS HAVING FUN." THEN MARLENE SAID, "WELL GOOD MORNING YOU TWO, HOW ARE YINS FEELING THIS MORNING CAUSE I WAS JUST WONDERING?" THEN MICHELLE SAID, "PLEASE TALK QUITELY CAUSE MY HEAD IS KILLING ME MOM, & I HAVE NO CLUE WHY I DRANK LIKE THAT LAST NIGHT, CAUSE I FEEL LIKE SHIT THIS MORNING." THEN WHEN JORDAN WALKED OUT OF THE BATHROOM, MICHELLE RAN CAUSE SHE HAD TO GO & THEN JORDAN SAID, "MOM DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO DAMN LOUD, CAUSE MY HEAD IS KILLING ME RIGHT NOW. IS ERIC UP YET MOM CAUSE I WAS JUST WONDERING IF THE BABY IS UP YET, CAUSE DANTE HASN'T RAN IN HERE LIKE HE USUALLY DOES MOM?" THEN MARLENE SAIID, "I STOPPED DANTE FROM RUNNING IN HERE, CAUSE YOU TWO WERE SOUND ASLEEP, & I TOLD HIM THAT HE DOESN'T NEED TO WAKE YOU TWO UP, & YES ERIC & DANTE ARE WATCHING CARTOONS DOWNSTAIRS." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "THANKS FOR DOING THAT THIS MORNING, CAUSE I PROBABLY WOULD OF BEEN MAD IF DANTE CAME RUNNING IN HERE THIS MORNING WITH HIS LOUD VOICE." THEN WHEN JORDAN & MICHELLE FINALLY MADE IT DOWNSTAIRS, ERIC STARTED SCREAMING FOR HIS DADDY, & MOMMY. SO WHEN MICHELLE WENT & PICKED UP ERIC, SHE SAID, "HI MY LITTLE MAN HOW ARE WE FEELING TODAY, & DANTE PLEASE DON'T YELL, CAUSE MOMMY & DADDY HAS A BAD HEADACHE?" THEN MARLENE SAID, "HIS FEVOR FINALLY BROKE LAST NIGHT, & HE HASN'T BEEN PULLING ON HIS EARS, CAUSE HE HASN'T DONE IT SINCE THE OTHER DAY." THEN JORDAN SAID, " THAT'S GOOD MOM, CAUSE WE DON'T NEED TO GO TO THE DOCTORS ONCE AGAIN WITH THIS BOY, & THIS WAS HIS 4TH EAR INFECTION IN THE LAST 2 MONTHS." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "I KNOW THAT, CAUSE THE DOCTOR SAID IF HE GETS ANOTHER EAR INFECTION HE MIGHT HAVE TO GET TUBES IN HIS EARS, & HE'S ONLY 8 MONTHS OLD & HASN'T MADE IT THROUGH HIS FIRST FULL WINTER YET." THEN JORDAN SAID, "I KNOW THAT & LETS HOPE NEITHER ONE OF THEM GET EAR INFECTIONS THIS COMING WINTER. BABE HAS TIFFANY CALLED YOU YET THIS MORNING, CAUSE I WAS JUST WONDERING?" THEN MICHELLE SAID, "NO SHE HASN'T CALLED ME YET, & I WAS JUST GOING TO CALL HER AFTER I GET THE LARGEST COFFEE, CAUSE I SURE CAN USE A LARGE COFFEE RIGHT NOW." THEN WHILE MICHELLE, JORDAN, & MARLENE WERE SITTING IN THE KITCHEN, TIFFANY WALKED IN THE FROM DOOR, & SAID, "HEY DANTE IS YOUR MOMMY UP YET?" THEN DANTE SAID, "MOMMY AUNT TIFFANY & UNCLE DANNY ARE HERE, & THEY ARE LOOKING FOR YOU & DADDY." THEN TIFFANY LOOKED RIGHT AT DANTE & SAID, "YOU KNOW YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO YELL THAT BUDDY, CAUSE I HAVE A BAD HEADACHE THIS MORNING." THEN DANNY SAID, "LETS GO INTO THE KITCHEN, CAUSE I HEAR ERIC LAUGHING & IT'S COMING FROM THE KITCHEN." THEN WHEN DANNY, TIFFANY, & DJ WALKED INTO THE KITCHEN, MICHELLE SAID, "I WAS JUST ABOUT TO CALL YOU SIS, & GOOD MORNING MY DJ." THEN TIFFANY SAID, "WE DECIDED TO JUST SHOW UP SINCE WE ONLY LIVE A FEW DOORS DOWN, & BOY DID YOU KNOW THAT DANTE IS SO LOUD THIS MORNING?" THEN MICHELLE SAID, "I KNOW & HE NEEDS TO TONE IT DOWN, CAUSE I HAVE A HEADACHE FROM FREAKING HELL RIGHT NOW. PLUS YOU SHOULDN'T OF BEEN DRINKING LAST NIGHT, CAUSE YOU'RE PREGNANT SIS." THEN DANNY SAID, "I GOT ON HER ASS ABOUT THAT, CAUSE SHE WAS BEYOND DRUNK LAST NIGHT, & NOW SHE'S PAYING FOR IT, & IF SHE DOES IT AGAIN, SHE'LL BE SORRY." THEN TIFFANY SAID, "SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT THAT, CAUSE I THOUGHT THAT THEY WERE REGULAR WINE COOLERS, & THEY SURE WERE REALLY GOOD WINE COOLERS." THEN MARLENE SAID, "I SHOULD KICK YOUR ASS TIFFANY, CAUSE YOU KNOW BETTER THAN DRINKINGWHILE YOU ARE PREGNANT, & HOW MANY DID YOU HAVE LAST NIGHT?" THEN TIFFANY SAID, "I HAVE NO CLUE HOW MANY I DRANK LAST NIGHT CAUSE THEY WERE REALLY GOOD, & LIKE I SAID I DON'T REMEMBER HOW MANY I HAD LAST NIGHT." THEN DANNY SAID, "IF I AIN'T MISTAKEN I BELIEVE THAT SHE ABOUT 30 OR 40 WINE COOLERS, & MICHELLE WAS PUTTING BEERS AWAY LIKE JORDAN WAS & I WAS THE SOBER ONE, CAUSE NONE OF THEM COULD OF DROVE HOME LAST NIGHT, & YES IT WAS A PARTY TO REMEMBER LAST NIGHT, CAUSE ROB IS FUNNY AS HELL WHEN HE'S DRUNK." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "I WONDER HOW LITTLE ROB SLEEPT LAST NIGHT, CAUSE HE'S ABOUT AS OLD AS ERIC, & SUCH A SWEET LITTLE BOY." THEN DANNY SAID, "I CALLED HER THIS MORNING & SHE SAID, THAT HE STAYED AT HER MOTHERS LAST NIGHT, & WASN'T THERE, CAUSE BIG ROB WAS THE LOUDEST LAST NIGHT, & SUCH A DORK WHEN HE STARTED DOING A STRIP TEASE IN THE LIVING ROOM." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "I KNOW KAYLEEANN WANTED TO KICK HIS ASS WHEN HE WAS DOING THAT BUT SHE STOPPED HIM BEFORE HE STARTED TAKING HIS PANTS OFF, & THAT WAS SO FUNNY LAST NIGHT, & I HAVE TO CALL HER THIS MORNING & I WILL DO THAT IN A LITTLE BIT." THEN DANTE WALKED INTO THE KITCHEN & SAID, "MOMMY, DO YOU HAVE A HEADACHE THIS MORNING, CAUSE I WAS JUST WONDERING, CAUSE YOU & DADDY LOOK LIKE YOU HAVE A HEADACHE?" THEN JORDAN SAID, "YES WE DO DANTE SO TRY NOT TO YELL TODAY OK, & DID UNCLE JONATHAN CALL YOU YET TODAY, CAUSE I WAS JUST WONDERING?" THEN DANTE SAID, "NO BUT I TRIED TO CALL HIM, & HE MUST STILL BE SLEEPING, & I WANTED TO CHECK TO SEE HOW HE'S FEELING TODAY SINCE HE COULDN'T WATCH ME & ERIC LAST NIGHT."
