AS MICHELLE WAS JUST WAKING UP, ERIC STARTED SCREAMING IN HIS CRIB, CAUSE HE JUST WANTED HIS DADDY. SO WHEN MICHELLE WENT TO GET ERIC, HE SCREAMED EVEN LOUDER UNTIL JORDAN WOKE UP, & SAID, "BRING HIM HERE, CAUSE HE PROBABLY JUST WANTS HIS DADDY THIS MORNING." SO WHEN MICHELLE HANDED ERIC TO JORDAN HE GOT QUITE REAL QUICK, CAUSE HE DID WANT HIS DADDY. THEN JORDAN SAID, "HERE BABY, CALM DOWN AND MOMMY WILL GET A BOTTLE SINCE YOU DON'T WANT MOMMY RIGHT NOW BABY. BABE WHAT YOU DOING, CAUSE I WAS JUST ASKING & IS THERE MILK IN THE FRIDGE OR DO YOU HAVE TO PUMP REAL QUICK?" THEN MICHELLE SAID, "THIS IS THE LAST BOTTLE IN THE FRIDGE SO WHY YOU ARE FEEDING HIM I'M GOING TO PUMP SO WE CAN HAVE MILK FOR LATER BABE." THEN WHEN MICHELLE HANDED JORDAN THE BOTTLE ERIC STARTED FALLING BACK TO SLEEP. SO WHILE JORDAN WAS FEEDING THE BABY, MICHELLE STARTED TO PUMP SO THERE IS MILK FOR LATER ON AT NIGHT. THEN MARLENE JUST WALKED INTO THE ROOM & SAID, "COULD YOU AT LEAST COVER UP CAUSE I DON'T NEED TO SEE THAT, & JORDAN YOU GOING TO WORK TODAY, CAUSE DANTE WAS JUST WONDERING & SO WAS I WONDERING?" THEN MICHELLE SAID, "SORRY MOM JUST PUMPING SO HE HAS MILK FOR LATER, CAUSE HE IS ON THE LAST BOTTLE FOR UP HERE, & DO YOU KNOW IF HE HAS ANY BOTTLES OF MILK DOWNSTAIRS?" THEN MARLENE SAID, "HE HAS AT LEAST 4 BOTTLES DOWNSTAIRS, & COVER UP, CAUSE I HEAR DANTE COMING UP THE STAIRS & HE DON'T NEED TO SEE THAT WHEN HE WALKS INTO THE DOOR." THEN MICHELLE COVERED UP REALLY FAST, CAUSE DANTE CAME RUNNING INTO THE DOOR & SAID, "DADDY YOU STAYING HOME WITH ME, MOMMY, & ERIC TODAY CAUSE I WAS JUST WONDERING DADDY?" THEN JORDAN SAID, "WELL IF YOU'RE WONDERING IF I'M STAYING HOME TODAY YOU'RE IN LUCK CAUSE I'M NOT GOING TO WORK TODAY, CAUSE YOU'RE BABY BROTHER DOESN'T WANT MOMMY TODAY, CAUSE HE ONLY WANTS HIS DADDY TODAY." THEN DANTE SAID, "GOOD & MOMMY WHY ARE YOU COVERED UP, CAUSE I WAS JUST WONDERING WHY YOU'RE COVERED UP WITH A BLANKET?" THEN MICHELLE SAID, "I'M PUMPING CAUSE YOU'RE BROTHER IS ALMOST OUT, & WHY DON'T YOU GO DOWNSTAIRS & WE'LL BE DOWN IN A LITTLE BIT OK BUDDY." THEN DANTE RAN DOWNSTAIRS, & JORDAN SAID, "MOM CAN YOU DO ME A FAVOR & COME GET ERIC FOR ME SO I CAN GET UP, & I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM." THEN MARLENE TOOK ERIC, WHO WAS STILL SOUND ASLEEP, THEN MARLENE SAID, "I'M GOING TO TAKE THE BABY DOWNSTAIRS, SO YOU CAN HURRY UP, & I'LL HAVE THE COFFEE READY FOR WHEN YOU GET DOWNSTAIRS." SO WHEN MICHELLE FINISHED PUMPING, JORDAN SAID, "IS THIS ALL FOR UP HERE, & NOT DOWNSTAIRS OR ARE YOU TAKING SOME DOWNSTAIRS, CAUSE I WAS JUST WONDERING BABE?" THEN MICHELLE SAID, "SOME OF THESE ARE GOING DOWNSTAIRS, CAUSE MOM SAID HE'S ALMOST OUT DOWN THERE. HERE PUT THESE IN THE FRIDGE, & CAN YOU TAKE THESE DOWNSTAIRS, CAUSE I WAS JUST WONDERING WHY YOU DECIDED TO TAKE TODAY OFF BABE?" THEN JORDAN SAID, "I JUST WANTD TO SPEND THE DAY WITH YOU & THE BOYS TODAY BABY, PLUS ERIC DOESN'T WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOU TODAY, & I LIKE TO KNOW WHY." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "I KNOW THAT MY SON DOESN'T WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH ME TODAY, & ALL I DID WAS PICK HIM UP OUT OF HIS CRIB, & HE WAS SCREAMING BLUE BLOODY MURDER. THAT IS THE BILLION DOLLAR QUESTION WHY MY BABY DOESN'T WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH HIS MOMMY TODAY." THEN JORDAN SAID, "WELL HE IS JUST HAVING ONE OF THOSE DAYS THAT HE DON'T WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH HIS MOMMY SO DON'T FEEL BAD OK BABY." THEN WHEN MICHELLE & JORDAN GOT DOWNSTAIRS, DANTE SAID, "HI MY MOMMY WHY DOESN'T ERIC WANT ANYTHNG TO DO WITH YOU TODAY, CAUSE I SAW THAT HE ONLY WANTED DADDY THIS MORNING." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "HE'S PROBABLY JUST GOING THROUGH A DAY THAT HE DON'T WANT MOMMY TODAY BUT MOMMY WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU & YOUR BROTHER NO MATTER WHAT." THEN JORDAN SAID, "HOW ABOUT A STARBUCKS RUN, & WE CAN TAKE THE BOYS & MOM IF YOU WANT TO GO?" THEN MARLENE SAID, "GO & GET YOUR SHOES ON DANTE WHILE I GET YOUR BROTHER READY, CAUSE I CAN USE A STARBUCKS COFFEE RIGHT NOW, & WHY YOU GIVING ME THAT LOOK MICHELLE?" THEN MICHELLE SAID, "LET ME SEE IF ERIC WILL LET ME PUT HIM IN THE CAR SEAT MOM, CAUSE I WANT TO PUT HIM IN THE CAR SEAT." THEN MICHELLE PUT ERIC IN THE CAR SEAT & HE DIDN'T CRY WHEN MICHELLE PUT HIM IN THE CAR SEAT. THEN JORDAN SAID, "HE DIDN'T SCREAM WHEN YOU PUT HIM IN HIS CAR SEAT, CAUSE HE SURE DIDN'T WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU AT ALL THIS MORNING." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "I KNOW HE DIDN'T WANT ANYTHING TO WITH ME AT ALL THIS MORNING, & NOW HE LET ME PUT HIM IN HIS CAR SEAT." THEN WHEN THEY ALL GOT IN THE CAR, DANTE SAID, "MOMMY I WANT MCDONALDS FOR LUNCH, WHILE YOU, DADDY, & MIMI HAVE YOUR STARBUCKS COFFEE." THEN JORDAN SAID, "WE CAN STOP AT MCDONALDS FOR LUNCH AFTER WE GET OUR COFFEE, CAUSE YOU HAVE BEEN ASKING IF WE COULD GO TO MCDONALDS OK BUDDY." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "DO YOU WANT YOUR DRAGON FRUIT DRINK OR DO YOU WANT TO WAIT UNTIL YOU GO TO MCDONALDS SWEETIE?" THEN DANTE SAID, "I LIKE MY DRAGON FRUIT DRINK FROM STARBUCKS, & THEN I'LL GET S MILKSAKE FROM MCDONALDS MOMMY." SO WHEN JORDAN PULLED INTO THE DRIVE THRU AT STARBUCKS, JORDAN SAID, "MOM DO WANT WHAT MICHELLE IS DRINKING, CAUSE SHE IS HAVING THE CARAMEL RIBBON CRUNCH FRAPACINO." THEN MARLENE SAID, "THAT SOUNDS GOOD, & THE PICTURE MAKES IT LOOK GOOD, SO I'LL HAVE WHAT MICHELLE IS HAVING." SO WHEN THEY ALL GOT THERE DRINKS FROM STARBUCKS, JORDAN WENT ACROSS THE STREET & GOT DANTE HIS MCDONALDS, & THEN ERIC STARTED SCREAMING, CAUSE HE NEEDED HIS BUTT CHANGED. THEN MARLENE SAID, "I KNOW WHY YOU'RE SCREAMING & YOUR BUTT STINKS LITTLE MAN. DANTE HAND ME THE DIAPER AND WIPES SO I CAN CHANGE YOUR BROTHERS ASS, CAUSE HE STINKS WORKS THAN YOU OR YOUR FATHER DID WHEN HE WAS THIS AGE." THEN JORDAN SAID, "IT WASN'T THAT BAD WHEN I WAS HIS AGE WAS IT MOM, CAUSE I DON'T REMEMBER. BUT I DO REMEMBER DANTE'S BUTT STINKNING THAT BAD WHEN HE WAS THAT AGE." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "HELL YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO THE BATHROOM AFTER JORDAN IS DONE IN THERE, CAUSE HE BLOWS THE DAMN BATHROOM UP, & THEN DANTE'S THE SAME DAMN WAY." THEN JORDAN SAID, "IT ISN'T THAT BAD BABY, CAUSE I DON'T BLOW THE BATHROOM UP AS BAD AS DANTE & HE'S GOING TO 8 THIS YEAR." THEN DANTE SAID, "DADDY BLOWS UP THE BATHROOM WORSE THAN I DO, & YOU CAN'T GO IN WHEN DADDY'S DONE IN THERE, & THAT IS THE TRUTH MIMI." THEN MARLENE SAID, "WELL HE ISN'T AS BAD AS UNCLE JONATHAN SWEETIE, & THAT'S NO LIE, CAUSE WHEN HE WAS GROWING UP IT WAS BAD." THEN JORDAN SAID, "NO SHIT YOU HAD TO OPEN UP THE WINDOWS TO JUST AIR IT OUT, CAUSE HE REALLY BLEW IT UP BADLY."
