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WHEN MICHELLE & JORDAN PULLED INTO THE DRIVEWAY AT HER BROTHERS, DANTE CAME RUNNING OUT OF THE HOUSE WHEN HE SEEN THAT IS WAS HIS MOMMY, DADDY, & BABY BROTHER ERIC.  THEN MICHELLE SAID, "WHERE ARE YOUR SHOES AT YOUNG MAN, BECAUSE YOU REALLY SHOULD HAVE YOUR SHOES ON?"  THEN DANTE SAID, "I JUST RAN OUT OF THE HOUSE WHEN I SEE YINS PULL IN & I WANT TO SEE MY BABY BROTHER, & MY DRINK FROM STARBUCKS."  THEN JORDAN SAID, "HERE YOU CAN CARRY HIS DIAPER BAG IN & HELP MOMMY CARRY IN WITH THE DRINKS & YOU CAN HAVE YOUR DRINK WHEN WE GET INSIDE, OK BUDDY?"  THEN DANTE SAID, "OK I WILL HELP MOMMY, BECAUSE I JUST WANT TO HELP MY MOMMY & GUESS WHAT ANTHONY IS FINALLY AWAKE."  THEN WHEN THEY ALL WALKED INTO THE HOUSE, BARRETT SAID, "PLEASE GIVE ME THAT COFFEE BEFORE I STRANGLE SOMEONE IF I DON'T GET MY COFFEE SOON."  THEN MICHELLE SAID, "HERE BECAUSE YOU LOOK LIKE THAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO STRANGLE SOMEONE & YOU ALSO LOOK LIKE YOU WERE WOKE UP THIS MORNING?"  THEN BARRETT SAID, "THAT LITTLE BOY WOKE ME UP & I HAVE NO CLUE HOW HE DIDN'T WAKE GRIFFIN UP, & THAT BOY WAS LOUD."  THEN DANTE SAID, "AUNT BARRETT YOU WEREN'T THE ONLY ONE THAT ANTHONY WOKE UP, BECAUSE HE WOKE ME UP ALSO."  THEN JOEY JOE SAID, "HE WOKE EVERYONE BUT GRIFFIN UP, & IT'S A MIRACLE THAT HE DIDN'T WAKE UP GRIFFIN, CAUSE IF THAT BOY WAS WOKEN UP IT WOULDN'T BEEN NICE, BECAUSE HE WOULD BE CRANKY."  THEN BARRETT SAID, "I HATED WHEN HE WAS WOKE UP, CAUSE IT WASN'T PRETTY & IT TOOK ME ABOUT A HALF HOUR TO CALM MY BABY DOWN."  THEN MICHELLE SAID, "I THINK I HEAR SOMEONE WAKING UP, & I WILL GO & GET MY GRIFFIN, BECAUSE I KNOW THAT HE WANTS HIS AUNT MICHELLE."  SO, WHEN MICHELLE WHEN TO GET GRIFFIN, HE WAS SO HAPPY TO SEE HIS FAVORITE AUNT.  THEN WHEN MICHELLE PICKED GRIFFIN UP OUT OF HIS BED, & SAID, "AUNTIE IS SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU BUDDY, BECAUSE I KNOW THAT IT'S AWHILE SINCE ME & UNCLE JORDAN SEEN YOU.  LET'S CHANGE YOUR BUTT, BECAUSE YOU DO NEED A BUTT CHANGE GRIFFIN, & ERIC IS WAITING FOR YOU TO COME & SEE HIM IN THE LIVING ROOM & UNCLE JORDAN ALSO WANTS TO SEE YOU BUDDY."  THEN WHEN MICHELLE WALKED INTO THE LIVING ROOM, JORDAN SAID, "COME HERE BUDDY UNCLE JORDAN HASN'T SEEN HIS BUDDY IN AWHILE, & LOOK THERE IS ERIC WHO HAS BEEN WAITING FOR YOU & AUNT MICHELLE LOVES YOU TO BUDDY."  THEN DANTE SAID, "MORNING GRIFFIN I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU SLEEP THROUGH SOMEONES SNORING, CAUSE HE SURE CAN SNORE LOUD."  THEN ANTHONY SAID, "I DON'T SNORE AT ALL BECAUSE I KNOW THAT I DON'T SNORE AS LOUD AS Y'ALL ARE SAYING THAT I SNORE."  THEN BARRETT SAID, "ANTHONY YOU SOUND LIKE A BUNCH A FREIGHT TRAINS COMING THROUGH THE HOUSE BECAUSE YOU WOKE ME JOEY & DANTE UP THIS MORNING.  IF YOU WOULD OF WOKE UP MY BABY IT WOULDN'T BEEN PRETTY, BECAUSE HE GETS CRANKY WHEN HE GETS WOKEN UP."  THEN ANTHONY SAID, "I'M SORRY THAT I SNORED THAT LOUD IF I DID, BECAUSE I DIDN'T REALIZE THAT I DO SNORE THAT LOUD, & I'M SORRY IF I WOKE YINS UP."  THEN MICHELLE SAID, "ANTHONY THERE IS NO NEED TO CRY, & YOUR MOMMY ALREADY KNOWS THAT, BECAUSE I ALREADY TOLD HER THAT YOU SNORE REALLY LOUD."  THEN JORDAN SAID, "HEY COME HERE, I KNOW SOMEONE WHO SNORES LOUDER THAN YOU & THAT'S NO LIE & HE'S A GROWN MAN & SHUT UP MICHELLE BECAUSE YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHO I'M TALKING ABOUT."  THEN MICHELLE SAID, "OK I HAVE TO SAY WHO SNORES LOUDER THAN YOU ANTHONY & IT'S DANNY WOOD WHO SNORES LOUDER THAT YOU & I HAVE A VIDEO TO PROVE THAT HE SNORES REALLY REALLY LOUD."  THEN JORDAN SAID, "PLUS HE'LL ADMIT THAT HE SNORES BUT HE WON'T ADMIT THAT HE SNORES REALLY REALLY LOUD WHEN HE CAN WAKE UP THE DEAD."  THEN MICHELLE SAID, "HELL YOUR SISTER WANTS TO STRANGLE HIM BECAUSE HE WAKES HER UP IN THE MIDDLE OF NIGHT & SHE WANTED TO KICK HIS ASS BECAUSE HE WOKE HER UP OUT OF A SOUND SLEEP."  THEN JORDAN SAID, "HELL YOU SHOULD BE ON THE BOAT & HAVE THE ROOM RIGHT NEXT TO HIM, BECAUSE HE SOUNDS LIKE HE'S COMING THROUGH THE DAMN WALL & LAYING NEXT TO ME IN BED.  SO, KNOW I ASK FOR A CABIN THAT AIN'T NEAR HIM CAUSE HIS SNORING CAN GUIDE SHIPS OUT OF THE FOG, CAUSE HIS SNORING IS THAT BAD."  THEN MICHELLE SAID, "I KNOW THAT HIS SNORING IS BAD, CAUSE WHEN I WENT TO GET TIFFANY ONE MORNING SHE WAS CRANKY, BECAUSE HE HAD WOKEN HER UP WITH HIS SNORING.  BUT NOW SHE WHERE'S EARPLUGS WHEN SHE GOES TO BED BECAUSE SHE DON'T WANT HIM WAKING HER UP & KNOW HE HAS TO WAKE HER UP IN THE MORNING, BECAUSE SHE GETS A GOOD NIGHT SLEEP BY WEARING EARPLUGS."  THEN JOEY JOE SAID, "OK ENOUGH TALK ABOUT THEM SNORING HOW ABOUT WE TAKE THIS OUTSIDE & HAVE A COOKOUT TODAY, & DANTE WHY DON'T YOU & ANTHONY GO PUT YOUR SWIM TRUNKS ON BECAUSE WE HAVE A POOL TO GO SWIMMING IN."  THEN DANTE & ANTHONY BOTH WENT RUNNING TO GET THEIR SWIM TRUNKS ON CAUSE THEY WANTED TO GO SWIMMING, & JORDAN SAID, "YOU KNOW THAT IT'S OCTOBER & IT'S COLD OUTSIDE DID YOU FINALLY ENCLOSE YOUR BACKYARD IN SO YOU CAN SWIM ALL YEAR ROUND?"  THEN JOEY JOE SAID, "YES I DID FINALLY ENCLOSE MY BACKYARD & HAD HEAT PUT OUT THERE SO WE CAN SWIM ALL YEAR LONG.  PLUS, I ALSO PUT AN INGROUND POOL IN SO EVERYONE CAN HAVE FUN, & YES THERE IS A HOT TUB MICHELLE, BECAUSE I KNOW THAT YOU LIKE THE HOT TUB, & THERE IS AN AREA WHERE I CAN GRILL ALL YEAR AROUND BUT THE SNOW WON'T GET TO THE GRILL AT ALL."  THEN WHEN THEY ALL WALKED OUTSIDE, MICHELLE SAID, "WOW JOEY THIS LOOKS GOOD OUT HERE, & I SEE THAT YOU HAVE A NICE SIZE GRILL AREA OVER THERE.  PLUS, I SEE THAT HOT TUB THAT IS CALLING MY NAME, BECAUSE I JUST LOVE THE HOT TUB JOEY.  SO, BARRETT ARE YOU COMING IN THE HOT TUB WITH ME, BECAUSE I WAS JUST WONDERING & HUN CAN YOU KEEP AN EYE ON THE BOYS FOR AWHILE?"  THEN JORDAN SAID, "YES I WILL KEEP AN EYE ON THE BOYS, CAUSE HERE THEY COME & THEY ARE GOING TO DO A CANON BALL IN THE POOL, & THEY ARE HAVING FUN."  THEN JOEY WENT & PUT THE STEAKS ON THE GRILL MICHELLE & BARRETT WENT STRAIGHT TO THE HOT TUB & AS THEY WERE SITTING IN THE HOT TUB MICHELLE'S PHONE BEGAN TO RING SO WHEN MICHELLE ANSWERED THE PHONE CARRISA SAID, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING MICHELLE, BECAUSE I WAS JUST WONDERING?"  THEN MICHELLE SAID, "SITTING IN A HOT TUB AT MY BROTHERS WHILE THE BOYS ARE IN POOL HAVING FUN & JOEY & JORDAN ARE COOKING STEAKS ON THE GRILL."  THEN BARRETT SAID, "HEY WHY DON'T YOU COME OVER BRING YOUR SWIMSUIT & JOIN US IN THE POOL & HOT TUB & YOU CAN SEE YOUR SON BECAUSE I KNOW YOU MISS ANTHONY."  THEN CARRISA SAID, "THAT SOUNDS LIKE FUN & I WILL BE RIGHT OVER, BECAUSE I WOULD LOVE TO JUST SIT IN A HOT TUB & PLEASE DON'T TELL ANTHONY THAT I'M COMING OVER BECAUSE I WANT TO SURPRISE MY SON."  THEN MICHELLE SAID, "THEN HURRY YOUR SKINNY ASS OVER HERE, & I KNOW THAT YOU WANT TO SEE HOW BIG GRIFFIN IS GETTING, & JUST HURRY UP & BRING YOU SKINNY ASS HERE OK."  THEN CARRISA SAID, "I'LL BE THERE IN LIKE 20 MINUTES, CAUSE I'M PUTTING ON MY BINKINI AS WE ARE TALKING & NO IT'S NOT THE SKIMPY ONE CAUSE I'M SAVING THAT FOR ROB LATER ON TONIGHT, BECAUSE HE IS TAKING ME TO THE HOTEL TO SPEND TIME WITH ME TONIGHT."  THEN MICHELLE SAID, "OK IT BETTER NOT BE SKIMPY AT ALL & NOT ANY OF YOUR STRING BINKINIS, BECAUSE THOSE ARE NOT FOR CHILDERNS EYES OR MY MAN TO SEE."  THEN CARRISA SAID, "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT OR YOUR MAN NOT TO SEE, BECAUSE I NEVER WORE A STRING BINIKINI AROUND JORDAN, BECAUSE I WOULD NEVER DO THAT AT ALL?"  THEN MICHELLE SAID, "WELL YOU DID IT THAT ONE TIME & I WAS PISSED THAT YOU DID THAT, BECAUSE I WASN'T IN A GOOD MOOD I WANTED TO KICK YOUR ASS WHEN YOU DID THAT."  THEN CARRISA SAID, "WELL THAT WAS ONLY THAT ONE TIME THAT I DID THAT, & YES I KNOW THAT YOU WANTED TO KICK MY ASS, CAUSE TIFFANY TOLD ME TO LEAVE BEFORE YOU DID KICK MY ASS & I THINK THAT WAS LAST SUMMER, & YOU WERE PREGNANT WITH ERIC AT THE TIME."  THEN MICHELLE SAID, "THAT WAS WHEN I DIDN'T KNOW THAT I WAS PREGNANT WITH ERIC, & I FOUND OUT LIKE 3 DAYS LATER THAT I WAS ABOUT 3 MONTHS PREGNANT."  THEN WHEN MICHELLE HUNG UP WITH CARRISA, & SAID, "THAT BITCH BETTER NOT SHOW UP IN A STRING BINKINI BECAUSE I CAN KICK HER & I WILL BUT I DON'T WANT TO RUIN THAT FRIENDSHIP BETWEEN DANTE & ANTHONY, CAUSE THOSE TWO ARE THE BEST OF FRIENDS."  THEN WHEN THE DOORBELL RANG BOTH ANTHONY & DANTE SAID, 'WE WILL GET THE DOOR.'  THEN WHEN ANTHONY ANSWERED THE DOOR, HE SCREAMED, "MOMMY WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, BECAUSE WE ARE SWIMMING & IT'S COLD OUTSIDE?"  THEN CARRISA SAID, "WELL BARRETT INVITED ME TO THIS PARTY, & COME ONE I WANT TO GO & SEE MICHELLE, BECAUSE I NEED TO SAY SOMETHING TO HER."  THEN MICHELLE & BARRETT WALKED IN, CARRISA SAID, "I WANTED TO THANK YOU FOR SAYING THAT I CAN COME OVER & SEE MY SON WHILE HE'S HAVING FUN WITH MY BEST FRIEND."  THEN BARRETT SAID, "NO PROBLEM, & LET'S SEE THAT BINKINI OF YOURS, CAUSE IF IT'S TO SKIMPY YOU WON'T BE ALOUD OUT THERE."  SO, WHEN CARRISA SHOWED OFF HER BINKINI, MICHELLE SAID, "AT LEAST IT'S NOT A STRING BINKINI & DID I HEAR YOU SAY THAT YOU HAVE A DATE WITH ROB GRONKOWSKI?"  THEN CARRISA SAID, "HE WANTS TO TAKE ME TO THE HOTEL SINCE ANTHONY IS STAYING WITH YOU TONIGHT, & I'M SO IN LOVE WITH THAT MAN & YES THAT'S ANTHONY'S FATHER."  THEN MICHELLE SAID, "BUT HAVE YOU TOLD ANTHONY THAT YOU'RE TRYING TO GET BACK WITH HIS DAD, BECAUSE YOU KNOW THAT HE WOULD BE HAPPY FOR YOU TWO TO BE TOGETHER CARRISA?"  THEN CARRISA SAID, "NOT REALLY BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO BREAK HIS LITTLE HEART IF WE DON'T GET BACK TOGETHER, BECAUSE YOU KNOW THAT IF I TELL HIM & WE BREAK UP IT WILL HURT HIM MORE THAN ANYTHING."  THEN WHEN JORDAN & JOEY WALKED INTO THE KITCHEN, JORDAN SAID, "MICHELLE CAN I TALK TO YOU REALLY QUICK?"  SO, WHEN MICHELLE WENT TO SEE WHAT JORDAN WANTED, HE SAID, "WHAT THE HELL IS CARRISA DOING HERE, BECAUSE YOU KNOW THAT SHE WANTS TO BE WITH ME & THAT AIN'T HAPPENING BECAUSE WE'RE MARRIED BABY?"  THEN MICHELLE SAID, "LOOK I AIN'T THE ONE WHO SAID SHE CAN COME OVER & LOOK SHE IS WEARING A BINKINI THAT HAS BE APPROVED BY ME & BARRETT SO GO HAVE FUN WITH JOEY & DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT HER BEING HERE OK BABY?"  THEN JORDAN SAID, "FINE I WILL PRETEND THAT SHE AIN'T HERE AT ALL, & I AM GOOD AT DOING THAT BABE."  THEN CARRISA SAID, "HEY GIRLS LET GO IN THAT HOT TUB & ANTHONY, YOU SHOW ME A CANYON BALL, BECAUSE I HAVEN'T SEE YOU DO ONE SINCE LAST SUMMER BUDDY."  THEN AS THEY GOT INTO THE HOT TUB ANTHONY & DANTE BOTH DID A CANYON BALL & SPLASHED THE HELL OUT OF JORDAN & JOEY.  THEN JORDAN SAID, "YOU TWO BOYS ARE IN TROUBLE FOR THAT, BECAUSE I CAN DO A CANYON BALL BIGGER THAN THAT, BUT I CAN'T DO THAT RIGHT NOW, CAUSE BOTH ERIC & GRIFFIN ARE WAKING UP FROM THERE NAPS."  SO THEN BOTH MICHELLE & BARRETT GOT OUT OF THE HOT TUB & RAN TO GET THE BABIES, BUT BEFORE THEY DID THAT, BOTH JORDAN & JOEY STOPPED THEM & TOLD THEM TO GO & HAVE FUN THAT THEY HAVE THE BABIES.  THEN BARRETT SAID, "FINE BUT YOU BETTER NOT BRING THEM OUTSIDE BEFORE YOU BRING OUT THE BIG PLAY PIN BECAUSE I DON'T NEED THEM CRAWLING ALL OVER THE PLACE & THEN ACCIDENTALLY FALLING INTO THE POOL."  THEN JOEY JOE SAID, "NOW YOU KNOW THAT I WILL GET THAT JUST GO & HAVE FUN WITH YOUR FRIENDS WHILE I GET JORDAN TO HELP ME WITH THAT & THIS TIME I AIN'T TAKING IT DOWN, BECAUSE THAT IS FOR OUT HERE."  THEN WHEN JOEY BROUGHT OUT THE PLAYPIN, BARRETT SAID, "WATCH THIS BECAUSE THIS IS FUNNY CAUSE HE ALWAYS HAS TROUBLE PUTTING IT TOGETHER, & NOW IT'S PROBABLY GOING TO BE EVEN FUNNIER THAT HE HAS JORDAN TO HELP HIM."  THEN WHILE JORDAN & JOEY WERE HAVING FUN PUTTING THE PLAYPIN TOGETHER FOR OUTSIDE MICHELLE, BARRETT, & CARRISA WENT & GOT THE BABIES BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T WANT TO BE INSIDE ALONE.  SO, WHEN THEY WALKED BACK OUTSIDE WITH ERIC & GRIFFIN BOTH JORDAN & JOEY WERE ALMOST DONE PUTTING THE PLAYPIN TOGETHER, & THEN JORDAN SAID, "WHAT ARE YINS DOING WITH ERIC & GRIFFIN, CAUSE Y'ALL SHOULD BE RELAXING & HAVING FUN?"  THEN MICHELLE SAID, "THEY DIDN'T WANT TO BE IN THE HOUSE ALL ALONE WHILE WE ARE ALL OUT HERE HAVING FUN, & THAT'S WHY WE WENT TO GET THEM, BECAUSE THEY WERE STARTING TO GET FUSSY BABE."  THEN JORDAN SAID, "GO AHEAD & SIT OVER THERE WITH THEM, BECAUSE THEY DO LOOK CALM SINCE YOU TWO PICKED THEM UP, THEY ONLY WANT THEIR MOMMY'S.  HEY, DON'T SPLASH MOMMY OR ME RIGHT NOW DANTE, BECAUSE SHE HAS YOUR BABY BROTHER IN HER ARMS, & I DON'T THINK HE WANTS TO GET SPLASHED AT ALL."  THEN DANTE SAID, "I'M SORRY MOMMY, BECAUSE I DIDN'T KNOW THAT YOU HAD ERIC IN YOUR ARMS & IS HE FALLING ASLEEP, BECAUSE HE LOOKS LIKE HE IS FALLING ASLEEP?"  THEN MICHELLE SAID, "WELL HE WAS UNTIL YOU SPLASHED ME & KNOW HE'S CRANKY, BECAUSE HE HATES BEING SPLASHED, & COME HERE FOR A MINUTE DANTE & TELL ERIC THAT YOU'RE SORRY FOR SPLASHING HIM."  THEN DANTE CAME RUNNING OVER TO HIS MOMMY & BROTHER & SAID, "I'M SO SORRY THAT I SPLASHED YOU & MOMMY, BECAUSE I DIDN'T KNOW THAT MOMMY HAD YOU IN HER ARMS & COME HERE ME & YOU ARE GOING TO SIT DOWN BECAUSE YOU LIKE TO SIT WITH ME WHEN YOU GET THIS CRANKY."  THEN WHEN DANTE SAT DOWN MICHELLE HANDED ERIC TO DANTE, & ERIC CALMED DOWN REALLY REALLY QUICK, & THEN ANTHONY SAID, "I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT YOUR BROTHER CALMS DOWN REALLY FAST FOR YOU IF YOU DO SOMETHING WRONG DANTE."  THEN JORDAN SAID, "WELL HE KNOWS THAT WHEN HE MAKES ERIC CRANKY FOR NO REASON, HE CALMS HIM DOWN REALLY FAST & THAT IS HOW HE DOES IT & BABE LOOK ERIC IS SOUND ASLEEP ON DANTE, BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT HE WANTED TO DO WAS BE WITH HIS BROTHER."  THEN CARRISA SAID, "I CAN'T WAIT TO HAVE ANOTHER BABY SOME DAY, BECAUSE I CAN SEE THAT DANTE LOVES BEING A BIG BROTHER THAT CAN HELP WHEN ERIC GETS CRANKY, & HE DOES CALM DOWN REALLY FAST FOR HIM."  THEN JORDAN SAID, "I KNOW THAT & HE EVEN LOVES HELPING US PUT HIM TO SLEEP AT NIGHT, BECAUSE HE LOVES HIS BABY BROTHER.  HELL, HE EVEN LOVES HELPING US GIVE HIM A BATH, BECAUSE HE WON'T GET IN THE TUB WITH HIM & WE HAVE TOLD HIM MANY MANY TIMES THAT IT'S OK CAUSE THEY BOTH ARE BOYS, BUT HE DON'T WANT TO DO THAT."  THEN BARRETT SAID, "THE LAST TIME THAT THEY BOTH STAYED HERE FOR THAT ONE NIGHT A MOTNH AGO THEY BOTH WERE IN THE BATH TOGETHER, & DANTE WAS HELPING ME WASH HIS BABY BROTHER THEN WHEN I WAS GETTING ERIC OUT DANTE TOLD ME NOT TO LOOK WHILE HE WAS WASHING HIMSELF."  THEN MICHELLE SAID, "I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY HE WON'T GET IN THE TUB AT HOME WITH ERIC BUT HE DOES HERE WITH HIS BROTHER."  THEN JOEY JOE SAID, "HE DOES IT ALL THE TIME WHEN WE HAVE THE BOTH OF THEM, BECAUSE HE SAYS THAT HE LOVES GETTING IN THE TUB WITH HIS BROTHER."  THEN DANTE WALKED PAST MICHELLE & JORDAN & SAID, "WHAT IS THAT LOOK ON YOUR FACE FOR MOMMY, CAUSE YOU LOOK LIKE YOU SEEN A GHOST?"  THEN JORDAN SAID, "WERE IS ERIC AT BECAUSE I THOUGHT THAT YOU WERE WATCHING YOUR BROTHER BUDDY?"  THEN DANTE SAID, "WELL I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM & ANTHONY IS SITTING WITH ERIC WHO IS SOUND ASLEEP, & HE SAID THAT HE WOULD SIT WITH HIM WHILE I WENT TO THE BATHROOM REALLY FAST."  THEN CARRISA SAID, "LOOK I CAN TELL THAT HE'S GOING TO BE A BIG BROTHER WHEN I DO HAVE ANOTHER ONE & I REALLY DO HOPE THAT I HAVE ANOTHER ONE, BECAUSE HE IS REALLY GOOD WITH ERIC RIGHT NOW WHO IS SLEEPING IN HIS ARMS."  THEN WHEN BOTH MICHELLE & CARRISA WALKED OVER ANTHONY SAID, "LOOK MOMMY I'M HOLDING ERIC WHO ISN'T CRYING WHILE I'M HOLDING HIM THIS TIME."  THEN CARRISA SAID, "I SEE THAT BUDDY, & YOU REALLY WANT TO BECOME A BIG BROTHER, BECAUSE I DON'T WANT YOU TO BE A ONLY CHILD BUDDY."  THEN ANTHONY SAID, "I WANT A BABY BROTHER, CAUSE IF YOU HAVE A GIRL I WILL HAVE TO PROTECT HER, & BE THERE WHEN SHE NEEDS ME TO BEAT UP HER BOYFRIEND WHEN SHE IS OLD ENOUGH TO DATE."  THEN MICHELLE SAID, "YOU WANT TO BECOME A BIG BROTHER DON'T YOU ANTHONY, BECAUSE YOU ARE REALLY GOOD WITH ERIC WHO AT FIRST DIDN'T LIKE YOU CAUSE ALL HE DID WAS CRY WHEN YOU WOULD HOLD HIM."  THEN CARRISA SAID, "WELL HOPEFULLY SOMEDAY YOU WILL BECOME A BIG BROTHER, BECAUSE YOU ARE SO GOOD WITH DANTE'S BABY BROTHER, & KNOW HE REALLY LIKES YOU BUDDY."  THEN WHEN EVERYONE SAT DOWN TO EAT DINNER, DANTE SAID, "MOMMY, CAN ERIC STAY HERE TONIGHT WITH ME & ANTHONY BECAUSE I WANT MY BABY BROTHER TO STAY THE NIGHT WITH ME?"  THEN DANTE GAVE MICHELLE THE PUPPY DOG EYES & MICHELLE SAID, "WELL WHEN YOU GIVE ME THE PUPPY DOG EYES THAT YOUR FATHER TAUGHT YOU TO GIVE ME BUDDY & I WILL GET YOUR FATHER FOR THAT.  YES, YOUR BROTHER CAN STAY IF AUNT BARRETT & UNCLE JOEY SAYS IT'S OK FOR HIM TO STAY."  THEN BARRETT SAID, "I WOULD LOVE TO KEEP MY ERIC FOR THE NIGHT, BECAUSE I HAVEN'T HAD HIM STAY HERE SINCE A MONTH AGO, & WE CAN DO THIS AGAIN TOMORROW IF Y'ALL WANT TO CAUSE I HAD FUN WITH MY GIRLS TODAY."  THEN CARRISA SAID, "I HAVE TO TAKE A RAINCHECK FOR TOMORROW BECAUSE I HAVE A DATE TONIGHT WITH MY MAN AGAIN & HOPEFULLY, HE WILL BE MOVING BACK IN."  THEN BARRETT SAID, "BOYS WHY DON'T YINS GO & CHANGE OUT OF YOUR SWIM TRUNKS & GET IN THE SHOWER."  THEN WHEN BOTH OF THE BOYS WENT TO GET A SHOWER, BARRETT SAID, "ARE YOU SERIOUS ABOUT TRYING TO GET BACK TOGETHER WITH ROB GRONKOWSKI, & DOES ANTHONY KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS?"  THEN CARRISA SAID, "NO HE DOESN'T & I DON'T WANT TO SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THIS TO HIM UNTIL I KNOW FOR SURE THAT WE ARE GETTING BACK TOGETHER, BECAUSE I REALLY REALLY LOVE FOR ME & ROB TO GET BACK TOGETHER FOR ANTHONY'S SAKE BECAUSE HE IS HIS FATHER BARRETT."  THEN JORDAN SAID, "WHEN DO YOU PLAN ON TELLING HIM, BECAUSE HE HAS THE RIGHT TO KNOW THAT YOU'RE TRYING TO GET BACK TOGETHER WITH HIS FATHER."  THEN CARRISA SAID, "YOU'RE RIGHT HE DOES HAVE THE RIGHT TO KNOW BUT I JUST WANT TO WAIT UNTIL I KNOW THAT ME & ROB ARE GOING TO BE TOGETHER FOREVER, BECAUSE I LOVE HIM MORE THAN ANYTHING."  THEN JORDAN SAID, "YOU KNOW YOU ARE RIGHT & WHEN YOU THINK IT'S THE RIGHT TIME TO TELL HIM THEN TELL HIM, BECAUSE I KNOW THAT HE'LL BE ONE HAPPY LITTLE BOY TO HEAR THAT HIS PARENTS ARE BACK TOGETHER."  THEN MICHELLE SAID, "HELL DON'T WAIT TO LONG TO TELL YOUR SON, CAUSE THAT BOY IS GROWING UP & HE WOULD LOVE TO HAVE HIS DAD AROUND SOON, & WHO THE HELL IS CALLING ME?"  WHEN MICHELLE ANSWERED THE PHONE JONATHAN SAID, "HEY I WAS JUST WONDERING IF YOU & JORDAN ARE AT HOME, BECAUSE I REALLY NEED TO TALK TO YINS ABOUT SOMETHING?"  THEN MICHELLE SAID, "NO WE AIN'T HOME WE ARE AT JOEY'S RIGHT, & WHAT DO YOU WANT TO TALK TO US ABOUT OR CAN IT WAIT JONATHAN?"  THEN JONATHAN SAID, "WELL IT'S SOMETHING THAT I JUST NEED TO TALK TO YOU & JORDAN ABOUT, & ARE YINS GOING TO BE HOME TOMORROW SO I CAN STOP OVER?"  THEN MICHELLE SAID, "YES WE'RE GOING TO BE HOME TOMORROW & YOU CAN STOP BY ANYTIME, CAUSE IT SOUNDS IMPORTANT THAT YOU HAVE TO SAY JONATHAN?"  THEN JONATHAN SAID, "WELL IT KINDA IS IMPORTANT THAT I HAVE TO SAY & I KNOW IF I TELL YOU & JORDAN WHAT I HAVE TO SAY I WANT TO TELL YINS FIRST OK?"  THEN MICHELLE SAID, "THAT'S FINE YOU CAN TELL US FIRST, & I HAVE TO GO CAUSE ERIC IS GETTING FUSSY & I WILL SEE YOU TOMORROW."  THEN WHEN MICHELLE HUNG UP THE PHONE, SHE WENT TO SEE WHY ERIC WAS GETTING FUSSY FOR NO REASON AT ALL.  SO, WHEN MICHELLE PICKED UP ERIC, SHE SAID, "OK I SEE WHY YOU'RE FUSSY, BECAUSE YOU NEED YOUR BUTT CHANGED & GRIFFIN, I SEE THAT YOU ALSO NEED YOUR BUTT CHANGED.  HEY BARRETT, CAN YOU COME HERE & HELP ME WITH THE BOYS, BECAUSE THEY NEED THEIR BUTT CHANGED."  THEN BARRETT SAID, "HERE I COME, BECAUSE I CAN SEE THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE THAT'S A BAD DIAPER THAT ERIC HAS."  SO, WHEN MICHELLE & BARRETT WALKED INTO THE HOUSE TO CHANGE THE BABIES, MICHELLE SAID, "ERIC WHAT CRAWLED UP YOUR BUTT, CAUSE BOY YOU REALLY REALLY REALLY STINK & IT'S HALFWAY UP YOUR BACK, & WHEN YOU GO BACK OUT THERE TELL JORDAN THAT I REALLY NEED HIS HELP."  SO WHEN BARRETT WALKED BACK OUTSIDE, SHE LOOKED RIGHT AT JORDAN & SAID, "MICHELLE NEEDS YOUR HELP, CAUSE IT WAS HALFWAY UP HIS BACK, & JUST GO HELP HER JORDAN."  THEN WHEN JORDAN WALKED INTO THE BEDROOM, HE SAID, "DID YOU START THE BATH YET, BECAUSE I'LL DO THAT IF YOU HAVEN'T STARTED IT YET?"  THEN MICHELLE SAID, "HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO START HIS BATH WHILE I'M TRYING TO CLEAN HIM OFF, CAUSE THE POOP WAS HALFWAY UP HIS BACK."  THEN JORDAN WALKED INTO THE BATHROOM, & STARTED RUNNING ERIC'S BATH WATER, & WHEN MICHELLE WALKED IN JORDAN SAID, "COME HERE BUDDY, BECAUSE YOU REALLY NEED A QUICK BATH RIGHT NOW."  THEN MICHELLE SAID, "I HAVE TO GO THROW THAT OUTFIT INTO THE WASH, BECAUSE I LIKE THAT OUTFIT ON HIM & I DON'T WANT IT TO GET RUINED AT ALL."  THEN WHILE JORDAN WAS GIVING ERIC A BATH, DANTE WALKED INTO THE HOUSE & SAID, "MOMMY WHERE IS MY BROTHER & DADDY AT, BECAUSE I MISS MY BABY BROTHER RIGHT NOW?"  THEN MICHELLE LOOKED RIGHT AT DANTE & SAID, "ERIC IS IN THE TUB RIGHT NOW, BECAUSE HE HAD A BAD DIAPER, & GO AHEAD GO & SEE YOUR BROTHER & DADDY, CAUSE ERIC IS LOOKING FOR YOU BUDDY."  BY THE TIME THAT DANTE WALKED INTO THE BEDROOM, ERIC WAS ALL DONE WITH HIS BATH, BUT WHEN HE SAW HIS BROTHER, HE TRIED TO JUMP OUT OF JORDAN'S ARMS & INTO DANTE'S ARMS & JORDAN SAID, "YOU ARE REALLY GOING TO GET HURT ONE DAY IF YOU KEEP DOING THAT YOUNG MAN & DANTE WHAT YOU DOING IN HERE?"  THEN DANTE TOOK ERIC FROM JORDAN & HELPED GET HIM DRESSED, CAUSE ERIC LIKED IT WHEN DANTE GETS HIM DRESSED.  THEN DANTE SAID, "CAN I CARRY ERIC BACK OUTSIDE DAD, BECAUSE I JUST WANT TO HOLD MY BROTHER, & ANYWAYS I THINK THAT HE JUST WANTS ME RIGHT NOW, BECAUSE HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S TIRED?"  THEN JORDAN SAID, "SURE CAUSE HE IS ALMOST SOUND ASLEEP IN YOUR ARMS BUDDY, & TRY NOT TO WAKE HIM UP & IF MOMMY ASK TO HOLD HIM JUST GIVE HIM TO HER OK BUDDY."  THEN DANTE SAID, "I WAS GOING TO DO THAT IF MOMMY DOES ASK FOR HIM, BECAUSE THIS IS HER BABY DADDY."  THEN WHEN DANTE WALKED BACK OUTSIDE MICHELLE SAID, "HEY IS YOUR BROTHER SLEEPING IN YOUR ARMS DANTE, CAUSE THAT LITTLE BOY JUST LOVES TO FALL ASLEEP IN YOUR ARMS, & BRING HIM HERE BECAUSE I KNOW THAT YOU WANT TO GO BACK IN THE POOL."  SO, DANTE GAVE ERIC TO MICHELLE & WENT BACK IN THE POOL, BECAUSE HE WAS HAVING SO MUCH FUN WITH HIS BEST FRIEND & THEN CARRISA SAID, "I HAVE TO GET GOING BECAUSE I HAVE A DATE TONIGHT & ANTHONY COME HERE REAL QUICK, BECAUSE I HAVE TO GET GOING SWEETIE."  SO, WHEN ANTHONY CAME TO SAY GOOD BY TO HIS MOMMY, & HE SAID, "I KNOW THAT YOU'RE GOING TO SEE MY DADDY, & CAN YOU SEE IF I CAN SPEND NEXT WEEKEND WITH HIM, & THAT'S IF HE COMES TO MY GAME NEXT SUNDAY?"  THEN CARRISA SAID, "I WILL SEE IF HE'S COMING TO YOUR GAME NEXT SUNDAY, BECAUSE I HOPE THAT HE CAN MAKE IT BUDDY, BECAUSE YOU KNOW THAT HE MIGHT HAVE A FOOTBALL GAME NEXT SUNDAY, BUT I WILL TALK HIM INTO COMING TO ONE OF YOUR GAMES."  THEN WHEN CARRISA LEFT, ANTHONY CALLED HIS FATHER & SAID, "HI DADDY I WAS JUST WONDERING IF YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE IT TO MY HOCKEY GAME NEXT SUNDAY, SO PLEASE TELL ME THAT YOU DON'T HAVE A FOOTBALL GAME?"  THEN ROB SAID, "I WILL BE THERE NEXT SUNDAY, BECAUSE WE HAVE A BYE WEEK THIS WEEK, & YES YOU CAN SPEND THE WEEKEND BECAUSE I KNOW THAT YOU WANT TO SPEND THE WEEKEND.  PLUS, IF DANTE WANTS TO SPEND THE WEEKEND WITH YOU WHILE YOU ARE HERE IT'S YOUR CHOICE, CAUSE THE LAST TIME THAT YOU TWO SPENT THE WEEKEND WE HAD A BLAST."  THEN ANTHONY SAID, "ARE YOU SERIOUS THAT DANTE CAN SPEND THE WEEKEND WITH ME WHILE I'M AT YOUR HOUSE DADDY?"  THEN ROB SAID, "YES BUDDY I'M VERY SERIOUS, BECAUSE I KNOW THAT YOU TWO ARE THE BEST OF FRIENDS, & IT IS ALWAYS FUN WHEN HE'S HERE WITH YOU."  

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