AS DANTE WALKED OUT OF THE SKATE SHOP, JORDAN SAID, "FEEL BETTER THAT YOU HAVE NEW SKATES BUDDY, & YOU KNOW THAT THESE HAVE TO LAST AT LEAST 2 YEARS OR MORE, CAUSE THAT'S THE DEAL THAT WE HAVE RIGHT?" THEN DANTE SAID, "YES DADDY THESE WILL LAST ABOUT 2 YEARS, CAUSE I WILL MAKE SURE THAT THEY LAST AS LONG AS MY LAST SKATES LASTED." THEN TIFFANY SAID, "WITH AS MUCH AS THEY COST ME BUDDY THEY BETTER LAST THAT LONG, & I DON'T WANT TO HEAR NEXT YEAR THAT YOU NEED NEW SKATES BUDDY." THEN WHILE THEY WERE SITTING DOWN, JORDAN SAID, "WHY IS ERIC SCREAMING LIKE THAT, CAUSE I KNOW THAT HE WANTS HIS BROTHER, BUT HE HAS TO WAIT UNTIL HE'S DONE WITH PRACTICE & MAYBE JUST MAYBE, WE CAN GO OUT FOR ICE CREAM OR WHATEVER DANTE WANTS." THEN JORDAN PICKED UP ERIC, & HE CALMED DOWN, CAUSE HE JUST WANTED HIS DADDY TO HOLD HIM, CAUSE HE JUST WANTED HIS DADDY TO HOLD HIM & NOT MOMMY. WHILE THEY SAT THERE WATCHING DANTE PRACTICING, JORDAN SAID, "I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT HE'S THAT GOOD BABY, & I PROMISE THAT I'M GOING TO TRY TO MAKE IT TO EVERY SINGLE PRACTICE, CAUSE THAT BOY IS GOOD." THEN TIFFANY SAID, "THAT'S WHAT HE HAS BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU JORDAN, & YOU HAVEN'T MADE TO ANY PRACTICE THIS SEASON YET. HELL DANTE GETS UPSET WHEN YOU WOULD TELL HIM THAT YOU WOULD MAKE IT & THEN NOT SHOW UP AT ALL." THEN JORDAN SAID, "I KNOW THAT & I HATED WHEN I REALIZED THAT IT WAS TO LATE CAUSE I LOST TRACK OF TIME TO MAKE IT TO SEE MY SON PRACTICE. I WOULD HEAR ABOUT IT WHEN I GOT HOME, & DANTE WOULDN'T SPEAK TO ME FOR AT LEAST A COUPLE OF DAYS & I DIDN'T LIKE THAT I WAS MISSING OUT ON THIS WITH HIM & WHEN ERIC GETS OLD ENOUGH TO DO WHAT HE WANTS TO DO I WILL BE THERE FOR HIM." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "THE ONLY REASON THAT DANTE WOULD GET MAD IS CAUSE YOU MADE A PROMISE TO HIM THAT YOU WOULD BE HERE & THEN NOT SHOW UP, HE WOULD GET IN THE CAR & SAY I NEVER WANT TO SPEAK TO DADDY AGAIN, CAUSE WHEN YOU MAKE A PROMISE TO A KID YOU HAVE TO KEEP IT. I WOULD TRY TO TELL HIM THAT YOU PROBABLY GOT BUSY OR JUST FORGOT THE TIME HE WOULD ALWAYS SAY SURE HE JUST DON'T WANT TO SEE ME PRACTICE OR COME TO ANY OF MY GAMES AT ALL MOMMY. WHAT WAS SUPPOSE TO SAY TO HIM WHEN HE WOULD SAY THAT TO ME BABY, CAUSE HE JUST WANTED YOU TO COME & WATCH HIM PRACTICE, & TONIGHT DANTE'S IN A VERY GOOD MOOD CAUSE YOU ACTUALLY MADE TO A PRACTICE & IS GOING TO MAKE IT SATURDAY NIGHT FOR THE GAME." THEN JORDAN SAID, "I KNOW THAT HE'S GOING TO BE HAPPY TO SEE ME AT THE GAME ON SATURDAY, CAUSE THAT BOY HAS BEEN ASKING IF I WOULD MAKE IT TO A GAME LET ALONE COME & WATCH HIM PRACTICE." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "HE'S HAPPY THAT YOU'RE HERE TONIGHT BABE & ERIC YOU EITHER HAVE OR YOU EXPLODED IN YOUR DIAPER AGAIN." SO WHEN JORDAN CHECKED IT JORDAN SAID, "HE JUST HAS MAJOR GAS TONIGHT, & IT WORSE THAN WHAT DANTE HAD AT HIS AGE, CAUSE DANTE NEVER HAD GAS THIS BAD." THEN TIFFANY SAID, "I KNOW THAT IS THE TRUTH CAUSE WHEN DANTE HAD GAS HE WOULD LAUGH WHEN HE FARTED, CAUSE HE THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY THAT HE HAD GAS." THEN MARLENE SAID, "HE WOULD LAUGH EVERYTIME HE FARTED & BOY DID HE STINK WHEN HE DID THAT, & HE WOULD BE SLEEPING WHEN HE FARTED, CAUSE HE WOULD LAUGH IN HIS SLEEP." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "I KNOW THAT CAUSE HE FELL ASLEEP ON ME & HE FARTED & BELIEVE ME MY EYES WERE WATERING CAUSE I THOUGHT THAT IT WAS JORDAN, & IT WAS DANTE & HE WAS ONLY ABOUT 3 MONTHS OLD." THEN JORDAN SAID, "I COULDN'T BELIEVE THAT A 3 MONTH OLD COULD HAVE GAS THAT BAD, & BOY IT WAS BAD, CAUSE IT STUNK WORSE THAN ANYTHING, & MY EYES WERE ALSO BURNING, CAUSE IT WAS THAT BAD." THEN TIFFANY SAID, "NO SHIT THAT BOY STILL HAS GAS THAT STINKS WORSE THAN HIS FATHER OR EVEN HIS UNCLES, CAUSE WHEN HE STAYED WITH US NOT TO LONG AGO I THOUGHT THAT DANNY BROKE WIND & HERE IT WAS DANTE CUTTING THE CHEESE AS HE WOULD CALL IT." THEN AS DANTE WAS FINISHING UP PRACTICE, JORDAN SAID, "LETS GO GET PIZZA OR ICE CREAM OR WHATEVER DANTE WANTS WHEN HE'S DONE THERE, CAUSE I CAN TELL THAT THEY ARE ALMOST DONE WITH PRACTICE." THEN WHEN THEY WERE WAITING FOR DANTE, & WHEN HE CAME OUT OF THE LOCKER ROOM HE LOOKED RIGHT AT JORDAN & SAID, "DADDY, CAN WE GO & GET PIZZA TONIGHT & ON THURSDAY GO & GET ICE CREAM, & CAN ANTHONY COME WITH US, IF IT'S OK?" THEN MICHELLE SAID, "NOT TONIGHT CAUSE YOU HAVE SCHOOL IN THE MORNING BUDDY, BUT AFTER THE GAME SATURDAY HE CAN COME OVER IF YOU WANT TO HIM TO FOR THE NIGHT." THEN DANTE SAID, "I CAN WAIT UNTIL SATURDAY, CAUSE I FORGOT THAT WE HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW, SO I WILL LET HIM KNOW THAT HE CAN SPEND THE NIGHT ON SATURDAY NIGHT." SO WHEN DANTE WENT & TOLD HIS BEST FRIEND ANTHONY THAT HE CAN COME OVER TO HIS HOUSE AFTER THE GAME ON SATURDAY, CAUSE THOSE TWO BOYS JUST LOVE HANGING OUT TOGETHER. THEN ANTHONYS MOM CARRISA LOOKED AT MICHELLE & SAID, "ARE YOU SERIOUS THAT SATURDAY WILL BE OK, CAUSE I CAN TAKE THE BOYS SINCE YOU TOOK THEM LAST TIME?" THEN MICHELLE SAID, "NO PROBLEM CARRISA I KNOW THAT THEY WANT TO SPEND TIME WITH ERIC, & DANTE LOVES HIS BABY BROTHER, & WHEN ANTHONY IS OVER THE HOUSE THEY HAVE FUN WITH ERIC." THEN CARRISA SAID, "I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW BIG ERIC IS GETTING & BOY DOES HE LOOK LIKE HIS UNCLE JONATHAN & HOW IS JONATHAN DOING CAUSE I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM IN AWHILE?" THEN MICHELLE SAID, "YOU KNOW THAT JONATHAN ISN'T INTO WOMEN, & I KNOW THAT YOU THINK THAT HE'S CUTE, HE HAS A BOYFRIEND THAT JORDAN WANTS TO KILL FOR PUTTING HIS HANDS ON HIS BROTHER." THEN CARRISA SAID, "LETS GO ANTHONY TELL DANTE THAT YOU'LL SEE HIM AT SCHOOL TOMORROW, & MICHELLE I WILL CALL YOU TOMORROW, & BYE JORDAN." THEN JORDAN SAID, "DOESN'T SHE REALIZE THAT WE ARE MARRIED, CAUSE THAT GIRL IS ALWAYS FLIRTING WITH ME, & I THINK WE CAN USE HER TO BREAK JONATHAN & THE ASSHOLE UP, CAUSE I CAN'T STAND THAT ASSHOLE." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "I WAS GOING TO ASK JONATHAN IF HE WANTED ME TO DO THAT, CAUSE HE DID ASK NOT TO LONG AGO IF SHE STILL LIKED HIM & I SAID I THINK THAT SHE DOES." THEN JORDAN SAID, "LET ME TALK TO JONATHAN TO SEE IF HE WANTS ME TO DO THAT WITH CARRISA, CAUSE IF THAT ASSHOLE PUTS HIS HANDS ON JONATHAN ONE MORE TIME I WILL KICK HIS FUCKING ASS IF HE KEEPS PUTTING HIS HANDS ON JONATHAN FOR NO REASON, CAUSE MY BROTHER IS NO FUCKING HITTING BAG"
