AS MICHELLE & TIFFANY WAS GETTING DRESSED JORDAN WALKED INTO THE BEDROOM & SAID, "BABY DANTE IS NOT GOING TO BE A HAPPY CAMPER RIGHT NOW, CAUSE JONATHAN CAN'T MAKE IT TONIGHT. SO WHATEVER YINS DO PLEASE DON'T TELL DANTE THAT JONATHAN CAN'T COME OVER TONIGHT TO WATCH HIM & ERIC TONIGHT." BUT BEFORE MICHELLE COULD SAY ANYTHING, DANTE SAID, "WHAT YOU MEAN THAT MY UNCLE JONATHAN CAN'T COME OVER HERE TONIGHT. UNCLE JONATHAN PROMISED ME THE OTHER NIGHT THAT HE WAS COMING OVER TO WATCH ME & ERIC." THEN DANTE RAN TO HIS ROOM, CAUSE HE WAS COUNTING ON SPENDING THE NIGHT WITH HIS UNCLE JONATHAN. THEN JORDAN SAID, "I GOT THIS I'LL GO & CALM HIM DOWN, CAUSE HE WAS REALLY COUNTING ON JONATHAN COMING OVER TONIGHT, & BABY YOU LOOK HOT AS HELL IN THAT COSTUME." THEN WHEN JORDAN WALKED INTO DANTE'S ROOM & SAID, "HEY BUDDY I KNOW THAT YOU WANTED UNCLE JONATHAN TO COME OVER TONIGHT, BUT HE CALLED & SAID THAT HE HAS A BAD COLD & DON'T WANT TO GET YOU & YOUR BABY BROTHER SICK, BUT HE DID SAY THAT IF YOU WANT TO SPEND THE WEEKEND WITH HIM NEXT WEEKEND YOU CAN." THEN DANTE SAID, "NO I WANT TO SPEND TONIGHT WITH UNCLE JONATHAN TONIGHT & NOT NEXT WEEKEND." THEN MICHELLE WALKED INTO DANTE'S ROOM & SAID, "I KNOW THAT YOU WANTED TO SPEND TONIGHT WITH UNCLE JONATHAN TONIGHT BUDDY, BUT HE DON'T WANT TO GET YOU & YOUR BABY BROTHER SICK, SO THAT IS WHY HE SAID THAT YOU CAN SPEND THE WHOLE WEEKEND WITH HIM NEXT WEEKEND OK SWEETIE." THEN DANTE SAID, "I KNOW THAT MOMMY, BUT HE PROMISED THAT HE WOULD COME & SPEND TONIGHT WITH ME HERE TONIGHT & DON'T YOU THINK THAT YOUR OUTFIT IS TO SHORT MOMMY?" THEN JORDAN SAID, "NO IT'S NOT TO SHORT BUDDY, CAUSE THAT IS WHAT A FRENCH MAID COSTUME LOOKS LIKE & I LIKE MOMMY IN IT." THEN DANTE SAID, "I KNOW THAT & MOMMY LOOKS VERY PRETTY IN THAT COSTUME, & WHAT IS AUNT TIFFANY GOING AS, CAUSE I WAS JUST WONDERING?" THEN BEFORE MICHELLE SAID ANYTHING, TIFFANY WALKED INTO DANTE'S ROOM & SAID, "I'M GOING AS A CHEERLEADER, & UNCLE DANNY IS GOING AS A FOOTBALL PLAYER, & CAN YOU GUESS WHAT TEAM DANTE?" THEN DANTE SAID, "THE ONLY TEAM THAT WE CHEER FOR IN THIS HOUSE IS THE NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS, & MOMMY DON'T LIKE THE PATRIOTS, CAUSE SHE LIKES THE DALLAS COWBOYS." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "WELL I DON'T LIKE THE PATRIOTS AT ALL & AT LEAST MY TEAM DOESN'T CHEAT TO WIN THE SUPER BOWL." THEN JORDAN SAID, "I STILL SAY THAT THE PATRIOTS DIDN'T CHEAT LAST SEASON TO WIN THE SUPERBOWL BABY, CAUSE I THINK THEY WON FAIR & SQUARE." THEN WHEN MICHELLE & TIFFANY WALKED DOWNSTAIRS, MARLENE LOOKED RIGHT AT MICHELLE & SAID, "WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING IN THAT COSTUME, CAUSE THAT IS WAY TO SHORT FOR YOU TO WEAR OUT OF THIS HOUSE TONIGHT, & ERIC WOULD AGREE IF HE COULD TALK." THEN JORDAN SAID, "MOM SHE IS ONLY WEARING IT FOR ONE NIGHT & THEN NO MORE, CAUSE I THINK THAT SHE LOOKS SO DAMN SEXY IN THAT COSTUME." THEN ERIC STARTED SCREAMING CAUSE HE DIDN'T WANT HIS MOMMY TO GO OUT FOR THE EVENING BUT MCHELLE JUST NEEDED TO GET OUT OF THE HOUSE WITH JORDAN FOR THE EVENING, CAUSE THEY HAVEN'T BEEN OUT SINCE ABOUT BEFORE THEY KNEW THAT MICHELLE WAS PREGNANT WITH ERIC. SO WHEN MICHELLE PICKED UP ERIC, HE GRABBED AHOLD OF HER & WASN'T LETTING GO, CAUSE HE DIDN'T WANT HIS MOMMY TO GO OUT FOR THE EVENING. THEN MICHELLE SAID, "HEY BUDDY I KNOW THAT YOU DON'T FEEL GOOD, & IF YOU'RE FEVER DOESN'T BREAK, GRANDMA BETTER CALL ME IF IT DOESN'T BREAK THIS EVENING BABY." THEN JORDAN SAID, "HERE LET ME HOLD HIM FOR A MINUTE, CAUSE IF I'M HOLDING HIM HE'LL TAKE THE TYLENOL FOR YOU BABE. SO COME HERE BUDDY, SO MOMMY CAN GIVE YOU MEDICINE TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER." THEN DANTE SAID, "WELL SINCE ERIC HAS A COLD WHY CAN'T UNCLE JONATHAN COME & WATCH US TONIGHT MOMMY?" THEN JORDAN SAID, "DANTE RIGHT NOW ISN'T THE TIME TO ASK THAT QUESTION, & WHAT UNCLE JONATHAN IS SICK WITH IS WORSE THAN THE COLD YOUR BABY BROTHER HAS. SO YOU HAVE NANA HERE TONIGHT & YOU BETTER BEHAVE CAUSE SHE WILL CALL ME OR MOMMY IF YOU TRY & ACT UP. I CAN'T SEEM TO GET ERIC OUT OF YOU ARMS CAUSE HE HAS A DEATH GRIP ON YOUR COSTUME RIGHT NOW BABY, I WILL BE VERY CAREFUL THAT YOU DON'T WEAR THE TYLENOL ONCE AGAIN." THEN MARLENE SAID, "WHAT YOU MEAN WEAR TYLENOL ONCE AGAIN JORDAN?" THEN MICHELLE SAID, "THE OTHER DAY WHEN JORDAN WAS TRYING TO GIVE HIM TYLENOL, HE ENDED SPILLING THE TYLENOL DOWN THE FRONT OF MY SHIRT THAT I LOVE TO WEAR ALL THE TIME, & I HAD TO PUT IT IN THE WASHER REAL QUICK CAUSE I DIDN'T WANT MY FAVORITE SHIRT STAINED." THEN MARLENE SAID, "HERE GIVE THAT & I'LL SHOW YOU HOW I GIVE HIM TYLENOL JORDAN, & NOT MICHELLE'S SHIRT." THEN WHEN MARLENE SHOWED JORDAN HOW TO GIVE ERIC TYLENOL, JORDAN SAID, "HEY MOMMY HAS TO GIVE YOU TO NANA, & MOM DO ME THE BIGGEST FAVOR & CALL ME IF DANTE ACTS UP, CAUSE TOMORROW HE WON'T LIKE HIS PUNISHMENT & HE WON'T GO OVER UNCLE JONATHAN'S NEXT WEEKEND." THEN MARLENE SAID, "I WILL LET YOU KNOW CAUSE HE KNOWS NOT TO ACT UP WITH ME HERE, CAUSE HE KNOWS THAT I WON'T PUT UP WITH HIS CRAP. HERE GIVE ME ERIC CAUSE HE'S ASLEEP IN YOUR ARMS, & I KNOW THAT YINS WANT TO GET GOING." THEN WHILE THEY WERE LEAVING THE HOUSE, DANTE CAME RUNNING DOWN THE STAIRS & SAID, "I WANT TO GO TO UNCLE JONATHAN'S MOMMY, CAUSE I WANT TO SEE HIM." THEN JORDAN SAID, "WELL BEHAVE FOR NANA & MAYBE YOU CAN GO & SPEND THE WHOLE WEEKEND WITH HIM BUDDY." THEN DANTE SAID, "I WANT TO GO NOW I DON'T WANT TO STAY WITH MY NANA,M CAUSE I WANT MY UNCLE JONATHAN DADDY." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "YOU'RE NOT GOING TO UNCLE JONATHAN'S TONIGHT, CAUSE HE'S SICK, & IF YOU KEEP MOUTHING YOU WON'T GO NEXT WEEKEND." THEN DANTE GOT MAD & WENT BACK UPSTAIRS TO HIS ROOM, CAUSE HE WASN'T TO HAPPY THAT HE COULDN'T SEE HIS UNCLE JONATHAN CAUSE HE WAS SICK. THEN WHEN THEY WERE IN THE CAR, DANNY SAID, "I SEE DANTE BEING THE ONE THAT'S GOING TO TRY TO GET AWAY WITH SHIT, CAUSE YOU TWO AIN'T GOING TO LET THAT HAPPEN AT ALL." THEN JORDAN SAID, "THAT BOY THINKS HE CAN DO WHAT HE WANTS WHEN HE WANTS & IS THAT MOM CALLING BABY?" THEN MICHELLE SAID, "NO IT'S JONATHAN, & HOLD THAT THOUGHT SO I CAN SEE WHAT HE WANTS BABE." THEN JONATHAN SAID, "HEY WHERE ARE YINS AT, CAUSE I WAS JUST WONDERING, CAUSE MOM JUST CALLED HERE & SAID THAT DANTE IS SAYING THAT HE WANTS TO COME HERE, CAUSE HE WANTS TO SPEND TIME WITH ME THIS WEEKEND." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "I TOLD DANTE THAT HE CAN'T SPEND TIME WITH YOU THIS WEEKEND, CAUSE YOU'RE SICK & YOU DIDN'T EXPECT TO GET SICK THIS WEEKEND, & YOU SHOULDN'T OF MADE A PROMISE TO HIM ABOUT SPENDING TIME WITH HIM TONIGHT, CAUSE HE IS JUST LIKE HIS MOTHER WHEN YOU MAKE A PROMISE TO HIM YOU BETTER KEEP IT, BUT YOU COULDN'T HELP IT THAT YOU ENDED UP SICK THIS WEEKEND." THEN JORDAN SAID, "HEY CALL MOM BACK & TELL HER TO TELL DANTE THAT IF HE DOESN'T CALM DOWN ABOUT SPENDING TIME WITH YOU THIS WEEKED HE WON'T COME OVER YOUR PLACE NEXT WEEKEND JON." THEN JONATHAN SAID, "I ALREADY SAID THAT BUT DANTE WAS IN THE BACKGROUND CRYING THAT HE WANTED TO SEE ME THIS WEEKEND." THEN JORDAN SAID, "WELL IF HE KEEPS IT UP HE WON'T BE SPENDING NEXT WEEKEND WITH YOU AT ALL JONATHAN, & LOOK WE HAVE TO GET GOING, CAUSE WE ARE ABOUT TO GO & HAVE SOME FUN, & IF MOM CALLS JUST TELL HER I'LL DEAL WITH DANTE IN THE MORNING." SO WHEN THEY GOT TO MICHELLE'S FRIENDS HOUSE, KAYLEEANN SAID, "WELL I'M GLAD THAT YOU MADE IT MICHELLE, & DID YOU HAVE TO WEAR THE SAME COSTUME AS ME?" THEN MICHELLE SAID, "WELL YOU KNOW THAT I WAS WEARING THIS COSTUME KAYLEEANN, & WHAT DID ROB DRESS UP AS TONIGHT, CAUSE I WAS JUST WONDERING?" THEN KAYLEEANN SAID, "HE IS DRESSED IN THE SAME OUTFIT AS JORDAN, & TIFFANY YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE PREGNANT ONCE AGAIN & YOU LOOK GOOD IN THAT CHEERLEADING OUTFIT & THAT IS THE BEST TEAM AIN'T IT DANNY." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "I AIN'T SAYING WHAT I WANT TO SAY, CAUSE IT WILL BE A FIGHT CAUSE I THINK ANOTHER IS THE BEST TEAM & ROB DOESN'T WANT TO HEAR US ARGUE ABOUT HIS TEAM, CAUSE THE LAST TIME THAT HAPPENED HE WASN'T A HAPPY CAMPER."
