THEN AS MICHELLE JUST RELAXING, JORDAN SAID, "YOU OK BABY, CAUSE YOU LOOK LIKE YOUR UNCOMFORTABLE BABY." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "I JUST GOT A SHARP PAIN BUT IT'S GONE NOW, & I'LL BE RIGHT BACK I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM." SO WHEN MICHELLE WALKED INTO THE BATHROOM, HER WATER BROKE, & SHE SAID, "YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME, LITTLE MAN, NOW YOU WANT TO MAKE YOUR APPEARANCE." SO WHEN MICHELLE WALKED BACK INTO THE BEDROOM, & SAID, "BABY MY WATER JUST BROKE & HE WANTS TO COME NOW." THEN JORDAN SAID, "ARE YOU SERIOUS BABY, CAUSE YOU KNOW HE'S A WEEK LATE, & I CAN TELL THAT YOU'RE NOT JOKING AT ALL, SO LETS GET GOING TO THE HOSPITAL." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "YEA LETS MOVE IT, CAUSE HE WANTS TO COME, & SHIT WHO'S WATCHING DANTE RIGHT NOW CAUSE HE'S SLEEPING BABE?" THEN JORDAN SAID, "WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO TAKE HIM WITH US, & EITHER HAVE YOUR MOM OR MY MOM COME & TAKE HIM." SO WHEN MICHELLE MADE HER WAY DOWN THE STAIRS, JORDAN WENT & WOKE DANTE UP, & SAID, "COME ON BUDDY WE HAVE TO TAKE MOM TO THE HOSPITAL, CAUSE YOUR BROTHER IS ON HIS WAY & YOU GET TO CHOOSE WHO YOU WANT STAY WITH WHILE MOM IS IN THE HOSPITAL FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS." THEN DANTE SAID, "WELL I WAS WONDERING IF I CAN STAY WITH UNCLE JONATHAN & HELP OUT ON THE FARM?" THEN JORDAN SAID, "NO UNCLE JONATHAN WILL STAY AT THE HOUSE WITH YOU CAUSE YOU HAVE SCHOOL BUDDY." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "LETS GO BEFORE I HAVE THIS BABY RIGHT HERE. SO LETS MOVE YOU TWO & SOMEONE CALL TIFFANY CAUSE YOU KNOW THAT SHE'S GOING TO WANT TO BE THERE." THEN JORDAN & DANTE CAME RUNNING DOWN THE STAIRS, & JORDAN SAID, "OK LETS GET GOING CAUSE YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE ABOUT TO SCREAM & DANTE CALL AUNT TIFFANY & TELL HER TO MEET US AT THE HOSPITAL OK BUDDY." SO WHEN DANTE CALLED TIFFANY HE SAID, "AUNT TIFFANY MOMMY'S ON HER WAY TO THE HOSPITAL TO HAVE THE BABY CAN YOU MEET US THERE?" THEN TIFFANY SAID, "TELL YOUR MOMMY THAT I'M ON MY WAY & I'LL SEE YINS WHEN YOU GET THERE." THEN DANTE SAID, "OK AUNT TIFFANY WE'LL SEE YOU WHEN WE GET THERE & KNOW I HAVE TO CALL BOTH OF MY GRANDMAS." THEN JORDAN SAID, "YEA CAUSE YOU KNOW THAT THEY ARE BOTH GOING TO WANT TO BE THERE WHEN YOUR BROTHER COMES." THEN WHEN JORDAN PULLED IN FRONT OF THE HOSPITAL TIFFANY WAS THERE WAITING FOR MICHELLE, & WHEN TIFFANY HELPED MICHELLE OUT OF THE CAR SHE SAID, "YOU GO & PARK THE CAR WHILE I GET HER INSIDE & ARE YOU COMING WITH US DANTE CAUSE I WAS JUST WONDERING?" THEN DANTE SAID, "YES I'M COMING WITH YOU AUNT TIFFANY CAUSE I WANT TO STAY WITH MOMMY RIGHT NOW." SO WHILE TIFFANY TOOK MICHELLE INTO THE HOSPITAL. THEN THE NURSE LOOKED RIGHT AT MICHELLE & SAID, "YOU LOOK LIKE WE NEED TO GET YOU TO LABOR & DELIVERY RIGHT AWAY." AS THEY WERE ALL GETTING ON THE ELEVATOR JORDAN CAME RUNNING TO GET ON THE ELEVATOR CAUSE HE WANTED TO BE WITH MICHELLE. THEN DANTE SAID, "DAD YOU SURE CAN RUN, CAUSE THE ELEVATOR DOOR WAS JUST ABOUT TO CLOSE." THEN JORDAN SAID, "I KNOW THAT BUDDY & BABY DON'T WORRY CAUSE THIS TIME I'LL BE HERE THE WHOLE TIME YOU'RE IN THE HOSPITAL THIS TIME. CAN YOU DO ME A FAVOR & STOP SQUEEZING MY HAND REALLY TIGHT CAUSE THAT SURE DOES HURT." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "I'M SORRY BABY BUT THIS SHIT HURTS MORE THAN ANYTHING, & I DIDN'T REALIZE THAT I WAS SQUEEZING YOUR HAND THAT HARD BABY." THEN AS THEY GOT TO LABOR & DELIVERY, THE NURSE SAID, "WE ARE GOING TO GET YOU IN A ROOM & HOOK YOU UP TO A FETAL MONITOR, & SEE IF WE CAN ALSO GIVE YOU AN EPIDURAL IF YOU WANT ONE." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "I MOST DEFINITELY WANT AN EPIDURAL, CAUSE THIS SHIT HURTS WORSE THAN LAST TIME." SO WHEN THE NURSE TOOK MICHELLE INTO A ROOM WHILE JORDAN MADE SURE THAT DANTE WAS IN THE WAITING ROOM, TIFFANY SAID, "JUST GO & BE WITH MICHELLE RIGHT NOW I HAVE HIM & JUST LET US KNOW WHEN WE CAN COME & SEE HER OK." THEN DANTE SAID, "DADDY GO BE WITH MOMMY, CAUSE MOMMY IS GOING TO WANT YOU TO BE THERE WITH HER DADDY." THEN WHEN JORDAN WALKED INTO MICHELLE'S ROOM, THE NURSE SAID, "WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK IN WITH THE EPIDURAL, CAUSE YOU'RE ONLY 3 1/2 CENTIMENTERS & THAT BABY WILL BE COMING SOMETIME THIS EVENING." THEN WHEN THE NURSE LEFT JORDAN SAID, "HEY BABY DANTE IS IN THE WAITING ROOM WITH MY SISTER, & YOU LOOK LIKE YOU WANT ME TO GO & GET HIM." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "AS SOON AS I GET THE EPIDURAL YOU CAN GO & GET MY LITTLE MAN, CAUSE DANTE PROBABLY JUST WANTS TO BE HERE WITH ME, BUT HE DON'T NEED TO BE IN HERE WHILE THEY ARE DOING THE EPIDURAL, CAUSE HE DON'T NEED TO SEE THAT." THEN BEFORE JORDAN COULD SAY ANYTHING THE NURSE CAME BACK IN WITH THE EPIDURAL, & THEN SHE SAID, "I NEED FOR YOU TO LAY ON YOUR RIGHT SIDE, & IT LOOKS LIKE YOU ALREADY KNOW THE DRILL." THEN MICHELLE SAID,"MY SON IS SEVEN YEARS OLD, & YES I KNOW THE DRILL." THEN WHILE THE NURSE WAS DOING THE EPIDURAL, JORDAN LOOKED RIGHT AT MICHELLE & SAID, "JUST THINK THAT WHEN SHE'S DONE DANTE IS COMING TO BE WITH YOU UNTIL IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO HAVE HIS BROTHER." THEN WHEN THE NURSE WAS DONE, SHE SAID, "IF YOU WANT TO GO & GET THE REST OF REST OF YOUR FAMILY, OR WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO GO & GET THEM?" THEN JORDAN SAID, "SURE YOU CAN LET THEM KNOW THAT THEY CAN COME DOWN HERE, & I KNOW THAT ONE LITTLE PERSON WILL BE THE HAPPIEST PERSON TO SEE HIS MOMMY." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "PLUS YOUR SISTER WILL BE HAPPY TO COME DOWN HERE & JUST BE A PEST, EVEN THOUGH I LOVE TIFFANY, BUT SHE CAN BE A PEST." THEN WHEN DANTE CAME RUNNING INTO THE ROOM, HE SAID, "MOMMY IF I SIT NEXT TO YOU WILL I HURT YOU MOMMY, CAUSE I DON'T WANT TO HURT YOU MOMMY." THEN MICHELLE LOOKED RIGHT AT DANTE & SAID, "YOU CAN COME & SIT NEXT TO ME, CAUSE YOU WILL NOT HURT ME AT ALL BABY." THEN DANTE JUMPED ON THE BED & SAT RIGHT NEXT TO HIS MOMMY, & MICHELLE SAID, "JORDAN, CAN YOU OR TIFFANY GO & GET ME SOME ICE CHIPS SINCE I CAN'T HAVE COFFEE UNTIL I HAVE THE BABY." THEN TIFFANY SAID, "I'LL GO & GET YOU ICE CHIPS, CAUSE I CAN GO FOR A CUP OF COFFEE RIGHT NOW." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "SURE RUB IT IN CAUSE YOU KNOW I HAVE TO WAIT & WHEN I CAN HAVE A CUP OF COFFEE, & I WANT THE LARGEST CUP OF COFFEE, & YOU'RE SUCH A BITCH IF YOU BRING YOUR COFFEE BACK HERE, CAUSE IF YOU DO YOU'LL BE SO SORRY TIFFANY." THEN TIFFANY SAID, "I AIN'T NO BITCH IF I BRING COFFEE BACK HERE MICHELLE, & I CAN DRINK COFFEE IF I WANT TO." THEN JORDAN SAID, "YOU CAN BUT NOT IN FRONT OF MICHELLE WHO IS DYING FOR A CUP OF COFFEE RIGHT NOW." THEN DANNY SAID, "IF YOU BRING A CUP OF COFFEE IN THIS ROOM, YOU WILL BE SO SORRY, & I KNOW THAT YOU DON'T WANT THAT TO HAPPEN AT ALL." THEN TIFFANY SAID, "FINE THEN I WON'T BRING A CUP COFFEE BACK HERE, CAUSE MICHELLE WILL PROBABLY MAKE ME WEAR THE CUP OF COFFEE & I SURE THE HELL DON'T FEEL LIKE WEARING COFFEE." THEN WHEN TIFFANY WALKED OUT OF THE ROOM TO GET MICHELLE HER ICE CHIPS SHE WASN'T HAPPY AT ALL, CAUSE SHE WANTED A CUP OF COFFEE. THEN WHEN SHE BROUGHT MICHELLE BACK HER ICE CHIPS, TIFFANY SAID, "HERE I AM GOING TO GET SOMETHING TO DRINK, CAUSE IF I BOUGHT IT BACK HERE YOU WOULD OF PROBABLY MADE ME WEAR IT." THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN THE NURSE CAME IN THE ROOM, & SAID, "YOU ARE AT 10 CENTIMETERS, & IT'S TIME TO HAVE A BABY." THEN MICHELLE'S MOM SAID, "COME ON DANTE LETS GO CAUSE WHEN WE DO COME BACK MOMMY WILL BE HOLDING YOUR BABY BROTHER ERIC." THEN DANTE LOOKED RIGHT AT MICHELLE & SAID, "DON'T TAKE TO LONG TO HAVE MY BABY BROTHER MOMMY, CAUSE I WANT TO SEE MY BABY BROTHER SOON." THEN WHEN DANTE, TIFFANY, DANNY, MARLENE, & KATHERINE WALKED DOWN TO THE WAITING ROOM. THEN DANTE SAID, "HOW LONG ARE WE GOING TO HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL MY BROTHER GETS HERE MEME?" THEN THE DOCTOR LOOKED RIGHT AT MICHELLE & SAID, "I WANT YOU TO TAKE A DEEP BREATH & PUSH CAUSE HE'S ALMOST HERE." THEN MICHELLE PUSHED WITH ALL HER MIGHT, & JORDAN SAID, "COME ON BABY, LETS GET OUR BABY OUT SO WE CAN HOLD OUR LITTLE MAN." THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN THEY HEARD THE BABY CRYING & THE DOCTOR SAID, "HE IS THE MOST PERFECT LITTLE BOY, & JORDAN WOULD YOU LIKE TO CUT THE UMBILICAL CORD." THEN JORDAN SAID, "I WANT TO CUT MY SONS CORD, & HE IS THE MOST PERFECT BABY, & BABE I LOVE YOU." THEN MICHELLLE SAID, "NOW YOU CAN GO & LET EVERYONE KNOW THAT HE'S HERE & BRING ME MY DANTE, SO HE CAN SEE HIS BABY BROTHER, CAUSE I KNOW HE WANTS TO SEE HIS BABY BROTHER." THEN WHEN THEY HANDED MICHELLE THE BABY, SHE SAID, "HE IS THE MOST PERFECT LITTLE MAN, & I KNOW THAT OUR MOTHERS, DANTE, TIFFANY, & DANNY CAN'T WAIT TO MEET THIS LITTLE MAN." SO WHEN JORDAN WALKED INTO THE WAITING ROOM, DANTE SAID, "PLEASE TELL ME THAT MY BABY BROTHER IS HERE, CAUSE I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL I GET TO SEE HIM." THEN JORDAN SAID, "ERIC IS HERE & MOMMY IS WAITING FOR YOU TO COME & SEE YOUR BROTHER. SHE ALSO SAID THAT SHE WANTS ALL OF YINS TO COME & SEE THE BABY." THEN WHEN DANTE RAN DOWN TO HIS MOMMY'S ROOM, & WHEN HE RAN INSIDE, MICHELLE SAID, "COME HERE BABY, & SEE YOUR BROTHER BIG MAN." THEN WHEN DANTE CLIMBED ONTO THE BED DANTE SAID, "HE IS SO TINY MOMMY & WAS I EVER THAT TINY, CAUSE I DON'T THINK THAT I WAS EVER THAT TINY." THEN JORDAN SAID, "YOU WERE THAT TINY BUDDY, & DO YOU WANT TO HOLD HIM FIRST OR DO YOU WANT ONE OF YOUR GRANDMAS TO HOLD THE BABY." THEN DANTE SAID, "I SAY LET NANA HOLD ERIC FIRST DADDY, & I HOLD HIM WHEN MEME'S DONE HOLDING HIM." SO WHEN JORDAN HANDED HIS MOTHER ERIC, MARLENE SAID, "I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT HE'S FINALLY HERE, & ONLY A WEEK LATE, & WHEN YOUR FATHER GETS HERE HE'S GOING TO BE HAPPY TO SEE THAT YOU GAVE HIM ANOTHER HANDSOME GRANDSON SWEETIE." THEN WHEN MARLENE HANDED KATHERINE HER GRANDSON, KATHERINE SAID, "MICHELLE HE'S SO ADORABLE, & WHEN YOUR FATHER SEES HIM, HE'S GOING TO SAY THAT HE'S ADORABLE SWEETIE." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "I KNOW THAT MY KIDS ARE SO ADORABLE, & THEY ARE GOING TO BE SPOILED ALSO, & EVERYONE IS GOING TO SPOIL THEM." THEN DANTE SAID, "I AIN'T SPOILED AM I MOMMY, CAUSE I DON'T THINK I AM SPOILED AT ALL." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "YOU ARE TO SPOILED BUDDY, & YOU CAN HELP ME SPOIL YOUR BABY BROTHER." THEN KATHERINE SAID, "COME HERE & SIT BETWEEN ME & NANA SO YOU CAN HOLD YOUR BABY BROTHER DANTE." SO WHEN DANTE SAT IN BETWEEN BOTH OF HIS GRANDMOTHERS, JORDAN SAID, "HOLD YOUR BROTHER SO I CAN GET A PICTURE OF YOU AND YOUR BROTHER ." THEN DANTE SAID, "OK DADDY, CAN I HOLD HIM BY MYSELF?" THEN JORDAN SAID, "YES, BUT YOU HAVE TO SIT ALL THE WAY BACK, & GIVE ME A BIG SMILE WHEN I TAKE THE PICTURE OF YOU & YOUR BABY BROTHER." THEN WHEN KATHERINE PUT THE BABY INTO DANTES ARMS, JORDAN SAID, "LOOK HERE BUDDY, SO I CAN TAKE YOUR PICTURE OF YOU WITH YOUR BROTHER." THEN DANTE SAID, "HE LOOKS SO TINY IN MY ARMS, & I THINK THAT ERIC NEEDS HIS BUTT CHANGED DADDY, CAUSE HE SMELLS LIKE HE POOPED IN HIS DIAPER."
