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CARRISA LOOKED RIGHT AT MICHELLE & SAID, "IT'S A BABY GIRL, & YES I'M FINALLY HAVING MY DAUGHTER MICHELLE."  THEN ANTHONY SAID, "I'M GOING TO HAVE A BABY SISTER WHO I GET TO SPOIL MY SISTER LIKE DANTE SPOILS HIS BABY BROTHER, & MAYBE SOMEDAY HE'LL HAVE A BABY SISTER."  THEN MICHELLE SAID, "SOMEDAY BUT NOT ANYTIME SOON CAUSE WE WANT TO WAIT FOR AWHILE BEFORE WE HAVE ANOTHER BABY."  THEN CARRISA SAID, "I'M SO HAPPY THAT I AM HAVING A LITTLE GIRL, BUT I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT I WANT TO NAME THIS BABY GIRL, & I WAS WONDERING IF YOU COULD BE HER GOD MOTHER & HELP ME PICK OUT HER NAME."  THEN MICHELLE SAID, "I WOULD HONORED TO BE HER GOD MOTHER & SHE WILL HAVE PERFECT NAME, & WHAT IS THAT LOOK ON YOUR FACE FOR CARRISA."  THEN CARRISA SAID, "NOTHING IS THAT WHEN I LEAVE HEAR LATER TONIGHT I WON'T SEE MY SON FOR AT LEAST 2 WEEKS, & I HOPE THAT HE DOESN'T COME DOWN WITH THE CHICKEN POX, CAUSE IT SUCKS THAT HE HAS TO STAY HERE CAUSE HE WAS EXPOSED TO THE CHICKEN POX."  THEN JORDAN SAID, "HEY I THOUGHT THAT ROB WAS COMING WITH YOU TONIGHT CARRISA, & DID I MISS SOMETHING?"  THEN CARRISA SAID, "HE WAS PARKING THE CAR & GOT AN IMPORTANT PHONE CALL THAT HE HAD TO TAKE & I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT WAS ABOUT."  THEN AS THEY WERE WALKING INTO THE KITCHEN ROB WALKED IN & SAID, "HEY MICHELLE WHERE IS THE BIRTHDAY BOY AT, CAUSE I WAS JUST WONDERING?"  THEN MICHELLE SAID, "HE'S RIGHT OVER THERE & JORDAN WAS ASKING WHERE YOU WERE AT ROB, & HE'S IN THE KITCHEN COOKING."  SO WHEN ROB WALKED INTO THE KITCHEN JORDAN SAID, "HEY MAN YOU HAVE GOT TO HOOK ME UP WITH TICKETS TO A PATRIOTS GAME CAUSE MY BAND MATE DONNIE WAHLBERG WOULD DO ANYTHING TO GO TO A GAME & MICHELLE WOULD WANT TO TAKE THE BOYS ALSO."  THEN ROB SAID, "JUST LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU WOULD LIKE TO GO TO A GAME & HOW MANY TICKETS YOU NEED FOR THE GAME."  THEN JORDAN SAID, "HOW ABOUT THE THANKSGIVING GAME AGAINST THE COWBOYS, & MY WIFE WON'T BE GOING FOR THE PATS, CAUSE SHE IS A DIE HARD COWBOY FAN."  THEN ROB SAID, "HOW MANY TICKETS DO YOU NEED, CAUSE I CAN GET YOU ABOUT 10 TICKETS, & I CAN GET YOU MORE IF YOU NEED IT JORDAN.?"  THEN JORDAN SAID, "I WILL LET YOU KNOW IN A COUPLE OF DAYS OR CLOSER TO THE SEASON, & I DON'T WANT MICHELLE KNOWING WHAT I'M UP TO UNTIL WE GET TO THE GAME, & I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT I MARRIED A COWBOYS FAN."  THEN ROB SAID, "HELL DON'T FEEL BAD CAUSE CARRISA IS A GREEN BAY PACKER FAN, & I HEARD MICHELLE CALL THE PACKERS THE GAY BAY PACKERS."  THEN MICHELLE WALKED INTO THE KITCHEN & SAID, "YOU SURE DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT I CALL THE RAIDERS, CAUSE I CALL THEM THE TRAIDERS, & THE WORST TEAM IN THE NFL IS THE ARIZONA  CARDINALS.  BABY HOW MUCH LONGER CAUSE DANTE & ANTHONY ARE SAYING THAT THEY ARE HUNGRY, & ERIC WANTS YOU BABY?"  THEN JORDAN SAID, "HEY TELL THE BOYS THAT I'M ALMOST DONE COOKING & TELL ERIC I'LL GET HIM WHEN I'M DONE HERE, CAUSE I'M ALMOST DONE BABY."  BUT THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN ERIC CAMING RUNNING INTO THE KITCHEN & GRABBED AT JORDAN, & MICHELLE PICKED UP ERIC & JORDAN SAID, "GIVE ME 20 MINUTES & I'LL HOLD YOU BUDDY, & STOP SCREAMING RIGHT NOW YOUNG MAN.  HERE HAVE A COOKIE & STOP TRYING TO GET OUT OF MOMMY'S ARMS CAUSE ONE OF THESE DAYS YOU ARE GOING TO FALL & GET HURT OK BUDDY."  THEN ERIC TOOK THE COOKIE & LOOKED FOR MORE COOKIES, SO MICHELEL GRABBED A COUPLE MORE COOKIES SO SHE COULD KEEP HIM CALM UNTIL JORDAN WAS DONE COOKING."  THEN DANTE & ANTHONY SEEN THAT MICHELLE HAD COOKIES FOR ERIC & THEN DANTE SAID, "MOMMY WHERE DID ERIC GET THE COOKIES FROM, CAUSE I WANT ONE UNTIL DADDY IS DONE COOKING?"  THEN MICHELLE SAID, "IN THE KITCHEN & ONLY TAKE ONE CAUSE DADDY SHOULD BE DONE COOKING SOON OK BUDDY."  THEN DANTE WENT INTO THE KITCHEN & GRABBED HIM & ANTHONY TWO COOKIES EACH & THEN JORDAN SAID, "PUT TWO BACK, CAUSE I HEARD MOMMY SAY ONLY TAKE ONE COOKIE CAUSE I'M ALMOST DONE COOKIE BUDDY."  THEN DANTE SAID, "REALLY ONLY ONE COOKIE RIGHT NOW DADDY, CAUSE I'M GETTING COOKIES ALSO FOR ANTHONY, & WE'RE HUNGRY DADDY."  THEN JORDAN SAID, "I KNOW THAT YOU TWO ARE HUNGRY SO GIVE ME 5 MINUTES & WE'LL BE EATING OK.  SO FOR RIGHT NOW LISTEN TO ME & TAKE ONLY ONE COOKIE & THEN LATER ON TONIGHT YOU TWO CAN EAT AS MANY AS YINS WANT TO EAT."  THEN WHEN DANTE HANDED ANTHONY A COOKIE ANTHONY SAID, "I THOUGHT THAT YOU WERE GOING TO GET US TWO COOKIES DANTE & WHEN IS YOUR DAD GOING TO BE DONE COOKING, CAUSE I'M HUNGRY?"  THEN DANTE SAID, "MY DAD SAID TO ONLY TAKE ONE COOKIE & HE SAID HE SHOULD BE DONE COOKING & YOUR DAD IS IN THERE HELPING HIM COOK."  THEN CARRISA SAID, "HEY THAT ONE COOKIE SHOULD HOLD YINS OVER UNTIL JORDAN IS DONE COOKING & MICHELLE HE'S SOUND ASLEEP IN YOUR ARMS."  THEN MICHELLE SAID, "I KNOW THAT CAUSE HE WANTS NOTHING BUT JORDAN, CAUSE HIS TEETH ARE STILL BOTHERING HIM & I HATE TO SEE MY BABY IN PAIN."  THEN CARRISA SAID, "I HOPE THAT THIS LITTLE ONE AIN'T AS BAD AT TEETHING LIKE ANTHONY CAUSE I WANTED TO STRANGLE HIM CAUSE HIS TEETH NEVER BOTHERED HIM UNTIL IT WAS TIME TO GO TO BED.  SO THIS LITTLE PRINCESS BETTER NOT DO WHAT ANTHONY DID WHEN SHE STARTS TEETHING, CAUSE ROB WILL DEAL WITH HER NOT ME, CAUSE IT WOULD OF BEEN OK IF HE DONE IT WHILE EVERYONE WAS AWAKE."  THEN JORDAN WALKED OUT OF THE KITCHEN & SAID, "OK EVERYONE IT'S TIME TO EAT & BABE WHERE IS ERIC CAUSE I WAS JUST WONDERING?"  THEN MICHELLE SAID, "I PUT HIM IN HIS PLAYPIN, CAUSE HE FELL ASLEEP WAITING FOR YOU BABY, & WHERE ARE MY APPLE CRISPS THAT MY MOM MADE, CAUSE I WANT ONE OF HER APPLE CRISP."  THEN JORDAN SAID, "IN THE FREZER BABY, CAUSE YOU KNOW THAT IF I WOULD OF PUT THEM OUT YOU WOULDN'T NEVER GOT A APPLE CRISP & I KNOW THAT YOU LOVE MOMS APPLE CRISP BABY."  THEN MICHELLE SAID, "GOOD CAUSE I LOVE THOSE IN THE MORNING WHEN I'M FEEDING ERIC, CAUSE HE LOVES TO STEAL MY APPLE CRISP.  HEY MOMMY WHERE'S DADDY AT CAUSE I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM IN ABOUT AN HOUR & I WAS JUST WONDERING?"  THEN KATHERINE SAID, "HE JUST WENT TO GET ERIC, CAUSE ERIC WAS WAKING UP FROM THAT POWER NAP OF HIS & HERE HE COMES WITH THE BIRTHDAY BOY."  THEN WHEN ERIC SEEN JORDAN HE TRIED TO GET OUT OF HIS GRANDFATHERS ARMS & THEN GRABBED HIM & SAID, "I TOLD YOU ERIC THAT YOU REALLY NEED TO STOP THAT, CAUSE SOMEDAY NO ONE IS GOING TO BE THERE TO CATCH YOU YOUNG MAN."  THEN THOMAS SAID, "NOW THAT IS A NEW TRICK THAT HE PROBABLY LEARNED ON HIS OWN, & DON'T EVEN REMEMBER DANTE DOING SOMETHIN LIKE THAT WHEN HE WAS HIS AGE."  THEN WHEN EVERYONE WAS DONE EATING, MICHELLE SAID, "OK WHO'S READY TO OPEN UP GIFTS, & TIFFANY YOU LOOK LIKE YOUR MAD AT SOMEONE."  THEN TIFFANY SAID, "I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT OR EVEN TALK TO HIM AT ALL RIGHT NOW."  THEN MICHELLE SAID, "ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT DANNY OR YOU TALKING ABOUT YOUR BROTHER DONNIE, CAUSE YOU TWO LOOK LIKE YOUR MAD AT EACH OTHER FOR SOME DUMB REASON."  THEN TIFFANY SAID, "I HATE WHEN DONNIE THINKS HE KNOWS EVERYTHING & LISTENS IN ON MY CONVERSATIONS."  THEN DONNIE SAID, "I WASN'T LISTENING IN ON YOUR CONVERSATION AT ALL, I WAS JUST STANDING THERE & I OVER HEARD YOU TALKING TO SOMEONE & I KNOW THAT IT WASN'T YOUR HUSBAND, CAUSE HE IS HERE WITH YOU SIS."  THEN TIFFANY SAID, "DON'T EVEN CALL ME YOUR SIS RIGHT NOW, CAUSE AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED YOU'RE NOT MY BROTHER & I DON'T WANT TO EVEN TALK TO YOU AS LONG AS I LIVE."  THEN TIFFANY JUST WALKED AWAY, & MICHELLE SAID, "I'LL BE RIGHT BACK, CAUSE I'M GOING TO GO & FIND HER & CALM HER DOWN, CAUSE SHE IS REALLY UPSET AT YOU DONNIE."  THEN WHEN MICHELLE WENT & FOUND TIFFANY SHE SAID, "HEY COME BACK INSIDE, CAUSE IT'S FREEZING OUTSIDE & YOU DON'T WANT TO GET SICK."  THEN TIFFANY SAID, "I DON'T WANT TO BE IN THE SAME ROOM AS MY BROTHER RIGHT NOW, CAUSE I'M ABOUT TO KICK HIS ASS FOR LISTENING TO MY CONVERSATION."  THEN MICHELLE SAID, "WHO WERE YOU TALKING TO WHEN YOU SAID HE WAS LISTENING TO YOUR CONVERSATION, & HERE COMES DONNIE SIS?"  THEN TIFFANY GOT UP & WENT BACK INSIDE, CAUSE SHE DOESN'T EVEN WANT TO LOOK AT HER BROTHER RIGHT NOW.  THEN DONNIE LOOKED RIGHT AT MICHELLE & SAID, "HE ME & JENNY ARE GOING TO GET GOING, CAUSE I DON'T WANT THERE TO BE A BIG AGUMENT BETWEEN ME & MY LOVELY SISTER."  THEN MICHELLE SAID, "YEA I THINK THAT WOULD BE BEST, CAUSE IT'S ERIC'S FIRST BIRTHDAY PARTY, & Y'ALL DON'T NEED TO BE FIGHTING OVER SOMETHING STUPID."  SO WHEN DONNIE & JENNY LEFT, TIFFANY SAID, "THANK GOD THAT HE'S GONE, CAUSE IF HE DIDN'T LEAVE I WAS GOING TO LEAVE, & I KNOW THAT HE'S MY BROTHER BUT HE CAN BE AN ASSHOLE SOMETIMES, & HE CHOSE TODAY OF ALL DAYS TO BE AN ASSHOLE."  THEN MICHELLE LOOKED RIGHT TIFFANY & SAID, "OK CAN WE NOT USE THAT LANGUAGE IN FRONT OF THE KIDS & LETS CHANGE THE SUBJECT ABOUT YOU & DONNIE FIGHTING OVER SOMETHING STUPID."  THEN TIFFANY SAID, "I'M SORRY THAT I SWOR IN FRONT OF THE BOYS & PLEASE LETS CHANGE THE SUBJECT, & I DON'T EVEN WANT TO HEAR HIS NAME."  THEN WHEN MICHELLE & TIFFANY WALKED BACK INTO THE HOUSE, DANNY GRABBED TIFFANY & SAID, "ARE YOU OK BABY, CAUSE I WAS JUST WONDERING, CAUSE YOU WERE MAD WHEN YOU WALKED OUTSIDE."  THEN TIFFANY SAID, "I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT RIGHT NOW & I SURE THE HELL DON'T EVER WANT TO SPEAK TO DONNIE AS LONG AS I LIVE.  HE MIGHT BE MY BROTHER, BUT RIGHT NOW I JUST DON'T LIKE HIM VERY WELL RIGHT NOW, & YOU ARE GOING TO LAUGH WHEN I TELL WHAT WE WERE FIGHTING ABOUT."  THEN DANNY SAID, "WAS IT CAUSE OF THAT PHONE CALL & MY BROTHER CALLING TO SEE IF HE COULD STAY WITH US FOR AWHILE CAUSE I KNOW THAT HE CALLED ME & SAID, WHAT WAS UP WITH DONNIE."  THEN MICHELLE SAID, "DIDN'T HE DO THE SAME THING ABOUT A YEAR AGO, WHEN YOUR SISTER WAS STAYING WITH YINS CAUSE SHE WAS IN THE PROCESS OF MOVING & SHE JUST NEEDED A PLACE TO SAY FOR A COUPLE OF WEEKS?"  THEN TIFFANY SAID, "YES & I WANTED TO KICK THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF HIM THEM, & I HAVE NO CLUE WHY DONNIE WOULD THINK THAT I WOULD CHEAT ON DANNY, CAUSE I WOULD NEVER EVER DO THAT TO HIM, CAUSE I LOVE DANNY MORE THAN LIFE ITSELF."  THEN DANNY SAID, "I DON'T GET DONNIE HE HAS BEEN LEARY ABOUT OUR RELATIONSHIP SINCE WE GOT TOGETHER  YEARS AGO.  HELL I DON'T SEE JOEY DOING TO YOU WHAT DONNIE DOES TO TIFFANY FOR NO REASON AT ALL."  THEN JORDAN SAID, "JOEY KNOWS BETTER THAN TO DO WHAT DONNIE DOES TO TIFFANY, CAUSE HE WOULD BE VERY SORRY IF HE DID THAT TO MICHELLE.  I KNOW THAT HE WAS PROTECTIVE OF HIS SISTER BACK IN THE DAY BUT I KNOW THAT JOEY WOULD NEVER EVER DO SOMETHING LIKE TO MICHELLE AT ALL."  THEN JOEY JOE WALKED INTO THE LIVING ROOM & SAID, "WHAT DID I MISS, & MICHELLE ERIC IS HAVING FUN IN HIS LITTLE CAR, & HE'S ALSO HAVING FUN CHASING ME."  THEN MICHELLE SAID, "DID MOM RECORD MY BABY CHASING YOU JOEY CAUSE THAT WOULD BE FUNNY YOU BEING CHASED BY YOUR NEPHEW."  THEN KATHERINE WALKED INTO THE LIVING ROOM & SAID, "HERE MICHELLE WATCH YOUR SON HAVING FUN IN HIS MICKEY MOUSE CAR & CHASING JOEY AROUND THE LIVING ROOM."  THEN MICHELLE SAID,  "NOW THAT IS SOME FUNNY SHIT, SEEING ERIC CHASE JOEY AROUND THE LIVING ROOM, & NOW WHAT IS HE SCREAMING ABOUT?"  THEN JORDAN RAN TO SEE WHAT ERIC WAS SCREAMING ABOUT & THEN HE SAID, "WELL DADDY HAS TO CHARGE IT BUT I KNOW YOU WERE HAVING FUN DRIVING & CHASING YOUR UNCLE JOEY AROUND THE LIVING ROOM.  COME HERE & DADDY WILL GO PUT THE BATTERY ON CHARGE SO YOU CAN RIDE IT TOMORROW,  & I KNOW YOU WANT TO RIDE IT NOW."  THEN WHEN MICHELLE WALKED INTO THE DINING ROOM SHE SAID, "HEY WHAT'S THE MATTER ERIC, IS YOUR CAR DEAD?  WELL DADDY WILL GO & PUT THE BATTERY ON CHARGE SO YOU CAN RIDE IT ALL DAY TOMORROW & SO STOP CRYING CAUSE THERE IS NO NEED TO CRY RIGHT NOW."  THEN KATHERINE HANDED ERIC HIS BOTTLE & HE GOT QUIT IN MICHELLE'S ARMS & WENT TO SLEEP, CAUSE THAT WAS HALF THE REASON THAT HE WAS CRYING, CAUSE HE REALLY DIDN'T TAKE A NAP & IT WAS CLOSE TO BEDTIME.  THEN MICHELLE SAID, "I SEE THAT SOMEONE WAS TIRED & HE ONLY TOOK WHAT ABOUT 30 MINUTE NAP IF THAT, CAUSE I KNOW THAT HE WAS HAVING SO MUCH FUN TODAY & WHERE IS DANTE & ANTHONY AT, CAUSE I HAVEN'T SEEN THEM IN AWHILE?"  BUT BEFORE ANYONE SAID ANYTHING DANTE & ANTHONY CAME SCREAMING INTO THE LIVING ROOM & THEN JORDAN SAID, "HEY YOUR BROTHER IS SLEEPING WE DON'T WANT HIM TO WAKE UP DANTE, SO YOU TWO NEED TO STOP SCREAMING RIGHT NOW."  THEN DANTE SAID, "SORRY DIDN'T KNOW THAT ERIC IS SLEEPING IN MOMMY'S ARMS & HE LOOKS SO PEACEFUL IN MOMMY'S ARMS.  DADDY CAN ME & ANTHONY GO UPSTAIRS & PLAY VIDEO GAMES IN MY ROOM SO WE DON'T WAKE UP ERIC & WE PROMISE TO BE QUIT IF YOU TAKE & PUT HIM IN HIS BED?"  THEN MICHELLE SAID, "THAT'S OK JUST CLOSE YOUR DOOR & NO JUMPING ON YOUR BED, CAUSE REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME YOU JUMPED ON YOUR BED & PICK UP THE CLOTHES ON THE FLOOR IN YOUR ROOM & PUT THEM IN THE HAMPER OK, CAUSE I'LL BE TAKING ERIC UPSTAIRS IN A LITTLE BIT, CAUSE HE'S OUT FOR THE NIGHT."  THEN DANTE SAID, "WHAT CLOTHES ON MY FLOOR MOMMY, CAUSE MY ROOM IS CLEAN & THERE IS NOTHING ON MY FLOOR?"  THEN ANTHONY SAID, "WHEN I TOOK MY BAG UP EARLIER THERE WASN'T ANYTHING ON HIS FLOOR SHELL & WHEN DID HE GET A SECOND BED IN HIS ROOM, CAUSE THE LAST TIME I SPENT TIME HERE HE DIDN'T HAVE A SECOND BED IN HIS ROOM?"  THEN MICHELLE SAID, "WELL THAT IS HIS BUNK BEDS THAT HE JUST GOT & WE JUST PUT IT THAT WAY, CAUSE WE DO WANT TO PUT THE BUNK BEDS TOGETHER CAUSE HE'S GETTING A NEW DESK IN HIS ROOM & THERE IS NO ROOM WITH THE BEDS THE WAY THEY ARE NOW.  BABE DO ME A FAVOR & TAKE ERIC UPSTAIRS CAUSE I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM & THEN I'LL BE UP TO FINISH TUCKING MY BABY IN OK?"  THEN WHEN JORDAN TOOK ERIC, & WENT UPSTAIRS TO PUT HIM IN CRIB, HE KINDA WOKE UP CRYING FOR HIS MOMMY, & THEN WHEN MICHELLE WALKED INTO THE BEDROOM SHE SAID, "ERIC WHY ARE YOU AWAKE & CRYING MOMMY'S RIGHT HERE BABY, COME HERE & I'LL CHANGE YOUR BUT CAUSE IT SMELLS LIKE YOU POOPED IN YOU DIAPER."  THEN JORDAN SAID, "WATCH IT BE A TIME PIECE OF POOP AGAIN, CAUSE THAT WAS ONE SMELLY DIAPER WHEN HE JUST POOPED A TINY CHUNK OF POOP WHEN WE WERE DROPPING ON DANTE AT ANTHONY'S."  SO WHEN MICHELLE CHANGES ERIC'S DIAPER THERE IT WAS ONCE AGAIN A TINY PIECE OR CHUNK OF POOP THAT HAS A BIG OLD STINK.  THEN MICHELLE SAID, "I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT A TINY CHUNK OF POOP HAS A BIG OLD STINK, CAUSE THAT SURELY STINKS BAD, & THAT'S WHY HE'S CRANKY BABE."  THEN JORDAN SAID, "I KNOW THAT, CAUSE THIS IS THE SECOND TIME THAT HE HAS DONE THIS, & I DON'T REMEMBER DANTE EVER DOING THIS AT ALL."  THEN MICHELLE SAID, "NO WAY DID HE STINK THIS BAD WITH JUST A TINY CHUNK OF POOP, CAUSE WHEN THAT BOY SHIT HE SHIT LIKE A GROWN MAN THOUGH."  THEN JORDAN SAID, "I KNOW CAUSE THAT BOY LIKE TO CONTINUE TO SHIT WHEN YOU WERE ALSO CHANGING HIS DIAPER , & THE ONE TIME IT WAS RUNNY POOP."  THEN MICHELLE SAID, "I THOUGHT THAT IT WAS FUNNY, CAUSE YOU WERE THE ONE THAT WAS CHANGING HIS DIAPER WHEN THAT HAPPENED BABE."  THEN JORDAN SAID, "THAT WAS NOT FUNNY AT ALL WHEN THAT HAPPENED, CAUSE I WAS ABOUT TO GO ON STAGE & HE DECIDES TO GET RUNNY & BOY DO I MEAN RUNNY POOP THAT DAY.  IT WAS ALL OVER ME & THE FLOOR & MY BRAND NEW SHOES THAT I JUST BAUGHT THAT DAY, & COULDN'T EVEN WEAR THEM CAUSE DANTE POOPED ALL OVER MY SHOES.  BUT THANK GOD I HAD A BACK UP PAIR THAT I COULD WEAR UNTIL I COULD CLEAN & THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR DOING THAT FOR ME BABY, BECAUSE I WANTED MY NEW SHOES & COULDN'T WEAR, BECAUSE HE POOPED ON MY SHOES."  THEN WHEN MICHELLE FINALLY PUT ERIC IN HIS CRIB HE WAS OUT FOR THE NIGHT, & THEN WENT TO CHECK ON DANTE & ANTHONY TO SEE WHAT THEY WERE DOING BECAUSE THEY WERE SUPER QUIET.  SO, WHEN MICHELLE WALKED INTO DANTE'S ROOM, SHE NOTICED THAT DANTE & ANTHONY WAS SOUND ASLEEP ON THE FLOOR FROM PLAYING VIDEO GAMES.  THEN JORDAN SAID, "THEY BOTH DIDN'T REALIZE THAT THEY WERE TIRED & NOW THEY ARE SOUND ASLEEP ON THE FLOOR, & WE NEED TO TAKE THE CONTROLLERS OUT OF THERE HANDS,CAUSE THOSE CONTROLLERS SURE AIN'T CHEAP."  SO WHEN MICHELLE & JORDAN WALKED INTO THE ROOM TO TAKE THE CONTROLLERS OUT OF DANTE & ANTHONY'S HANDS, & THEY WERE VERY GENTILE ABOUT TAKING THE CONTROLLERS OUT OF THERE HANDS.  THEN WHEN THEY WENT DOWNSTAIRS, CARRISA SAID, "OK WHERE'S ANTHONY AT CAUSE I WANTED TO TELL HIM THAT I'M LEAVING & TO CALL ME IN THE MORNING WHEN HE WAKES UP.  I'M PRAYING TO GOD THAT HE DOSEN'T GET THE CHICKEN POX, BUT AT LEAST I KNOW HE'S SOMEWHERE I CAN TALK TO HIM EVERY DAY."  THEN MICHELLE SAID, "WELL YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL TOMORROW MORNING TO TALK TO ANTHONY, CAUSE HIM & DANTE ARE SOUND ASLEEP ON THE BEDROOM FLOOR & WHEN HE WAKES UP IN THE MORNING I'LL MAKE SURE THAT HE CALLS YOU IF I GET UP BEFORE HIM OK CARRISA?"  THEN CARRISA SAID, "YEA THAT'S OK I'LL TALK TO HIM IN THE MORNING IF HE'S SLEEPING RIGHT NOW, CAUSE IF YOU WAKE HIM UP YOU'LL BE SORRY."  THEN MICHELLE SAID, "I KNOW & THANKS FOR THE WARNING THIS TIME CAUSE LAST TIME HE WAS SO DAMN GRUMPY THAT HE WAS WOKEN UP & DANTE WANTED TO KICK HIS BUTT, BECAUSE HE WAS SO DAMN GRUMPY."  THEN WHEN CARRISA LEFT, TIFFANY SAID, "PLEASE TELL ME THAT NONE OF THE BOYS UPSTAIRS SLEEPING HAVE THE CHICKEN POX, BECAUSE I KNOW YOU AIN'T IN THE MOOD TO DEAL WITH ANY OF THEM IF THEY HAVE THE CHICKEN POX?"  THEN MICHELLE SAID, "DON'T WORRY NONE OF THESE BOYS HAVE THE CHICKEN POX, CAUSE DANTE'S FRIEND JASON HAS THE CHICKEN POX & THAT'S WHY ANTHONY IS HERE FOR THE NEXT TWO WEEKS."  THEN TIFFANY SAID, "IF THEY DO CATCH THE CHICKEN POX, DO ME A REALLY REALLY BIG FAVOR & EXPOSE DONNIE TO THE CHICKEN POX, FOR HIM THINKING THAT I WOULD EVER CHEAT ON DANNY CAUSE I SURE THE HELL WOULD NEVER EVER DO THAT, BECAUSE I LOVE MY DANNY WAY TO MUCH."

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