AS DANTE WAS GETTING READY TO GO OVER HIS BEST FRIENDS DADS HOUSE, DANTE SAID, "MOMMY I WAS WONDERING IF AFTER THE GAME ON SUNDAY, CAN WE GO & SEE AUNT TIFFANY & UNCLE DANNY BECAUSE I WAS JUST WONDERING?" THEN MICHELLE SAID, "I WAS THINKING ABOUT GOING OVER TO AUNT TIFFANY'S & UNCLE DANNY'S, BECAUSE YOU KNOW THAT WE USUALLY GO OVER THERE AFTER A GAME ON SUNDAYS." THEN DANTE SAID, "I KNOW THAT ANTHONY IS HAPPY THAT HIS DADDY IS GOING TO BE THERE THIS SUNDAY, & DID YOU HEAR THAT HIS PARENTS ARE GETTING BACK TOGETHER, BECAUSE THAT WAS ANTHONY WAS TELLING ME MOMMY. HEY ERIC, WHY ARE YOU SO FUSSY, RIGHT NOW, & HERE IS YOUR FAVORITE TOY THAT I GOT YOU, & WHERE IS DADDY AT THIS MORNING MOMMY?" THEN JORDAN WALKED IN THE ROOM & SAID, "JUST GETTING READY TO GO & GET STARBUCKS THIS MORNING & ERIC YOU REALLY LIKE THAT TOY THAT YOUR BROTHER GAVE YOU, CAUSE EVERYTIME I SEE YOU, YOU HAVE THAT TOY." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "LETS GO & GET STARBUCKS, BECAUSE WE HAVE TO DROP HIM OFF OVER AT ROB'S, & DANTE JUST TOLD ME THAT ROB & CARRISA ARE GETTING BACK TOGETHER, SO SHE MUST OF TOOK OUR ADVICE & TOLD ANTHONY THAT THEY ARE GETTING BACK TOGETHER." THEN JORDAN SAID, "ARE WE STOPPING TO GET ANTHONY FIRST BEFORE WE GO TO ROB'S, BECAUSE I WAS JUST WONDERING BABY?" THEN BEFORE MICHELLE SAID ANYTHING, HER PHONE RANG & WHEN SHE ANSWERED IT CARRISA SAID, "GUESS WHO'S MOVING BACK IN THIS WEEKEND MICHELLE, & ANTHONY IS HAPPY?" THEN MICHELLE SAID, "ROB IS MOVING BACK IN THIS WEEKEND & YOU KNOW THAT DANTE IS SPENDING THE WEEKEND WITH Y'ALL IF THAT IS, OK?" THEN CARRISA SAID, "THAT IS MORE THAN OK, BECAUSE THAT IS ALL ANTHONY HAS BEEN TALKING ABOUT IS HIS DAD MOVING BACK HOME & HIS BEST FRIEND COMING FOR THE WHOLE WEEKEND." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "OK HE'S ABOUT PACKED, BECAUSE HE CAN'T WAIT UNTIL HE GETS THERE BECAUSE HE WANTS TO SPEND TIME WITH HIS BEST FRIEND." THEN CARRISA SAID, "I KNOW CAUSE ANTHONY HAS BEEN CLEANING UP HIS ROOM SO DANTE CAN SPEND THE WHOLE WEEKEND WITH HIM & HE JUST GOT ANOTHER TWIN BED IN HIS ROOM & NOW HE KEEPS IT CLEAN CAUSE OF THE BED." THEN JORDAN SAID, "WELL LET'S GO BECAUSE I WANT STARBUCKS CAUSE AFTER WE DROP HIM OFF, I HAVE TO GO TO THE STUDIO & THEY WERE ASKING ABOUT ERIC, BECAUSE THEY HAVEN'T SEEN HIM IN AWHILE." SO, WHEN MICHELLE HUNG UP THE PHONE & GOT IN THE CAR DANTE SAID, "MOMMY, CAN I HAVE MY DRINK FROM STARBUCKS THAT I LIKE, BECAUSE I WAS JUST WONDERING?" THEN JORDAN SAID, "YOU SURE CAN HAVE YOUR FAVORITE DRINK FROM STARBUCKS, & BABY WHAT'S WRONG, BECAUSE YOU HAVE THAT LOOK ON YOUR FACE THAT SOMETHING IS WRONG." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "YOUR SISTER IS BEING FUNNY, & SHE IS A NUT, & DANNY IS READY TO RING HER NECK." THEN DANNY CALLED & SAID, "WOULD YOU LIKE TO TAKE THIS CRAZY LADY FOR THE DAY, BECAUSE SHE IS TOO HYPER FOR ME TODAY, & I'M READY TO KILL HER RIGHT NOW?" THEN MICHELLE SAID, "HELL NO I DON'T WANT HER AT ALL, CAUSE I AIN'T EVEN GOING TO BE HOME BECAUSE I AM GOING OUT WITH JORDAN FOR THE DAY." THEN DANNY SAID, "THANKS ALOT CAUSE I'M ABOUT TO STRANGLE HER, BECAUSE SHE HAD ABOUT MAYBE 4 STARBUCKS ENERGY DRINKS TODAY, & I TOLD HER NOT TO DRINK ALL 4 OF THEM." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "SHE DIDN'T LEARN FROM THE LAST TIME THAT SHE DRANK 4 STARBUCKS ENERGY DRINKS, BECAUSE SHE WAS SO HYPER & THE NEXT DAY, SHE SAID FELT LIKE SHE HAD ONE HELL OF A HANGOVER FROM DRINKING ALL THAT STARBUCKS." THEN DANNY SAID, "I DON'T THINK THAT SHE DID LEARN HER LESSON, CAUSE IF SHE WAKES UP TOMORROW MORNING WITH A STARBUCKS HANGOVER, SHE'S ON HER OWN." THEN TIFFANY SAID, "I AIN'T HYPER I'M JUST IN A VERY GOOD MOOD TODAY, & WHAT ARE THE KIDS DOING, BECAUSE I WAS JUST WONDERING SIS?" THEN MICHELLE SAID, "WE ARE GOING TO DROP DANTE OFF AT ANTHONY'S & THEN WE'RE GOING TO STUDIO BECAUSE EVERYONE WANTS TO SEE HOW BIG ERIC IS GETTING. DID YOU HEAR THAT ROB & CARRISA ARE GETTING BACK TOGETHER, CAUSE ROB IS MOVING BACK HOME THIS WEEKEND WHILE DANTE IS THERE HAVING FUN WITH ANTHONY?" THEN TIFFANY SAID, "SHE KIND OF TOLD ME THE OTHER DAY BUT I WASN'T REALLY PAYING ANY ATTENTION WHEN SHE TOLD ME THAT, & I'M HAPPY THAT THEY ARE GETTING BACK TOGETHER, & ARE YINS COMING HERE SUNDAY AFTER THE HOCKEY GAME BECAUSE YOU KNOW THAT DANNY ALWAYS DOES A COOKOUT?" THEN MICHELLE SAID, "SURE WE ARE COMING OVER, BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT WE DO AFTER EVERY SINGLE SUNDY HOCKEY GAME & ARE YINS MAKING THE STEAK ON THE GRILL THAT DANNY JUST BOUGHT THE OTER DAY, BECAUSE I TOLD HIM THAT IT WOULD TASTE REALLY GOOD ON THE GRILL." THEN DANNY SAID, "HELL YEA I'M GOING TO COOK THAT STEAK ON THE GRILL, BECAUSE THEY ARE CUT TO THE RIGHT SIZE THAT THEY SHOULD BE CUT TO & WHY IS ERIC CRYING IN THE BACKGROUND, CAUSE MY LITTLE MAN SHOULDN'T BE CRYING LIKE THAT." THEN DANTE SAID, "MOMMY SOMEONE NEEDS IS BUM CHANGED, CAUSE IT SMELLS LIKE HE POOPED IN HIS DIAPER, & IT REALLY STINKS." THEN JORDAN SAID, "WELL WE'RE ALMOST AT CARRISA'S & WE WILL CHANGE HIS BUTT THERE & BOY YOU REALLY REALLY STINK WHAT CRAWLED UP YOUR BUTT, & DIED?" THEN MICHELLE SAID, "ROLL THE WINDOWS DOWN, CAUSE HIS ASS REALLY STINKS RIGHT NOW, & IT'S OK ERIC WE'RE ALMOST THERE, BECAUSE I KNOW THAT YOU DON'T LIKE POOPY DIAPERS. TIFFANY, I WILL CALL YOU BACK AS SOON AS WE LEAVE CARRISA'S BECAUSE I HAVE TO GO INSIDE & CHANGE HIS STINKY ASS, BECAUSE IT REALLY STINKS." THEN WHEN MICHELLE GOT OFF OF THE PHONE WITH TIFFANY, SHE CALLED CARRISA & SAID, "I NEED TO WARN YOU I HAVE TO CHANGE ERIC'S BUTT BECAUSE HE JUST TOOK ONE HELL OF A SHIT & HE STINKS." SO, WHEN PULLED IN FRONT OF CARRISA'S, ANTHONY SAID, "MOMMY DANTE'S HERE & HE LOOKS LIKE HE WANTED OUT OF THAT CAR REALLY FAST." THEN WHEN MICHELLE WALKED INTO THE HOUSE, CARRISA SAID, "DAMN MICHELLE YOU WASN'T KIDDING ABOUT ERIC NEEDING HIS BUTT CHANGED, & WHAT CRAWLED UP IN HIM & DIED?" THEN WHEN MICHELLE WENT STRAIGHT TO CARRISA'S DEN TO CHANGE ERIC'S BUTT & THEN CARRISA SAID, "YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME THAT LITTLE PIECE OF POOP STUNK THAT BAD." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "I KNOW & HE STUNK THE WHOLE DAMN CAR UP, BECAUSE HE WAS SCREAMING LIKE SOMEONE WAS HURTING HIM." THEN CARRISA SAID, "HE IS SUCH A HAPPY BABY THOUGH & I CAN TELL THAT HE DON'T LIKE POOPY DIAPERS AT ALL." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "NO HE DOESN'T LIKE POOPY DIAPERS AT ALL, CAUSE AS SOON AS HE POOPS, HE STARTS CRYING, BECAUSE HE WANTS OUT OF THAT DIAPER AS SOON AS POSSIBLE, & DANTE WAS THE SAME WAY WHEN HE WAS A BABY. HELL, I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT MY LITTLE BOY IS 8 YEARS OLD ALREADY, & HE'S JUST GROWING UP WAY TO FAST & LOOKING MORE & MORE LIKE HIS DADDY." THEN CARRISA SAID, "I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT DANTE GROWING UP LOOK AT ANTHONY, & HE'S ALSO LOOKING MORE & MORE LIKE HIS FATHER ALSO. PLUS, THERE MIGHT BE A POSSIBILITY THAT I MIGHT BE PREGNANT WITH ANOTHER BABY BUT I AIN'T FOR SURE CAUSE MY PERIOD IS MONTH LATE & I HAVE A DOCTORS APPOINTMENT ON MONDAY TO FIND OUT FOR SURE & IF I AM ROB WILL BE HAPPY & SO WILL ANTHONY BE HAPPY TO BE A BIG BROTHER." THEN AS MICHELLE WAS GETTING ERIC DRESSED, SHE SAID, "IF YOU ARE PREGNANT WHAT ARE YOU HOPING THAT YOU HAVE BESIDES A HEALTHY BABY CARRISA?" THEN CARRISA SAID, "I WANT A DAUGHTER THIS TIME BECAUSE YOU KNOW THAT I THOUGHT THAT ANTHONY WAS LITTLE GIRL, BUT I'M HAPPY THAT I HAD A SON FIRST, CAUSE IF I AM PREGNANT WITH A LITTLE PRINCESS THIS TIME AROUND, SO I CAN SPOIL HER JUST LIKE ROB SPOILED ANTHONY." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "I DIDN'T CARE WHAT I WAS HAVING THE FIRST TIME AS LONG AS IT WAS A HEALTHY BABY, & I WAS HAPPY THAT I GOT DANTE & JORDAN WASN'T AROUND FOR THE FIRST TWO WEEKS OF HIS LIFE BECAUSE HE WAS ON TOUR IN JAPAN & KOREA BUT AT LEAST HE WAS HERE TO SEE THAT BOY BE BORN." THEN CARRISA SAID, "I REMEMBER THAT CAUSE YOU WERE NOT A HAPPY CAMPER THAT HE HAD TO LEAVE 19 HOURS AFTER DANTE WAS BORN TO GO ON TOUR." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "I WASN'T HAPPY I WAS SUPPOSE TO GO WITH HIM BUT COULDN'T GO CAUSE OF JUST HAVING A BABY, BUT WE DID SKYPE ALOT, SO HE COULD DANTE EVERY CHANCE THAT HE GOT & HE SAID IF HE HAS TO DO THAT AGAIN WE ARE ALL GOING WITH HIM, CAUSE HE WAS MISSING US & I WAS DEFINITELY MISSING HIM, BUT HE CALLED US EVERY CHANCE THAT GOT, CAUSE IT WAS THE ONLY WAY TO SEE HIS SON FOR THE FIRST TWO WEEKS OF HIS LIFE." THEN WHEN THEY WALKED INTO THE LIVING ROOM, DANTE SAID, "MOMMY CAN I BURY THAT DIAPER, CAUSE IT REALLY STUNK THE WHOLE CAR UP, & HE'S SLEEPING AFTER YOU CHANGED HIS BUTT?" THEN MICHELLE SAID, "IT WAS A LITTLE CHUNK OF POOP THAT STUNK THAT BAD, & YOU USE TO DO THE SAME THING WHEN YOU WERE HIS AGE BUDDY, & DON'T WAKE HIM UP, BECAUSE HE JUST FELL ASLEEP & HIS TEETH ARE STARTING TO BOTHER HIM TODAY."
