AS MICHELLE WAS GETTING READY FOR DANTE'S FIRST BIRTHDAY PARTY, JORDAN SAID, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY LITTLE MAN, & IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE THAT YOU'RE A YEAR OLD TODAY BUDDY." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "I KNOW IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE THAT HE'S A YEAR OLD ALREADY." THEN MARLENE SAID, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY MIMIS BOY, & THIS YEAR HAS FLEW BY FAST. PLUS THE OLDER YOU GET LITTLE MAN, YOU LOOK LIKE YOUR DADDY. MICHELLE WHAT TIME YOU HAVE TO PICK UP THE CAKE, CAUSE I WAS JUST WONDERING MICHELLE." THEN JORDAN SAID, "I'LL BE LEAVING HERE SHORTLY TO GO & GET HIS CAKE. MOM YOU DON'T MIND WATCHING DANTE WHILE ME & MICHELLE GO & GET THE CAKE, & THE OTHER THING THAT WE TALKED ABOUT." THEN MARLENE SAID, "SURE I'LL WATCH DANTE WHILE YOU 2 GO & DO THAT. DON'T YOU THINK THAT HE'S TO SMALL FOR A RIDE ON TOY JORDAN?" THEN JORDAN SAID, "I KNOW MOM, BUT I WANT TO GET HIM THAT MICKEY MOUSE CAR MOM." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "EVEN THOUGH HE JUST STARTED WALKING, & HE'LL BE FINE WITH THE MICKEY MOUSE CAR MOM." SO WHEN JORDAN & MICHELLE LEFT JORDAN SAID, "I REALLY HOPE THEY GOT THE CAKE READY, CAUSE THEY SHOULD BE READY BABE." THEN WHEN THEY WALKED INTO THE BAKERY, AUTUMN SAID, "I JUST FINISHED YOUR LITTLE MANS CAKE, & IT IS HARD TO BELIEVE THAT HE'S A YEAR OLD MICHELLE." THEN JORDAN SAID, "I KNOW THAT THIS YEAR HAS FLOWN BY SO FAST, & HE'S FINALLY WALKING ON HIS OWN." THEN AUTUMN SAID, "I'M SO GLAD TO HEAR THAT HE'S FINALLY WALKING ON HIS OWN. I REMEMBER A WEEK AGO WHEN HE WAS HOLDING ONTO THINGS TO WALK." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "I KNOW HE AIN'T A BABY NO MORE, BUT HE'LL ALWAYS BE MY BABY THOUGH." THEN AUTUMN SAID, "HERE LOOK AT HIS CAKE, & IT TURNED OUT THE WAY THAT YOU WANTED IT MICHELLE PLUS HERE'S HIS SMASH CAKE AT NO CHARGE, & WOULD YOU WANT US TO DELIVER HIS CAKE, OR ARE YOU TAKING IT WITH YOU RIGHT NOW?" THEN JORDAN SAID, "WE WOULD LIKE TO HAVE IT DELIVERED AUTUMN, & WE'LL TAKE THE SMASH CAKE THOUGH." THEN AUTUMN SAID, "NO PROBLEM & WHAT TIME IS HIS PARTY TODAY?" THEN JORDAN SAID, "HIS PARTY AIN'T UNTIL 6PM AUTUMN & YOU'RE MORE THAN WELCOME TO COME TO HIS PARTY." THEN WHEN THEY GOT TO WALMART TO PICK UP DANTE'S CAR JORDAN SAID, "WHAT'S WRONG BABE, CAUSE YOU LOOK LIKE YOUR HAVE ALOT ON YOUR MIND MICHELLE?" THEN MICHELLE SAID, "JUST THINKING HOW FAST THIS PAST YEAR WENT BY FAST, & HOW FAST HE'S GROWING UP THAT'S ALL BABE." THEN JORDAN SAID, "I KNOW & I MISSED THE FIRST 2 WEEKS OF THAT LITTLE BOYS LIFE LAST YEAR & WHEN I GOT HOME I MADE UP FOR THOSE 2 WEEKS." AS JORDAN WAS FIGHTING TO PUT THE CAR IN THE CAR, MICHELLE SAID, "ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T NEED ANY HELP BABE, CAUSE I CAN HELP JORDAN?" THEN JORDAN SAID, "NO BABE I DON'T NEED HELP, CAUSE IT'S FINALLY IN THE DAMN CAR BABE." THEN MICHELLE'S CELL PHONE BEGAN TO RING & WHEN SHE ANSWERED THE PHONE HER MOTHER SAID, "HEY SWEETIE WHERE IN THE WORLD ARE YOU & JORDAN AT, CAUSE I WAS JUST WONDERING MICHELLE?" THEN MICHELLE SAID, "WE'RE JUST LEAVING WALMART MOM, WHY YOU ASK WHERE WE WERE AT MOM?" THEN KATHERINE SAID, "OK THEN I'LL SEE YOU WHEN YOU GET HOME MICHELLE. I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW FAST DANTE HAS GROWN UP IN THE LAST YEAR, & I GIVE HIM ABOUT A WEEK & HE'LL BE WALKING MICHELLE." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "I AGREE MOM, CAUSE HE'S HOLDING ONTO EVERYTHING & WALKING THAT WAY MOM." THEN WHEN JORDAN & MICHELLE PULLED INTO THE DRIVEWAY, JORDAN SAID, "I HOPE THIS DAMN CAR COMES OUT BETTER THAN IT WENT IN." THEN AS JORDAN WAS FIGHTING TO GET THE MICKEY MOUSE CAR OUT OF THE BACKSEAT, JONATHAN SAID, "WATCH OUT BRO, LETS SEE IF I CAN GET IT OUT." THEN AS JONATHAN HAD THE CAR OUT OF THE BACKSEAT WITH EASE, & NO PROBLEM AT ALL. THEN WHEN MICHELLE WALKED INTO THE HOUSE, HER MOTHER SAID, "DON'T SAY A WORD, CAUSE I JUST PUT DANTE DOWN FOR A NAP MICHELLE. ANYWAYS WHY WAS JORDAN YELLING AT THE CAR SWEETIE?" THEN MICHELLE SAID, "JORDAN WAS TRYING TO TO TAKE THE MICKEY MOUSE CAR OUT OF THE BACKSEAT MOM. BUT HIS LOVELY BROTHER HELPED HIM GET IT OUT WITH NO DAMN PROBLEM. HELL YOU SHOULD OF SEE HIM AT WALMART PUTTING IT IN THE DAMN CAR MO. BUT THE WAY WHERE'S DADDY AT MOM, CAUSE I WAS JUST WONDERING?" THEN MICHELLE'S MOM SAID, "HE'LL BE HERE BEFORE THE PARTY STARTS SWEETIE, CAUSE THIS IS ONE BIRTHDAY PARTY THAT HE WON'T MISS. THAT LITTLE BOY MEANS THE WORLD TO YOUR FATHER MICHELLE DEAR. PLUS YOU'RE OUT FIRST ONE TO GIVE US A GRANDCHILD MICHELLE." THEN JORDAN WALKED IN THE KITCHEN & SAID, "NEXT TIME I'M HAVING THAT CAR DELIVERED, CAUSE THAT WAS A BITCH TO GET OUT OF THE BACKSEAT." THEN MARLENE SAID, "JORDAN KEEP YOUR VOICE DOWN, CAUSE DANTE IS TAKE A NAP. PLUS I'M GLAD THAT HE'S SLEEPING, CAUSE HE WAS CRANKY WHILE YOU 2 WERE GONE." THEN JORDAN SAID, "HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT MY SON WAS CRANKY WHILE WE WERE GONE MOM?" THEN KATHERINE SAID, "THAT LITTLE BOY WAS SCREAMING & CRYING FOR ALMOST A HOUR FOR NO REASON. PLUS HE WAS PULLING ON HIS RIGHT HEAR AGAIN MICHELLE." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "I HOPE TO GOD THAT HE'S NOT GETTING ANOTHER EAR INFECTION, CAUSE I HOPE HE ISN'T." THEN JORDAN SAID, "DID YOU GIVE HIM ANY TYLONEL MOM?" THEN MARLENE SAID, "YES WE DID, CAUSE HE WAS SO CRANKY & I JUST WANTED TO STRANGLE HIM THOUGH. SO PLEASE KEEP YOUR VOICES DOWN SO THAT LITTLE BOY CAN SLEEP RIGHT NOW JORDAN, & THAT GOES FOR YOU ALSO JONATHAN." THEN JONATHAN SAID, "I KNOW NOT TO WAKE THAT LITTLE BOY UP MOM. HELL I REMEMBER THE ONE TIME WHEN SOMEONE WOKE THAT LITTLE BOY UP FROM A NAP, & IT SURE WASN'T PRETTY AT ALL." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "NO IT WASN'T, CAUSE I WANTED TO KILL JONATHAN FOR WAKING THAT LITTLE BOY. PLUS I MADE HIM ALSO PUT DANTE BACK TO SLEEP, & NOW HE KNOW'S TO KEEP HIS MOUTH SHUT." THEN JORDAN SAID, "I REALLY HOPE HE LIKES THIS MICKEY MOUSE CAR." THEN WHILE THEY WERE ALL SITTING IN THE KITCHEN, JOEY CAME IN THE DOOR & SAID, "HELLO MOM, WHERE'S DAD AT?" THEN MICHELLE SAID, "KEEP YOUR VOICE DOWN JOEY, CAUSE DANTE IS SLEEPING & I DON'T WANT HIM WOKEN UP AT ALL." THEN JOEY JOE SAID, "SORRY SIS DIDN'T REALIZE THAT DANTE WAS SLEEPING." THEN JORDAN SAID, "DANTE HAS BEEN CRANKY LATELY, CAUSE HE HASN'T BEEN FEELING GOOD JOEY. BABE YOU OK, CAUSE YOU DON'T LOOK TO HAPPY RIGHT NOW?" THEN MICHELLE SAID, "DAMN HE'S UP, I'LL BE BACK WITH DANTE & JOEY YOU CAN DEAL WITH HIM, CAUSE I'M NOT DEALING WITH HIM BEING CRANKY TODAY." THEN JORDAN SAID, "COME ON I'LL GO WITH YOU TO GET DANTE BABE." THEN WHEN MICHELLE & JORDAN WALKED UPSTAIRS TO GET DANTE, CAUSE HE WAS WIDE AWAKE & CRYING HIS EYES OUT. THEN MICHELLE SAID, "COME HERE BABY, & DAMN ARE YOU BURNING UP DANTE. JORDAN CAN YOU GET THE THERMOMETER, CAUSE I THINK HE HAS A FEVOR BABE." SO WHEN JORDAN HANDED MICHELLE THE THERMOMETER, & MICHELLE SAID, "JORDAN HE HAS A FEVOR OF 101.2." THEN JORDAN SAID, "TODAY IS NOT THE DAY TO GET SICK LITTLE MAN, HERE GET HIM DRESSED, & WE'LL TAKE HIM TO THE HOSPITAL & SEE WHAT'S WRONG WITH OUR LITTLE MAN." THEN WHEN BOTH JORDAN & MICHELLE CAME DOWNSTAIRS WITH DANTE & THEN MICHELLE SAID, "HERE HAVE FUN WITH YOUR NEPHEW, CAUSE I HAVE ALOT TO DO BEFORE HIS PARTY." THEN JOEY JOE SAID, "THAT'S FINE SIS, GIVE ME DANTE, CAUSE I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM IN A COUPLE OF WEEKS MICHELLE. MICHELLE DO YOU REALIZE THAT HE'S BURNING UP SIS?" THEN JORDAN SAID, "NO SHIT, MOM WILL YOU GO WITH UP TO THE HOSPITAL OR YOU JUST WANT TO STAY HERE & FINISH SETTING UP FOR HIS PARTY?" THEN MARLENE SAID, "I'LL JUST STAY HERE, & FINISH SETTING UP FOR HIS PARTY." THEN JOEY JOE SAID, "I'LL GO WITH YINS, IF THAT'S OK?" THEN MICHELLE SAID, "THAT'S FINE, CAUSE YOU ARE THE ONLY THAT GOT HIM CALMED DOWN SINCE I BOUGHT HIM DOWNSTAIRS." TTHEN WHEN THEY PUT HIM IN HIS CAR SEAT, DANTE STARTED SCREAMING. THEN WHEN JOEY JOE SAID, HEY BUDDY IT'S OK WE'RE GOING TO THE DOCTORS TO SEE WHAT'S WRONG.' THEN MICHELLE SAID, "GIVE HIM THIS, CAUSE IT HAS HIS JUICE THAT HE LIKES, & DO YOU HAVE HIS BINIKIE JOEY?" THEN JOEY JOE SAID, "YES I HAVE IT RIGHT HERE SIS, & I'M GOING TO GIVE IT TO HIM RIGHT NOW. HERE BUDDY UNCLE JOEY IS TRYING TO GIVE YOU, YOUR BINKIE BABY. WHY ARE YOU PULLING AT YOUR RIGHT EAR BUDDY DOES IT HURT BUDDY?" THEN MICHELLE SAID, "I HOPE HE ISN'T GETTING ANOTHER EAR INFECTION AGAIN, CAUSE I HATE WHEN MY LITTLE MAN HAS AN EAR INFECTION." THEN JORDAN SAID, "IT'S OK DANTE WERE ALMOST AT THE DOCTORS." ONCE JORDAN PARKED THE CAR JOEY JOE SAID, "COME HERE UNCLE JOE WILL YOU, CAUSE YOU ONLY WANT ME RIGHT NOW BUDDY." SO WHEN JOEY TOOK DANTE OUT OF HIS CAR SEAT, HE CALMED DOWN. THEN MICHELLE SAID, "DO YOU HAVE TO GO HOME, CAN'T YOU MOVE IN WITH US JOEY, CAUSE WHEN HE DON'T FEEL GOOD YOU CALM HIM DOWN BRO." THEN JOEY JOE SAID, "I WISH I COULD, BUT YOU KNOW I'M JUST PHONE CALL AWAY SIS. PLUS I'M ONLY GOING TO BE A 5 MINUTE CAR RIDE AWAY." THEN WHEN THEY FINALLY SEEN THE DOCTOR, THE DOCTOR SAID, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ON HIS FIRST BIRTHDAY MICHELLE?" THEN MICHELLE SAID, "HE'S PULLING AT HIS RIGHT EAR ONCE AGAIN, & I'M HOPING THAT IT'S JUST HIS TEETH." THEN THE DOCTOR LOOKED RIGHT AT DANTE'S RIGHT EAR & SAID, "WELL, HE HAS ANOTHER EAR INFECTION AGAIN, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE IT JUST STARTED." THEN JORDAN SAID, "THANK GOD THAT WE DID CATCH THIS EARLY THEN." THEN WHEN THEY GOT HOME, MARLENE SAID, "HEY WHAT DID THE DOCTOR SAY JORDAN?" THEN MICHELLE SAID, "HE'S STARTING TO GET ANOTHER EAR INFECTION AGAIN MOM." THEN JORDAN SAID, "YES WE CAUGHT IT IN TIME BEFORE IT GOT ANY WORSE MOM & I HATE IT WHEN MY LITTLE MAN IS SICK. BUT SHE GAVE HIM MEDICINETHAT MAKES HIS LITTLE BUTT SLEEPY." THEN JOEY JOE SAID, "HOPEFULLY DANTE WILL BE UP FOR HIS BIRTHDAY PARTY TONIGHT." THEN JONATHAN WALKED IN THE DOOR & SAID, "WHERE'S THE BIRTHDAY BOY AT?" THEN JORDAN SAID, "KEEP YOUR VOICE DOWN, CAUSE HE'S SLEEPING CAUSE WE JUST GOT HOME NOT TO LONG AGO, & YES ONCE AGAIN HE HAS AN EAR INFECTION." THEN JONATHAN SAID, "I'M SORRY I CAME IN YELLING, & ASKING WHERE MY NEPHEW WAS AT." THEN MICHELLE WALKED IN THE ROOM & SAID, "WELL I DON'T HAVE TO ASK WHO CAME IN THE HOUSE SCREAMING & ASKING FOR HIM NEPHEW. SO WHERE'S THAT ASSHOLE YOU'VE BEEN DATING, & IF I EVER HEAR THAT HE PUT HIS HAND ON YOU AGAIN I'M GOING TO KICK HIS ASS." THEN JONATHAN SAID, "WELL THAT ISN'T GOING TO HAPPEN ANYMORE, CAUSE HE'S IN JAIL, & HE CAN ROT IN THERE FOR ALL I CARE." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "WHAT THE HELL IS JASON IN JAIL FOR BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF YOU JONATHAN?" THEN JONATHAN SAID,"THAT & OTHER THINGS MICHELLE. SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THAT NO GOOD ASSHOLE & HOPEFULLY I DO FINE SOMEONE WHO LOVES ME FOR ME."
