WHILE MICHELLE & JORDAN WAS WATCHING AMERICAN HORROR STORRIES, THEY FELL SOUND ASLEEP WHILE WATCHING THAT SHOW & WHEN THEY WOKE UP IT WAS 3:30 IN THE MORNING & THEN JORDAN SAID, "HEY BABE COME ON WAKE UP & LET'S GO UPSTAIRS TO BED BECAUSE I NEED TO STRAIGHTEN OUT ON THE BED & CUDDLE WITH YOU." THEN WHEN THEY CRAWLED INTO BED THEY FELL BACK TO SLEEP. THE NEXT MORNING WHEN JORDAN GOT UP BEFORE MICHELLE, HE WENT DOWNSTAIRS TO MAKE HER BREAKFAST IN BED, & HE KNEW EXACTLY WHAT MICHELLE WANTED FOR BREAKFAST. THEN MICHELLE'S CELL PHONE BEGAN TO RING & WHEN SHE ANSWERED IT SHE SAID, "HEY DANTE YOU ARE HAVING FUN SWEETIE & WHAT IS YOUR BABY BROTHER DOING?" THEN DANTE SAID, "UNCLE JONATHAN IS CHANGING HIS STINKY BUT BECAUSE HE REALLY POOPED IN HIS DIAPER & IT STUNK MOMMY." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "YOU KNOW THAT WHEN HE POOPS, HE STINKS WORSE THAN YOUR DADDY DOES." THEN DANTE SAID, "I KNOW MOMMY CAUSE WHEN DADDY FARTS IT STINKS LIKE COW MANURE & THAT IS THE TRUTH MOMMY & YOU KNOW THAT I LOVE MY DADDY CAUSE I AIN'T BEING MEAN." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "NO YOU'RE TELLING THE TRUTH BUDDY, & IS ANTHONY UP CAUSE I WAS JUST WONDERING & DID YOU GET ANY SLEEP WITH HIS SNORING?" THEN DANTE SAID, "YES MOMMY ANTHONY IS UP CAUSE HE'S TALKING TO AUNT CARRISA, & I FELL ASLEEP BEFORE HE DID LAST NIGHT CAUSE IF I DIDN'T GO TO SLEEP BEFORE HE DID, I WOULD'VE PROBABLY BEEN UP HALF OR ALL-NIGHT CAUSE BOY CAN ANTHONY SNORE AT HIS AGE & I JUST HAD TO FALL ASLEEP BEFORE ANTHONY DID." THEN WHEN JORDAN WALKED INTO THE BEDROOM WITH BREAKFAST HE SAID, "I SEE THAT YOU'RE UP MICHELLE & DID DANTE CALL YOU THIS MORNING BECAUSE I WAS JUST WONDERING BABY?" THEN MICHELLE SAID, "I JUST GOT OFF OF THE PHONE WITH DANTE & HE SAID THAT HE FELL ASLEEP BEFORE ANTHONY CAUSE IF HE DIDN'T, HE WOULD BE TIRED RIGHT NOW OR STILL SLEEPING. BABY WHAT DID MAKE FOR BREAKFAST CAUSE WHATEVER IT IS IT SMELLS GOOD & LOOKS REALLY REALLY GOOD BABY?" THEN JORDAN SAID, "BELGIUM WALFFLE WITH WHIPPED CREAM STRAWBERRIES & BLUE BARRIES & I RAN TO STARBUCKS TO GET YOUR DRINK THAT YOU LOVE BABY." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "THANK YOU BABY BUT YOU MAD SO MUCH THAT I AIN'T GOING TO BE ABLE TO EAT ALL OF THIS FOOD YOU HAVE TO EAT SOME WITH ME BABY." THEN JORDAN SAID, "I KNOW THAT I WILL HELP YOU EAT CAUSE THAT I WHY I MADE ALL THIS FOOD SO I CAN SHARE WITH YOU BABY, & WHY IS MY PAIN IN THE ASS SISTER TIFFANY TEXTING YOU RIGHT NOW BECAUSE THIS IS OUR WEEKEND & WE BOTH TOLD HER THAT WE DON'T WANT TO BE BOTHERED THIS WEEKEND." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "I DON'T KNOW WHY THE HELL YOUR PAIN IN THE ASS SISTER IS TEXTING ME, BECAUSE I TOLD HER THAT THIS WEEKEND IS OUR WEEKEND THAT WE DON'T WANT TO BE BOTHERED AT ALL BUT KNOW THAT BITCH JUST HAS TO BUG ME FOR NO REASON." THEN MICHELLE TEXTED, 'WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT BECAUSE I TOLD YOU THAT ME & JORDAN DON'T WANT TO BE BOTHERED AT ALL THIS FUCKING WEEKEND & I'M SORRY BUT I JUST WANT TO SPEND TIME WITH JORDAN.' THEN TIFFANY SAID, 'WELL I'LL MAKE THIS QUICK WHERE ARE THE BOYS THIS WEEKEND BECAUSE I WANTED TO TAKE THEM HORSE BACK RIDING AT THE FARM.' THEN MICHELLE TEXTED, 'THE BOYS ARE SPENDING THE WEEKEND AT THE FARM WITH JONATHAN & HARLEY. PLUS, ANTHONY IS THERE, CAUSE HE'S STAYING WITH ME CAUSE BOTH DANTE & ANTHONY WAS EXPOSED TO THE CHICKEN POX & WITH CARRISA BEING PREGNANT SHE ASKED THAT I TAKE ANTHONY FOR THE NEXT 2 WEEKS JUST IN CASE ANTHONY DOES GET THE CHICKEN POX, & CARRISA CAN'T BE AROUND ANTHONY RIGHT NOW & SHE'S PRAYING THAT HE DON'T GET THE CHICKEN POX.' THEN TIFFANY SAID, 'WHEN WERE THE BOYS EXPOSED TO THE CHICKEN POX, BECAUSE I WAS JUST WONDERING SIS?' THEN MICHELLE SAID, 'AT HOCKEY PRACTICE CAUSE OF THERE ONE TEAMMATE HAD THE CHICKEN POX & DIDN'T REALIZE THAT HE HAD THE CHICKEN POX. SO THAT IS THE WHOLE REASON THAT I HAVE ANTHONY WITH ME FOR THE NEXT TWO WEEKS TO SEE IF HE GETS THE CHICKEN POX.' THEN JORDAN SAID, "BABY CAN I SEE YOUR PHONE RIGHT NOW BECAUSE THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE OUR WEEKEND & MY SISTER KEEPS BUGGING US BY TEXTING YOU & I'M TAKING YOUR PHONE AWAY FROM YOU SO WE CAN ENJOY BREAKFAST BABE." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "HERE BECAUSE SHE IS STARTING TO GET ON MY NERVES & PUT IT IN THE DRAWER SO I AIN'T TEMPTED TO TEXT HER ANYMORE & YOU ATE ALL THE BLUEBERRIES & DIDN'T SAVE ME SHIT BUT THE STRAWBERRIES." THEN JORDAN SAID, "I SORRY CAUSE YOU WERE TEXTING A PAIN IN THE ASS THAT'S WHY I ATE ALL THE BLUEBERRIES BABY." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "CAN YOU PLEASE GO & GET ME THE CONTAINER OF BLUEBERRIES BECAUSE I WANT SOME BLUEBERRIES BABY, & DON'T EAT ANY BECAUSE I WANT SOME BLUEBERRIES." THEN JORDAN SAID, "YES I WILL GO & GET THE CONTAINER OF BLUEBERRIES, & I WON'T EAT ANY BECAUSE I HAD MORE THAN ENOUGH OF THE BLUEBERRIES BABY." SO, WHEN JORDAN RAN DOWNSTAIRS TO GET THE STRAWBERRIES MICHELLE GRABBED HER PHONE REAL QUICK & TEXTED TIFFANY & THEN HURRIED UP & PUT HER PHONE BACK WHERE JORDAN PUT IT AT. THEN WHEN JORDAN BROUGHT HER BACK THE BLUEBARRIES HE SAID, "HERE YOU GO BABE, & WHY IS YOUR PHONE GOING OFF IN THE DRAWER CAUSE I WAS JUST WONDERING?" SO, WHEN JORDAN WENT & GOT MICHELLE'S PHONE OUT OF THE DRAWER HE SAID, "DID YOU TEXT MY SISTER WHILE I WAS DOWNSTAIRS, BECAUSE SHE JUST TEXTED WHAT YOU WANT FUCKER?" THEN MICHELLE SAID, "IF I TELL YOU KNOW YOU WOULD KNOW THAT I WAS LYING WOULDN'T YOU BABE, BECAUSE I TEXTED HER REAL FAST." THEN JORDAN SAID, "HERE YOU HAVE 5 MINUTES TO TEXT HER & TELL HER THAT AFTER THAT WE ARE SPENDING THE WHOLE DAY TOGETHER, BECAUSE I JUST WANT TO SPEND TIME WITH MY BABE." THEN MICHELLE TOOK THE PHONE & TEXTED TIFFANY, & SAID, 'I HAVE ONLY 5 MINUTES & THEN I'M PUTTING MY DAMN PHONE AWAY SO ME & JORDAN CAN SPEND TIME TOGETHER." THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN JORDAN SAID, "OK TIMES UP TELL HER THAT YOU WILL TALK TO HER ON MONDAY BABY, CAUSE ALL I WANT TO DO IS SPEND TIME WITH YOU & THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE OUR WEEKEND." THEN WHEN MICHELLE HANDED JORDAN HER PHONE SAID, "PUT IT SOMEPLACE I DON'T SEE IT THE REST OF THE DAY CAUSE IF I SEE I WILL WANT TO BE ON IT & I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT UNTIL TOMORROW MORNING WHEN DANTE CALLS IN THE MORNING." THEN JORDAN & MICHELLE JUST ENJOYED EACH OTHERS COMPANY, BECAUSE THEY HAVEN'T HAD A WEEKEND TO THEMSELFS SINCE BEFORE THEY HAD KIDS & THIS WEEKEND WAS WELL DESERVED & MICHELLE REALLY NEEDED THIS WEEKEND BECAUSE SHE DON'T KNOW WHEN SHE'LL GET ANOTHER WEEKEND LIKE THIS.
