AS MICHELLE WAS GETTING THE BATH READY FOR ERIC, JORDAN SAID, "YOU KNOW THAT YOU CAN GIVE HIM A BATH IN THE MORNING SINCE HE IS SOUND ASLEEP BABY?" THEN MICHELLE SAID, "HE ISN'T SLEEPING, BECAUSE HE IS WIDE AWAKE & LOOKING AT HIS DADDY TO TAKE HIM OUT OF THAT CAR SEAT." THEN JORDAN SAID, "HE IS ONE LITTLE BOY THAT COULD TAKE A QUICK POWER NAP, &THEN SMILE CAUSE HE KNOW'S THAT IT'S BATHTIIME." SO, WHEN JORDAN TOOK ERIC OUT OF HIS CARSEAT, MICHELLE SAID, "THE BATH IS ALL READY FOR MY LITTLE MAN & HOW DO YOU LOOK WIDE AWAKE, WHEN YOU WERE SOUND ASLEEP IN THE CAR ERIC?" THEN JORDAN SAID, "UNCLE JOEY WANTED TO SEE HIS LITTLE BUDDY BUT YOU WERE SOUND ASLEEP & AUNT BARRETT SAID THAT WE HAVE TO LET YOU STAY WHEN YOUR BROTHER STAYS NEXT TIME." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "DO ME THE BIGGEST FAVOR & CALL JOEY TO SEE IF WANTS TO SEE ERIC BEFORE I PUT HIM TO BED AFTER HIS BATH BABY? HELL, HE WASN'T TOO HAPPY THAT ERIC WAS ASLEEP WHEN WE DROPPED DANTE & ANTHONY OFF." THEN JORDAN SAID, "HERE LET ME GIVE HIM A BATH & YOU CAN CALL JOEY TO SEE IF WANTS TO SEE HIS BUDDY WIDE AWAKE & THE NEXT TIME THAT HE TAKES DANTE FOR THE WEEKEND OR THE NIGHT HE CAN ALSO TAKE ERIC EVEN IF HE'S SOUND ASLEEP." SO, WHILE JORDAN WAS GIVING ERIC A BATH, MICHELLE CALLED JOEY & SAID, "HEY SIS IS MY BUDDY AWAKE, CAUSE HIS BROTHER WANTS TO TELL HIM GOOD NIGHT." THEN MICHELLE TURNED THE CAMERA TOWARD THE TUB & SAID, "DOES THAT ANSWER YOUR QUESTION JOEY?" THEN JOEY JOE SAID, "YES THAT DOES ANSWER MY QUESTION & HE LOOKS WIDE AWAKE SIS, & ERIC HOW CAN YOU BE AWAKE WHEN YOU WERE DROPPING YOUR BROTHER OFF YOU WERE SOUND ASLEEP BUDDY?" THEN JORDAN SAID, "I KNOW THAT IT'S CRAZY THAT HE'S WIDE AWAKE WHEN JUST A HALF HOUR AGO HE WAS SOUND ASLEEP WHEN WE DROPPED OFF DANTE & ANTHONY." THEN JOEY JOE SAID, "THE BOYS ARE WONDERING IF YOU WERE GOING TO CALL SO THEY CAN SAY GOOD NIGHT TO ERIC IF HE WAS AWAKE & HE'S WIDE-AWAKE PLAYING IN THE TUB WITH HIS DADDY." THEN DANTE SAID, "I WANT TO SEE MY BABY BROTHER UNCLE JOEY." THEN JOEY JOE SAID, "HERE LOOK YOUR BABY BROTHER IS WIDE AWAKE TAKEN A NICE BATH & PLAYING WITH HIS DADDY WHILE HE GETS HIS BATH." THEN DANTE SAID, "HI ERIC YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE HAVE SO MUCH FUN TAKING A NICE HOT BATH JUST THE WAY YOU LIKE IT, & MOMMY CAN ERIC COME OVER TOMORROW BEFORE ANTHONY HAS TO GO HOME?" THEN MICHELLE SAID, "I WAS THINKING ABOUT BRINGING ERIC OVER, CAUSE UNCLE JOEY & AUNT BARRETT WANT TO SEE & SPEND TIME WITH YOUR BABY BROTHER SO GO & GET SOME SLEEP, & WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING CALL ME & WE'LL COME OVER." THEN DANTE SAID, "OK MOMMY LOVE YOU & I LOVE YOU TO DADDY, & WHEN WE WAKE UP WE WILL CALL SO WE CAN SEE MY BABY BROTHER. GOOD NIGHT ERIC I LOVE & MISS YOU LITTLE BRO & WILL SEE YOU TOMORROW WHEN YOU COME HERE WITH MOMMY & DADDY." THEN WHEN BARRETT GOT ON THE PHONE SHE SAID, "HEY ERIC AUNT BARRETT LOVES & MISSES YOU BUDDY & I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU TOMORROW BUDDY, I LOVE YOU PRINCE CHARMING." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "IT'S ALMOST TIME FOR HIM TO GET OUT OF THE TUB, BECAUSE I SEE MY BABY RUBBING HIS EYES, SO I'M GOING TO GO & GET HIM A BOTTLE READY CAUSE ONCE HE EATS, HE'S GOING TO BE OUT FOR THE NIGHT." THEN BARRETT SAID, "OK WE WILL SEE YOU IN THE MORNING & WILL MAKE SURE THE BOYS CALL YOU WHEN THEY WAKE UP, CAUSE GRIFFIN WANTS TO SEE HIS AUNT MICHELLE & UNCLE JORDAN." SO, WHEN MICHELLE HUNG UP THE PHONE, SHE WENT TO GET A BOTTLE READY FOR ERIC, & THEN JORDAN WALKED INTO THE BEDROOM & SAID, "LOOK MOMMY HAS YOUR BOTTTLE ALREADY, & YOU HAVE THAT & THEN BED YOUNG MAN, CAUSE MOMMY & I WANT TO WATCH AMERICAN HORROR STORY BUDDY." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "I DID PUT CEREAL IN HERE BECAUSE HE WILL SLEEP ALL NIGHT WITH A FULL BELLY, & IT'S HIS FAVORITE CEREAL THAT HE LIKES, BECAUSE HE ONLY LIKES THE OATMEAL & NOT THE OTHER CEREAL." THEN JORDAN SAID, "HERE LET ME FEED HIM WHILE YOU TALK TO MY PAIN IN THE ASS SISTER TIFFANY." SO, MICHELLE HANDED JORDAN THE BOTTLE FOR ERIC & SAID, "HEY TIFFANY WHAT'S YOU DOING BECAUSE WE ARE TRYING TO PUT ERIC DOWN FOR THE NIGHT?" THEN TIFFANY SAID, "I AIN'T DOING NOTHING JUST THOUGHT THAT I WOULD CALL TO SEE WHAT MY NEPHEW WAS DOING SINCE HE WAS FALLING ASLEEP WHEN YOU WERE LEAVING THE ARENA?" THEN MICHELLE SAID, "THAT LITTLE MUNCHKIN WAS SOUND ASLEEP WHEN WE DROPPED DANTE, & ANTHONY OFF AT JOEY'S. THEN WHEN WE GOT HOME & I WAS GETTING HIS BATH WATER READY HE WAS WIDE AWAKE & READY TO TAKE HIS HOT BATH. SO, NO JORDAN IS FEEDING HIM HIS BOTTLE & THEN BEDTIME FOR HIM." THEN TIFFANY SAID, "DID YOU PUT CEREAL IN HIS BOTTLE BECAUSE YOU KNOW THAT HE SLEEPS ALL NIGHT LONG WHEN YOU PUT CEREAL IN HIS BOTLE MICHELLE?" THEN MICHELLE SAID, "HE ONLY LIKES THE OATMEAL HE DON'T LIKE THE OTHER CEREAL & DANTE WILL SOMETIMES IT WHEN HE DON'T FEEL GOOD." THEN TIFFANY SAID, "I THOUGHT THAT HE LIKED THE OTHER CEREAL, CAUSE WASN'T HE EATING IT LIKE CRAZY, CAUSE IT WAS GOOD?" THEN MICHELLE SAID, "YES HE WAS SO I WENT & BOUGHT ANOTHER BOX & KNOW HE SPITS IT OUT & MAKES A FUNNY FACE SO I JUST KEEP IT AROUND FOR WHEN DANTE IS SICK CAUSE HE LOVES THAT CEREAL." THEN TIFFANY SAID, "MY NEPHEW IS CRAZY JUST LIKE YOU ARE CRAZY, & THE REASON I CALLED IS CAUSE DANNY WANTS TO HAVE A COOKOUT NEXT SATURDAY OR SUNDAY DEPENDS ON WHAT DAY THERE IS A HOCKEY GAME." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "I THINK THAT THEY HAVE A GAME ON SATURDAY, BUT IT DEPENDS WHO THEY ARE PLAYING, & WE WOULD LOVE TO COME FOR THE COOKOUT AS LONG AS DANNY IS GRILLING TURKEY BURGERS ON THE GRILL, BECAUSE I LOVE HIS TURKEY BURGERS ON THE GRILL. PLUS, HIS GRILLED VEGGIES ON THE GRILL IS THE BEST." THEN TIFFANY SAID, "GOOD THEN I WILL LET DANNY KNOW THAT YOU WANT GRILLED VEGGIES & TURKEY BURGER ON THE GRILL." THEN WHILE JORDAN WAS LAYING ERIC IN HIS BED, HE SAID, "WHAT DID MY SISTER WANT BABE, BECAUSE I WAS JUST WONDERING BABY?" THEN MICHELLE SAID, "SHE WAS SAYING THAT DANNY WANTS TO HAVE A COOKOUT NEXT WEEKEND, BUT I HAVE TO FIND OUT WHEN HIS NEXT GAME IS NEXT WEEKEND. I HOPE THAT IT'S NEXT SATURDAY, & NOT SUNDAY, CAUSE IT WIL BE BETTER TO HAVE THE COOKOUT ON SUNDAY, SO THE BOYS CAN HAVE A WATER BALLOON BATTLE & KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT BABE." THEN JORDAN SAID, "HEY WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME THAT WE HAD ONE HELL OF A WATER BALLOON BATTLE, CAUSE IT WAS THE BEST WATER BALLOON BATTLE WE HAD IN AWHILE." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "I KNOW THAT WAS THE BEST CAUSE THE WOMEN WON THAT WATER BATTLE LAST SUMMER, & I WAS PREGNANT WITH ERIC & IT WAS BEST EVEN THOUGH DANTE THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY TO REALLY HIT ME WITH A WATER BALLOON." THEN JORDAN SAID, "YEA BUT YOU GOT HIM & ME BACK AT THE SAME TIME & THAT WASN'T FAIR AT ALL, CAUSE YOU & TIFFANY, BOTH GOT US GOOD." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "I THOUGHT THAT IT WAS FAIR SINCE YOU TWO DECIDED TO COME BEHIND ME & GET ME WITH AN ICE-COLD WATER BALLOON, CAUSE THAT BALLOON FELT LIKE IT JUST CAME OUT OF THE ICEBOX, CAUSE IT WAS COLD AS HELL." THEN JORDAN SAID, "THAT BALLOON DID COME OUT OF THE ICE BOX, BECAUSE I PUT IT IN THE ICEBOX IN THE MORNING, CAUSE IT WAS DANTE'S IDEA TO GET YOU WITH THE ICE-COLD BALLOON BABY." THEN WHILE THEY WERE WATCHING AMERICAN HORROR STORY, MICHELLE & JORDAN BOTH FELL ASLEEP & WHEN THEY WOKE UP THE NEXT MORNING, IT WAS CAUSE ERIC WAS SCREAMING BECAUSE HE WANTED HIS DADDY. THEN JORDAN SAID, "I HEAR YOU BUDDY, & BABY MOVE OVER JUST A LITTLE BIT, BECAUSE I HAVE TO GET UP TO GET THE BABY, CAUSE HE'S SCREAMING LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW." SO, WHEN MICHELLE SAT UP, JORDAN GOT UP & GOT THE BABY, & SAID, "NOW IS THERE ANY REASON FOR ALL THIS SCREAMING ERIC, CAUSE IT'S ONLY 8AM & THERE IS NO REASON UNLESS YOU NEED YOUR BUTT CHANGED & BOY DO YOU NEED YOUR BUTT CHANGED." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "I CAN SMELL HIS LITTLE BUTT ALL THE WAY OVER HERE BABY, CAUSE IT SURE DOES STINK THIS MORNING." THEN AS JORDAN WAS CHANGING THE BABY, MICHELLE WALKED OVER & SAID, "BOY YOUR BUTT DOES STINK THIS MORNING, & WHEN YOU'RE DONE HERE, WE WILL CALL TO SEE IF YOUR BROTHER IS UP, BECAUSE HE IS USUALLY UP AT THIS TIME ON SUNDAYS." BUT AS MICHELLE WAS WALKING BACK OVER TO THE BED, DANTE CALLED & SAID, "I HAVE A FEELING THAT MY BABY BROTHER IS UP MOMMY, BECAUSE HE NEEDED HIS BUTT CHANGED." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "YES HE IS UP, & HOLD ON CAUSE DADDY IS FINISHING UP PUTTING HIS DIAPER ON & THEN YOU CAN TALK TO ERIC, & IS UNCLE JOEY OR AUNT BARRETT UP YET BUDDY?" THEN DANTE SAID, "JUST ME & UNCLE JOEY IS UP MOMMY, CAUSE AUNT BARRETT IS STILL SLEEPING & SO IS ANTHONY & HE SNORES REALLY REALLY LOUD JUST LIKE UNCLE DANNY." THEN AS MICHELLE WAS TALKING TO DANTE, JORDAN BROUGHT ERIC OVER SO HE CAN TALK TO HIS BROTHER, & WHEN HE SEEN HIS BROTHER ERIC GOT A BIG SMILE ON HIS FACE & THEN DANTE SAID, "HI MY BABY BROTHER I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL YOU, MOMMY, & DADDY GET HERE, CAUSE IT'S GOING TO BE A REALLY FUN DAY, & MOMMY LOOK WHO JUST GOT UP." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "HI MY GRIFFIN AUNT MICHELLE LOVES & MISSES YOU & I WILL SEE YOU IN A LITTLE BIT, CAUSE I'M COMING TO SEE YOU TODAY." THEN BARRETT SAID, "YOU BETTER HURRY UP MICHELLE CAUSE THIS BOY IS TRYING TO COME THROUGH THE PHONE TO GET TO HIS FAVORITE AUNT." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "WE HAVE TO GET DRESSED, BECAUSE WE JUST WOKE UP, CAUSE ERIC WAS SCREAMING BECAUSE HE NEEDED HIS DIAPER CHANGED." THEN BARRETT SAID, "YOU ALSO PROBABLY WANT TO GO TO STARBUCKS & GET A STARBUCKS, BECAUSE I KNOW YOU TO WELL MICHELLE & IF YO DO GO TO STARBUCKS, CAN YOU BRING ME A STARBUCKS, BECAUSE I SURE CAN GO FOR A STARBUCKS COFFEE RIGHT NOW MYSELF, BECAUSE IT'S BEEN A WHILE SINCE I HAD ONE." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "YOU KNOW US TO WELL DON'T YOU BARRETT, & YES WE WILL GET YOU & JOEY A STARBUCKS & WOULD LIKE THE CARAMEL RIBBON CRUNCH BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT I GET & IT'S REALLY REALLY GOOD." THEN BARRETT SAID, "SURE I'VE BEEN WANTING TO TRY THAT ONE, CAUSE I SEEN THE COMMERCIAL FOR THAT ONE & IT LOOKS REALLY REALLY GOOD." THEN JOEY SAID, "TELL MY SISTER THAT I WANT MY COFFEE & SHE KNOWS HOW I LIKE MY COFFEE FROM STARBUCKS & ANTHONY IS STILL SLEEPING & BOY CAN THAT BOY SNORE." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "YEA I FORGOT TO TELL YOU ABOUT THAT BOY, BECAUSE HE SURE DOES SNORE LIKE DANNY BUT WORSE, CAUSE THE LAST TIME THAT HE STAYED HERE I THOUGHT IT WAS A FREIGHT TRAIN COMING THROUGH THE HOUSE, & IT WAS ONLY ANTHONY." THEN JOEY JOE SAID, "HELL THE BOYS WENT TO SLEEP BEFORE ME & BARRETT, I THOUGHT THAT IT ALSO WAS A FREIGHT TRAIN, & IT'S A MIRACLE THAT HE DIDN'T WAKE UP GRIFFIN CAUSE THAT BOY CAN SLEEP THROUGH ANYTHING." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "I KNOW ERIC CAN SLEEP THROUGH ANYTHING ALSO, BECAUSE I THOUGHT THAT HE WAS GOING TO WAKE UP MY PEANUT, & NOPE ERIC SLEEPT THROUGH HIS SNORING." THEN JORDAN SAID, "IF MY KIDS CAN SLEEP THROUGH DANNY'S SNORING THEY CAN SLEEP THROUGH ANTHONY'S SNORING. HELL, IF HE SNORES THAT BAD KNOW WHAT IS HE GOING TO SOUND LIKE WHEN HE GETS OLDER, CAUSE THAT BOY IS LOUD NOW." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "BABY WE BETTER GET GOING, CAUSE BY THE TIME THAT WE GET THERE, ANTHONY SHOULD BE UP FOR THE DAY, & I WANT MY STARBUCKS COFFEE." THEN BARRETT SAID, "I WANT MY STARBUCKS TO JORDAN & YOU NEED TO GET GOING & GRIFFIN WANTS TO SEE HIS AUNT MICHELLE, CAUSE YOU TWO HAVEN'T SEEN GRIFFIN IN AWHILE." THEN WHEN MICHELLE HUNG THE PHONE UP, SHE LOOKED RIGHT AT JORDAN & SAID, "LETS GET GOING BECAUSE I WANT TO SPEND TIME WITH MY GRIFFIN, WHO WE HAVEN'T SEEN IN LIKE 2 WEEKS & I MISS MY BABY." THEN JORDAN SAID, "COME ON LET'S GET GOING, BECAUSE THEY WILL BE LOOKING FOR THERE STARBUCKS BABY, & BARRETT WILL BE CALLING IF WE DON'T HURRY UP WITH THE COFFEE."
