AS JORDAN, MICHELLE, & DANTE WERE PULLING INTO THE DRIVEWAY AT HOME, DANTE SAID, "DADDY ARE YOU GOING TO MAKE IT TO MY GAME THIS SATURDAY SINCE YOU MADE IT TO MY PRACTICE TONIGHT WITH MOMMY & ERIC?" THEN JORDAN SAID, "I WILL BE THERE BUDDY, CAUSE I WILL MAKE SURE THAT I AM THERE SATURDAY. BABY GO & UNLOCK THE DOOR & I'LL BRING IN ERIC, CAUSE I KNOW THAT SOMEONE WANTS TO GET A SHOWER & GO TO BED BABE." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "HE IS TIRED FROM PRACTICE TODAY, & LOOK HE'S FALLEN ASLEEP JUST SITTING THERE IN THE CAR." SO WHEN MICHELLE WENT TO OPEN THE DOOR, SO DANTE, JORDAN & ERIC CAN JUST COME IN & RELAX. THEN JORDAN LOOKED RIGHT AT DANTE & SAID, "HEY BUDDY WE'RE HOME YOU CAN GO & GET A SHOWER & GO TO BED SINCE YOU'RE TIRED FROM PRACTICE TODAY, & DON'T FORGET YOUR BAG IN THE TRUNK. JUST SET IN THE GARAGE & ME OR MOM WILL MAKE SURE THAT YOUR STUFF GETS WASHED FOR THURSDAYS PRACTICE BUDDY." THEN DANTE SAID, "DADDY CAN I GET A SHOWER IN THE MORNING WHEN I WAKE UP, CAUSE I'M SO TIRED & I FEEL LIKE IF I TAKE A SHOWER I WILL FALL ASLEEP IN THE SHOWER?" THEN JORDAN SAID, "NO YOU HAVE TO GET A SHOWER TONIGHT, & I KNOW THAT YOU'RE TIRED BUDDY, & YOU CAN LEAVE THE BATHROOM DOOR OPEN & ME OR MOM WILL CHECK ON YOU & YOU KNOW THAT YOU HAVE TO TAKE A SHOWER, CAUSE YOU HAD PRACTICE TONIGHT." THEN DANTE SAID, "OK I'LL LEAVE THE BATHROOM DOOR OPEN, CAUSE I JUST FEEL LIKE I'M GOING TO FALL ASLEEP IN THE SHOWER TONIGHT, CAUSE I'M REALLY TIRED FROM PRACTICE." THEN WHEN DANTE DROPPED HIS BAG NEXT TO THE WASHER SO SOMEONE CAN WASH HIS STUFF BEFORE THURSDAYS PRACTICE, & THEN HE WENT INTO THE HOUSE & SAID, "MOMMY CAN I TAKE A SHOWER IN THE MORNING, CAUSE I'M TOO TIRED TO TAKE A SHOWER TONIGHT?" THEN MICHELLE SAID, "NO YOU HAVE TO TAKE A SHOWER TONIGHT BUDDY, & I HEARD EVERYTHING THAT DADDY TOLD YOU IN THE GARAGE. SO JUST LEAVE THE BATHROOM DOOR OPEN & ONE OF US WILL CHECK ON YOU WHILE YOU TAKE A SHOWER OK BUDDY?" THEN DANTE SAID, "FINE I'LL GO & GET READY TO TAKE MY SHOWER, & I'LL BE QUICK, CAUSE I'M REALLY REALLY TIRED TONIGHT." THEN WHEN DANTE WENT TO GET HIS STUFF FOR HIS SHOWER, JORDAN SAID, "DID DANTE TRY TO GET OF TAKING A SHOWER TONIGHT?" THEN MICHELLE SAID, "HE TRIED BUT I TOLD HIM THAT HE HAD TO TAKE A SHOWER CAUSE HE HAD PRACTICE." THEN ERIC STARTED CRYING, CAUSE HE WANTED TO GET OUT OF THE CARSEAT, & WHEN JORDAN TOOK HIM OUT OF THE CAR SEAT, JORDAN SAID, "DAMN BOY YOU EITHER HAVE A BAD CASE OF GAS OR YOU TOOK A MAJOR DUMP IN YOU DIAPER." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "HERE GIVE ME & GO CHECK ON DANTE, CAUSE I WILL CHANGE HIS BUTT, CAUSE HE DID POOP, CAUSE THAT IS WHY HE IS CRYING LIKE THAT BABE." SO WHEN JORDAN RAN UPSTAIRS TO CHECK ON DANTE, & WHEN HE WENT INTO THE BATHROOM DANTE WAS SOUND ASLEEP ON THE TOLIET, & JORDAN SAID, "HEY BUDDY COME LETS GET IN THE SHOWER REAL QUICK & THEN YOU CAN GO TO BED, CAUSE YOU ARE REALLY TIRED." THEN DANTE SAID, "I TOLD YOU THAT I WAS TIRED DADDY, & I'M GOING TO HURRY UP & TAKE A SHOWER THEN GO TO BED WHY IS ERIC CRYING, CAUSE I CAN HERE HIM UP HERE?" THEN JORDAN SAID, "MOMMY IS CHANGING HIS BUTT CAUSE HE POOPED IN HIS DIAPER, CAUSE THAT IS WHY ERIC IS CRYING LIKE SOMEONE BEAT HIM." THEN MICHELLE LOOKED AT ERIC & SAID, "HEY KNOW STOP CRYING MOMMY IS CHANGING YOU STINKY BUTT ERIC, & I LOVE YOU BABY." THEN WHEN DANTE WAS DONE IN THE SHOWER, JORDAN SAID, "COME HERE & I'LL HELP YOU GET DRESSED, CAUSE YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE ABOUT TO GO TO SLEEP JUST STANDING THERE BUDDY." THEN WHEN DANTE GOT DRESSED HE RAN DOWNSTAIRS TO TELL HIS MOMMY & HIS BABY BROTHER GOOD NIGHT. THEN MICHELLE SAID, "GOOD NIGHT BABY, GO UPSTAIRS & DADDY WILL TUCK YOU IN & TELL DADDY I WILL BE UP IN A MINUTE TO PUT ERIC IN BED, CAUSE IT'S BEDTIME & HE'S TIRED & HIS BUTT STUNK REALLY BAD." THEN DANTE RAN BACK UPSTAIRS, & SAID, "DADDY MOMMY SAID SHE'LL BE UP IN A LITTLE BIT TO PUT ERIC TO BED, CAUSE SHE SAID, HIS BUTT STUNK." THEN JORDAN SAID, "CLIMB INTO BED & I'LL TUCK YOU IN THEN I HAVE TO GO & GET ERICS BED READY, CAUSE I CAN HERE THAT HIS IS TIRED TONIGHT, CAUSE HE USUALLY IS IN BED BEFORE 9 O'CLOCK DURING THE WEEK." THEN WHEN DANTE CLIMBED INTO BED & WENT TO SLEEP, CAUSE HE WAS TIRED & JUST WANTED TO GO TO BED. THEN WHEN MICHELLE WALKED INTO HERS & JORDANS BEDROOM TO PUT THE BABY, & THEN JORDAN SAID, "IS HE SLEEPING, CAUSE I WAS JUST WONDERING BABY?" THEN MICHELLE SAID, "HE IS OUT COLD, & BOY DID HIS BUTT STINK TONIGHT, CAUSE WHEN I WAS DONE CHANGING HIM, I PUT THAT DIAPER OUTSIDE IN THE TRASH." THEN JORDAN SAID, "LETS EITHER GO BACK DOWNSTAIRS OR DO YOU JUST WANT TO WATCH TV UPSTAIRS IN CASE ONE OF THE BOYS WAKE UP TONIGHT." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "WE CAN STAY UP HERE & WATCH TV, CAUSE THE LAST TIME THAT WE WERE DOWNSTAIRS ERIC WOKE UP SCREAMING." THEN JORDAN SAID, "I'LL GO DOWNSTAIRS & MAKE SURE THE DOORS ARE LOCKED WHILE YOU GET SOMETHING TO DRINK CAUSE I KNOW THAT WE DON'T HAVE ANYTHING IN THE FRIDGE IN OUR ROOM, & DO YOU WANT TO FEEL IT UP KNOW OR DO IT TOMORROW BABE?" THEN MICHELLE SAID, "I WILL DO THAT TOMORROW CAUSE THERE IS NOTHING BUT MILK IN THE FRIDGE FOR THE BABY & I DON'T THINK THAT YOU WANT TO DRINK THAT, CAUSE ONLY THE BABY CAN DRINK THAT MILK BABY." THEN JORDAN SAID, "I DON'T THINK SO CAUSE THAT MILK DOESN'T TASTE GOOD AT ALL, CAUSE THAT MILK TASTE REALLY REALLY NASTY & THAT'S NO LIE." SO WHILE MICHELLE WENT DOWNSTAIRS INTO THE GARAGE TO BRING SOME DRINKS UPSTAIRS TO PUT IN THE FRIDGE FOR THE NIGHT, CAUSE THE NEXT DAY SHE IS GOING TO FILL UP WHEN SHE WAKES UP IN THE MORNING. THEN AS SHE WAS GOING BACK UPSTAIRS, JORDAN SAID,"HERE LET ME CARRY THAT UPSTAIRS & I'LL PUT IN THE FRIDGE FOR YOU BABE, CAUSE THAT DOES LOOK REALLY REALLY HEAVY." SO JORDAN TOOK THE BOX OUT OF MICHELLE'S HAND & STARTED TO PUT THEM IN THE FRIDGE, MICHELLE WALKED IN & SAID, "YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DO THAT BABY, CAUSE I WOULD OF PUT THEM IN THE FRIDGE OK."
