SO THE NEXT MORNING WHEN TIFFANY CAME & PICKED UP MICHELLE SO THEY CAN GO & GET HALLOWEEN COSTUMES FOR THE ADULT HALLOWEEN PARTY ON SATURDAY, TIFFANY SAID, "GOOD MORNING MICHELLE WHERE IS THE COFFLEE, CAUSE I CAN'T STAND THE SMELL OF STARBUCKS RIGHT NOW." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "IS YOUR MORNING SICKNESS THAT BAD THIS PREGNANCY, CAUSE BEFORE I HAD ERIC NINE MONTHS AGO, I COULDN'T STAND THEN SMELL OF COFFEE OR THE SMELL OF TEA, & THE ONLY COFFEE THAT I COULD DRINK WAS STARBUCKS." THEN TIFFANY SAID, "PLEASE LETS STOP TALKING ABOUT COFFEE, CAUSE I'M GETTING SICK RIGHT NOW." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO STOP YOUR MORNING SICKNESS, CAUSE IF YOU DON'T I CAN GIVE YOU SOMETHING FOR THAT." THEN TIFFANY SAID, "YES & I HAVEN'T TAKEN IT YET, CAUSE I WAS FINE UNTIL I GOT HERE, SO I HAVE TO GO I'LL BE RIGHT BACK." THEN TIFFANY JUST RAN PAST MICHELLE & WENT TO THE BATHROOM, CAUSE SHE WAS GOING TO BE SICK IF SHE DIDN'T GO TO THE BATHROOM. THEN WHEN TIFFANY CAME OUT OF THE BATHROOM LOOKING LIKE SHE WAS RAN OVER BY A TRAILER TRUCK, & THEN SHE SAID, "YOU KNOW THAT YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO GIVE ME THAT PILL FOR MORNING SICKNESS, CAUSE I HAVE THAT IN MY PURSE." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "I KNOW, CAUSE THAT IS FROM YOUR PURSE, & YOU KNOW THAT I WOULDN'T NOTICE THAT YOU HAVE A SHIT LOAD OF CONDOMS IN YOUR PURSE, CAUSE I DON'T THINK THAT YOU NEED ANY OF THEM." THEN TIFFANY SAID, "DON'T ASK CAUSE DANNY IS THE ONE THAT PUT THEM IN MY PURSE WHEN I WASN'T LOOKING, CAUSE HE THINKS THAT WE'RE GOING TO USE THEM AFTER WE HAVE THE BABY, & I WON'T USE THEM AT ALL, CAUSE I HATE THE FEELING WITH A CONDOM ON, CAUSE IT FEELS TOTALLY DIFFERENT." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "I KNOW & I AGREE WITH YOU SIS, & I CAN'T USE THEM CAUSE I'M HIGHLY ALERGIC TO LATEX REALLY BAD, & PLEASE DON'T ASK HOW WE FOUND OUT THAT I WAS ALERGIC TO LATEX." THEN TIFFANY SAID, "YOU HAVE TO TELL ME HOW YOU FOUND OUT YOU WERE ALERGIC TO LATEX MICHELLE, CAUSE WHEN YOU SAY IT LIKE THAT I HAVE TO KNOW." THEN BEFORE MICHELLE COULD SAY ANYTHING, MARLENE WALKED INTO THE KITCHEN & SAID, "I THOUGHT THAT I HEARD TIFFANY, & WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE YOU LOOK LIKE SHIT SWEETIE?" THEN TIFFANY SAID, "BECAUSE I'M PREGNANT WITH MY & DANNY'S SECOND CHILD, & I HATE THE MORNING SICKNESS THIS TIME AROUND MA." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "TAKE THAT PILL BEFORE YOU GO RUNNING TO THE BATHROOM AGAIN, CAUSE I KNOW THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO RUN THE BATHROOM AGAIN DO YOU SIS?" THEN TIFFANY SAID, "OH HELL NO SO I'M GOING TO TAKE THIS PILL & WHAT ARE YOU DOING MAKNG, & PLEASE DON'T SAY THAT IT IS COFFEE, CAUSE I HATE THE SMELL OF COFFEE NOW A DAYS." THEN MARLENE SAID, "YES I NEED A CUP OF COFFEE, BUT I CAN WAIT UNTIL YOU TWO LEAVE, CAUSE YOU LOOK LIKE YOU CAN'T STAND THE SMELL OF COFFEE CAN'T YOU TIFFERS?" THEN TIFFANY SAID, "YES I HATE THE SMELL OF COFFEE RIGHT NOW, CAUSE IT MAKES ME SICK THIS PREGNANCY, & I HATE IT." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF I STOP BY A STARBUCKS TO GET A CUP OF COFFEE, CAUSE YOU KNOW THAT I WANT A COFFEE FROM STARBUCKS." THEN TIFFANY SAID, "I WOULD STRANGLE YOU, CAUSE I CAN'T STAND THE SMELL OF STARBUCKS COFFEE, & DON'T THINK ABOUT STOPPING THERE." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "YOU'RE NO DAMN FUN, CAUSE I NEED MY STARBUCKS TO FUNCTION WHEN I'M OUT, & I REALLY NEED A STARBUCKS COFFEE WHILE YOU TAKE YOUR TIME IN THE COSTUME SHOP TODAY. BUT IF I AIN'T MISTAKING THERE IS A STARBUCKS BY THE COSTUME SHOP, & WHILE YOU'RE IN THERE." THEN TIFFANY SAID, "AS LONG AS I DON'T HAVE SMELL THAT COFFEE, & I WOULD DO ANYTHING TO DRINK A STARBUCKS COFFEE BUT THE SMELL MAKES ME SICK AS SHIT & I HATE THAT IT MAKES ME SICK." THEN WHEN MICHELLE & TIFFANY WERE GETTING READY TO LEAVE, MARLENE SAID, "WELL HAVE FUN, & DON'T DRINK STARBUCKS IN FRONT OF TIFFANY, CAUSE SHE CAN TELL ME IF YOU DID MICHELLE." THEN TIFFANY SAID, "HELL IF SHE DRINKS IT IN FRONT OF ME SHE'S GOING TO WISH THAT SHE DIDN'T DO THAT." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO IF I DRINK A STARBUCKS IN FRONT OF YOU TIFF TIFF?" THEN TIFFANY SAID, "IF YOU DRINK THAT SHIT IN FONT OF ME, I WILL POUR THE COFFEE OVER YOUR HEAD." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "WELL I WON'T DRINK IT IN FRONT OF YOU, CAUSE I SURE THE HELL DON'T WANT THE COFFEE POURED OVER MY HEAD, & IF YOU DO THAT YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE SMELL ON THE WAY HOME IN THE CAR." THEN TIFFANY SAID, "OH HELL NO I DON'T WANT TO SMELL IT ALL THE WAY HOME IN THE CAR, SO JUST DON'T DRINK IT IN FRONT OF ME OK." WHILE MICHELLE WAS TRYING TO WALK OUT THE DOOR ERIC STARTED TO SCREAM CAUSE HE DIDN'T WANT HIS MOMMY LEAVING AT ALL. THEN MICHELLE SAID, "MOMMY WILL BE BACK BEFORE YOU KNOW IT BABY, & I'LL BRING SOMEONE HOME WITH ME, CAUSE YOU LOOK LIKE YOU WANT TO SEE YOUR BIG BROTHER." THEN WHEN MICHELLE PICKED UP ERIC, HE GRABBED AHOLD OF MICHELLE'S SHIRT & WASN'T LETTING GO. THEN MICHELLE SAID, "BABY I WISH I COULD TAKE YOU BUT ME & AUNT TIFFANY ARE GOING TO BE SO BUSY TODAY, & IF I GET DONE EARLY I'LL BACK HERE & GET YOU SO WE CAN GO & SEE DADDY FOR DINNER AT HIS RESTAURANT TONIGHT." THEN WHEN ERIC FINALLY LET MICHELLE GO, MARLENE SAID, "IT'S JUST ME & YOU BUDDY, & AUNT SHARON MIGHT TOP BYE & SEE YOU, CAUSE SHE HASN'T SEEN YOU IN AWHILE BUDDY." THEN WHEN MICHELLE & TIFFANY GOT IN THE CAR, TIFFFANY SAID, "I WANT STARBUCKS COFFEE, & I KNOW I SAID THAT I CAN'T STAND THE SMELL BUT THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN CRAVING FOR THE LAST 2 MONTHS & THE SMELL MAKES ME SICK. SO IF YOU WANT TO GO & GRAB A STARBUCKS BEFORE WE GO & DO WHAT WE HAVE TO DO TODAY, CAUSE IT'S ONLY 10AM IN THE MORNING." SO WHEN MICHELLE PULLED INTO THE DRIVE THRU, TIFFANY SAID, "I WANT A PISTACHIO FRAPPE, CAUSE I KNOW THAT IS WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO BE GETTING FOR YOUSELF, & I KNOW THAT IS WHAT YOU HAVE BEEN ORDERING FOR THE LAST COUPLE OF MONTHS." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "OK I KNOW THAT I HAVE BEEN GETTING THAT DRINK FOR THE LAST COUPLE OF MONTHS & THAT'S THE ONLY THING THAT IS THE BEST DRINK THEY HAVE RIGHT NOW." THEN WHEN TIFFFANY TOOK A DRINK OF HER DRINK, SHE SAID, "THIS IS THE BEST DRINK THAT I HAVE EVER TASTED, & YOU GET THIS DRINK EVERYTIME YOU GO TO STARBUCKS & WHY DID YOU GET JORDAN SOMETHING FROM STARBUCKS?" THEN MICHELLE SAID, "YOU'LL SEE IN THE NEXT MINUTE OR TWO, CAUSE HE WANTS TO CHOOSE HIS OWN COSTUME, CAUSE HE DON'T WANT TO WEAR THE KNIGHT COSTUME. PLUS I'M GOING AS A FRENCH MAID, SO HE WANTS TO CHOOSE SOMETHING THAT IS GOING TO GO WITH MY COSTUME." THEN WHILE THEY WERE WAITING IN THE CAR JORDAN PULLED IN NEXT TO MICHELLE & WHEN SHE HANDED HIM HIS STARBUCKS COFFEE, HE SAID, "THANKS BABY, ARE YOU TWO READY GO INSIDE OR DO YOU WANT TO FINISH YOUR DRINKS?" THEN TIFFANY SAID, "LETS GET OUT OF THIS CAR, CAUSE I SEE SOMETHING THAT I WANT TO LOOK AT." THEN WHEN THEY WALKED INTO THE STORE, TIFFANY SAID, "WHAT ABOUT THIS COSTUME MICHELLE, CAUSE I WOULD MAKE A SEXY CHEERLEADER, & DANNY COULD GO AS A FOOTBALL PLAYER." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "WHY DON'T YOU CALL & ASK HIM TO COME HERE SO YOU TWO CAN CHOOSE THE PERFECT COUPLE COSTUME, & WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT BABE?" THEN JORDAN SAID, "JUST COME HERE I HAVE TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING, & I WAS THINKING THAT YOU MIGHT HAVE TO CHANGE YOUR COSTUME, & DON'T GIVE ME THAT LOOK, CAUSE WHAT I JUST SAW YOUR FRENCH MAID COSTUME ISN'T GOING TO GO WITH BABY." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "I'M NOT CHANGING MY COSTUME, CAUSE I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO WEAR A FRENCH MAID COSTUME, & THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M GOING TO DO." THEN JORDAN SAID, "JUST LOOK AT THIS COSTUME, & YOU MIGHT HAVE TO CHANGE YOUR COSTUME IF YOU LIKE IT." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL THAT I'M GOING TO BE A NUN, CAUSE IT'S NOT A SEXY AS THE FRENCH MAID COSTUME." THEN JORDAN SAID, "I FIGURED YOU WOULD SAY THAT, CAUSE I AIN'T WEARING A PRIEST COSTUME EITHER, & THE FRENCH MAID COSTUME IS WAY SHORTER THAN THE NUN COSTUME." THEN WHEN THEY ALL FINALLY GOT THERE COSTUMES , TIFFANY SAID, "I WILL SEE YOU ALL LATER, & I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT WE BOTH ARE WEARING FRENCH MAID COSTUMES, CAUSE DANNY SAID THE SAME THING JORDAN SAID ABOUT BEING SHORT." THEN JORDAN LOOKED RIGHT AT MICHELLE & SAID, "I WILL YOU, ERIC, & DANTE IN ABOUT AN HOUR FOR DINNER AT THE RESTAURANT?" THEN MICHELLE SAID, "YES, & I HAVE TO GET GOING TO GET DANTE FROM SCHOOL, & THEN HOME TO GET ERIC, & I LOVE YOU BABY SO I'LL SEE YOU IN ABOUT AN HOUR." THEN JORDAN LEANED DOWN & KISSED HIS BEAUTIFUL WIFE, & THEN TIFFANY SAID, "YOU TWO NEED TO GET A ROOM, CAUSE EVERYONE DON'T NEED TO SEE THAT."
