AS MICHELLE WAS GETTING READY FOR DANTE'S HOCKEY GAME, DANTE LOOKED RIGHT AT MICHELLE & SAID, "MOMMY WHERE IS DADDY IS PROMISED THAT HE WAS GOING TO COME TO MY GAME TODAY?" THEN MICHELLE SAID, "GO AHEAD & PUT YOUR STUFF IN THE CAR, CAUSE DADDY JUST PULLED INTO THE DRIVEWAY, & NOW YOU KNOW THAT HE'S GOING TO BE THERE FOR YOUR GAME TODAY BUDDY." THEN DANTE OPENED THE DOOR TO GARAGE & JORDAN SAID, "HERE GIVE ME THAT BAG, CAUSE WE HAVE TO GET GOING SOON, & BABY WHO IS ALL GOING TO THE GAME TONIGHT, CAUSE I WAS JUST WONDERING?" THEN MICHELLE SAID, "JONATHAN, MOM, TIFFANY, DANNY, & I THINK SHARON & EMMA BUT I COULD BE SO WRONG." THEN DANTE SAID, "I KNOW THAT AUNT SHARON SAID SHE WOULD BE THERE BUT I AIN'T SURE ABOUT EMMA, CAUSE SHE DOESN'T LIKE HOCKEY & SHE LOVES TO SEE ME PLAY THOUGH." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "NOW YOU KNOW THAT EMMA'S GOING TO BE THERE, CAUSE SHE LOVES WATCHING HER FAVORITE COUSIN & PLAYING WITH ERIC DURING THE INTERMISSIONS." THEN DANTE SAID, "SHE JUST LIKES MY ONE TEAMMATE ANTHONY WHO HAPPENNS TO BE MY BEST FRIEND." THEN JORDAN SAID, "WE NEED TO TALK TO CARRISA, CAUSE JONATHAN SAID HE WANTS TO BREAK UP WITH THAT ASSHOLE THATS KEEP PUTTING HIS HANDS ON JONATHAN." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "I KNOW I TOLD HER THE OTHER DAY THAT WE NEED TO TALK TO HER TONIGHT, & SHE SAID OK SHE IS SAVING US SEATS BY HER AT THE GAME."
THEN WHEN THEY GOT TO THE ARENA, DANTE GRABBED HIS BAG OUT OF THE TRUNK WHILE JORDAN GOT ERIC OUT OF THE CAR SEAT, & THEN JORDAN SAID, "WHY YOU SCREAMING YOUNG MAN, CAUSE I KNOW YOU WANT YOUR BROTHER BUT HE HAD TO GO CAUSE HE HAS A GAME, & LETS HOPE THAT HIS TEAM WINS TODAY, CAUSE I HEAR THAT HIS TEAM IS ON A GOOD WINNING STREAK." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "THEY HAVE WON THE LAST 14 GAMES & IF THEY WIN TONIGHT IT WILL BE A STATE RECORD CAUSE NO PEEWEE HOCKEY TEAM HAS WON 15 STRAIGHT GAMES, & DANTE IS ON A SCORING STREAK CAUSE HE HAS SCORED AT 1 OR 2 GOALS A GAME IN THE LAST 14 WINS & HE ALMOST HAD A HAT TRICK LAST GAME & LIKE I SAID BEFORE HE'S THAT GOOD." THEN WHEN THEY SAT DOWN NEXT TO CARRISA, SHE SAID, "HEY ERIC WHY YOU SO FUSSY RIGHT NOW LITTLE MAN?" THEN MICHELLE SAID, "HE JUST WANTS HIS BROTHER DANTE TODAY, & HOW DID ANTHONY GET THAT BLACK EYE, CAUSE I DON'T REMEBER HIM HAVING A BLACK EYE THE OTHER DAY AT PRACTICE?" THEN CARRISA SAID, "YOU KNOW THAT KID NAMED THOMAS, HE'S THE ONE THAT GAVE HIM THE BLACK EYE, & WHEN I SEE THAT KIDS MOTHER I WILL GIVE HER A PIECE OF MY MIND, CAUSE SHE KNOWS THAT I HATE WHEN HE PUTS HIS HANDS ON ANTHONY. HELL I TOLD HER LAST YEAR TO KEEP HER SONS HANDS OFF MY SON, OR SHE WOULD BE SO DAMN SORRY." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "HELL I DON'T LET DANTE HANG AROUND WITH THAT KID CAUSE HE'S NOTHING BUT BAD FREAKING NEWS. OH WHAT YOU DOING TOMORROW, CAUSE JONATHAN WANTS TO TAKE YOU OUT TO DINNER, & IT'S ONLY DINNER OK." THEN CARRISA SAID, "I AIN'T DOING NOTHING CAUSE ANTHONY IS GOING OVER YOUR HOUSE TONIGHT, & I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE DINNER WITH JONATHAN. WAIT I THOUGHT THAT JONATHAN'S BOYFRIEND DOEN'T LIKE JONATHAN HANGING OUT WITH ANY WOMEN, CAUSE HE SAID THAT IF HE'S GAY HE CAN ONLY HANG OUT WITH MEN." THEN JORDAN SAID, "YEA WELL THE ONLY REASON THAT JONATHAN IS ASKING YOU OUT TO DINNER TOMORROW NIGHT, IS CAUSE HE WANTS TO BREAK UP WITH THAT ASSHOLE, CAUSE HE CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE, CAUSE ALL THAT ASSHOLE DOES IS PUT HIS HANDS ON JONATHAN." THEN CARRISA SAID, "WELL TELL JONATHAN THAT I WOULD LOVE TO MAKE THAT ASSHOLE SO JEALOUS, THAT HE IS GOING TO BREAK UP WITH HIM, & SPEAKING OF JONATHAN HERE HE COMES RIGHT NOW." THEN JONATHAN SAID, "CARRISA CAN I SPEAK TO YOU FOR A MINUTE, CAUSE I WANT TO ASK YOU SOMETHING?" SO WHEN CARRISA WENT WITH JONATHAN, MARLENE SAID, "YOU THINK THAT IS A GOOD IDEA TO HAVE HER MAKE THAT ASSHOLE JEALOUS JORDAN?" THEN JORDAN SAID, "MOM IT HAS TO WORK CAUSE JONATHAN IS GETTING SICK OF THAT ASSHOLE PUTTING HIS HANDS ON HIM FOR NO REASON. HELL MICHELLE HAD TO HOLD ME BACK, CAUSE I WANTED TO KICK HIS SCRAWNY ASS FOR PUTTING HIS HANDS ON JONATHAN, & IF IT WASN'T FOR MICHELLE I WOULD OF JUST KICKED HIS ASS." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "WELL THAT ASSHOLE ISN'T WORTH GOING TO JAIL OVER BABY, & COME TO THINK ABOUT IT I SHOULD OF LET YOU KICK HIS ASS AFTER WHAT HE CALLED ME & I KNOW THAT PISSED YOU OFF BABE." THEN JORDAN SAID, "THAT IS ONE THING THAT YOU DON'T CALL A WOMEN OR A LADY, CAUSE I DON'T BELIEVE CALLING THEM A CUNT OR A FUCKING WHORE." THEN MARLENE SAID, "MICHELLE WHY DIDN'T YOU LET HIM KICK HIS FUCKING ASS, CAUSE I KNOW FOR SURE THAT YOU AIN'T A CUNT OR A FUCKING WHORE, CAUSE YOU'VE ONLY BEEN WITH JORDAN FOR A VERY VERY VERY LONG TIME." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "I KNOW I WANTED TO KICK HIS ASS BUT I CAN'T KICK ANYONES ASS, INCLUDING THAT FUCKING ASSHOLE." THEN JORDAN SAID, "NO WOMEN OF MINE IS GOING TO BE THROWING PUNCHES WHEN YOU HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF MY KIDS & I WILL DO ALL THE FIGHTING EVEN THOUGH I GET STOPPED BY MICHELLE, CAUSE LIKE SHE SAID IT ISN'T WORTH GOING TO JAIL OVER & LOOSING MY CARRER AT ALL." THEN WHEN JONATHAN & CARRISA CAME BACK, CARRISA SAID, "I THINK THAT I DO WHAT JONATHAN IS ASKING ME TO DO, CAUSE I CAN REALLY MAKE SOMEONE JEALOUS." THEN JONATHAN SAID, "HERE COMES THE KIDS & YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME, CAUSE HE SAID HE COULDN'T MAKE IT CAUSE HE WAS BUSY TONIGHT." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "WHO & NEVERMIND I SEE THAT ASSHOLE & WHAT IS HE DOING OVER THER WITH THAT MAN, & IT LOOKS LIKE HE'S CHEATING ON YOU JONATHAN OR JUST WANTS TO BREAK UP WITH YOU HERE." THEN JONATHAN GOT UP & WALKED AWAY, CAUSE HE WANTED TO GO & KICK THE ASSHOLES ASS. BUT BEFORE HE WALKED AWAY JORDAN SAID, "JONATHAN SIT DOWN & CARRISA COME SIT NEXT TO JONATHAN, CAUSE TWO CAN PLAY AT THIS GAME." SO WHEN CARRISA SAT NEXT TO JONATHAN, HE SAID, "LOOK HE'S GETTING MAD THAT YOU'RE SITTIING NEXT TO ME CARRISA, & HE'S GETTING JEALOUS." THEN JORDAN SAID, "LOOK HE'S KISSING THAT DUDE YOU THINK YOU COULD KISS CARRISA JUST TO MAKE HIM JEALOUS, CAUSE THAT WOULD PUT HIM OVER THE EDGE, & ERIC YOU WANT TO GO TO MOMMY, CAUSE I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM, & I PROMISE THAT I WILL BE RIGHT BACK BUDDY." THEN WHEN JORDAN HANDED ERIC TO MICHELLE, SHE SAID, "HEY NOW THERE IS NO REASON FOR THIS CRYING, & LOOK WHAT HE'S DOING NOW, & HE THINKS THAT IS MAKING YOU JEALOUS, & IT ISN'T WORKING AT ALL." THEN JONATHAN LEANED IN AND PLANTED A KISS ON CARRISA, & JORDAN SAID, "DID I MISS SOMETHING, CAUSE I WAS JUST WONDERING?" THEN MICHELLE SAID, "LOOK WHO DECIDED TO SHOW UP ACROSS THE WAY, & THAT'S WHY HE KISSED HER LIKE HE DID." THEN CARRISA SAID, "DID IT WORK TO MAKE HIM JEALOUS , & BOY YOU CAN KISS." THEN JONATHAN SAID, "I THINK IT DID BUT WE HAVE TO DO THIS FOR AWHILE ARE YOU UP TO BEING WITH ME FOR AWHILE CAUSE I KNOW THAT YOU CAN DO IT?" THEN CARRISA SAID, "SURE CAUSE I'M TRYING TO GET WITH SOMEONE ANYWAYS, & YOU KNOW WHO I'M TALKING ABOUT MICHELLE." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ROB GONKOWSKI, CAUSE YOU HAVE HAD A CRUSH ON HIM FOR YEARS, & AIN'T HE ANTHONY'S FATHER?" THEN CARRISA SAID, "YES THAT IS ANTHONY'S FATHER, BUT HE LEFT ME FOR THAT HOE BAG, THAT IS SO WRONG FOR HIM & ANTHONY SAID THE LAST TIME THAT HE WAS OVER ROB'S SHE WAS BEING MEAN TO MY SON, & ROB LET HER HAVE IT." THEN JORDAN SAID, "I KNOW WHO YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, THE LITTLE BLONDE BIMBO THAT MICHELLE WANTED TO KICK HER ASS NOT TO LONG AGO, CAUSE SHE WAS TRYING TO FLIRT WITH ME." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "THAT FREAKING BITCH WAS LUCKY THAT I DIDN'T PULL HER BLONDE WEAVE OUT CAUSE SHE WAS FLIRTING WITH MY MAN."
