"Help!"
"Please help me!"
"I just want to go home!"
"No one can save you now baby, it's you and me till' the end."
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"Reid, I swear to God if you don't shut up, I will find a way to kill you and not go to jail. I'm not kidding."
"You didn't seem to mind what my mouth was doing last night."
You stare at him mouth agape. Did he seriously just say that out loud?
"Reid, what the fuck is wrong with you?! What if someone heard you!" you say looking around to make sure no one was within hearing range.
"Nothing is wrong with me Y/L/N. And if they did hear just because I said that doesn't have to imply something sexual. I could have been teaching you a new language, translating a foreign film, hell I could have been singing for all anyone else knows. Just calm down and do your work. It's fine." he says nonchalantly.
"What's fine?" Emily asks as she gets closer to the two of you.
"I was just telling Y/L/N that her shirt is fine. She thought she spilled coffee on it." Reid says casually as he resumes his paperwork.
"Oh. Well, the both of you put your pencils down and listen to me because I am going to tell you something," you and Reid look at each other confused but listen to Emily's request for attention, "Today after we're all done with paperwork, we're going to a bar. And no, you can't get out of it. We convinced Hotch and Rossi to go with us again and we're turning it into some sort of team bonding thing. Now, if you don't show up, we will find you and drag you to the bar, so I suggest you comply and go on your own."
"Em I don't know, I just wanted to stay home today I-" but sadly you didn't get to finish your excuse because she interrupted you.
"I said no excuses. You want to try boy wonder; see how far you can get?" she asked Reid with a cocky smirk on her lips.
He just stared at her with a hint of fear showing in his eyes as he said, "No ma'am."
"That's what I thought." With that she walked off and went back to her paperwork. You couldn't help but laugh at how scared Reid seemed of her. The cocky bastard you know actually respects someone, other than Aaron, so much he's afraid of her.
Your curiosity gets the best of you, and you can't help but wonder what Emily might be like in bed. Yes, you two are close friends and that would probably never happen but, you also never would have imagined that you would sleep with Reid so really anything can happen.
You sighed and got back to work dreading the day ending.
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You got to the bar to find that everyone was already there and waiting for you.
"Yay! You're here! I thought I was going to have to hack your phone to find out where you were and drag you here by your pretty hair." Penelope tells you. You can tell that she's already started drinking because one, her breath is already starting to strongly smell like alcohol and two, she is way bubblier than she usually is, but you like it so you're not complaining.
You say your hellos to your teammates and look for an empty seat. You make eye contact with Reid who only gives you a tight-lipped smile and points his finger at the open seat next to him. You look at each other slightly annoyed but you give in and sit next to him.
When you sit down Reid leans into your ear and whispers, "Before you got here, they told me to behave myself and to get along with you. I don't know if I want to do it or not though, being nice seems like a lot of work."
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Is This Toxic?(Spencer Reid x Reader)
FanfictionY/N has been working at the BAU for years. She loves her job even though some of the things she sees aren't the best. She also loves her coworkers.... well most of them. Dr. Spencer Reid, he is the biggest asshole you can ever imagine. Ever since...