Is This Toxic?(Spencer Reid x Reader)

13) Time To Talk

A/N: Bold is Y/N speaking, Italics is Spencer. I was too lazy to write he said she said so this is the solution I came up with. This whole chapter is basically the conversation they talked about having in the previous chapter. Y/N is dramatic but aren't we all? Enjoy!

- L

Fuckity, fuck, fuck, fuck!

How the hell are you supposed to start this?

I mean sure you could have prevented this by, oh I don't know, not sleeping with Reid but your stupid ass had to give in and have sex. I mean sure the sex was pretty good but, that doesn't mean that it should have happened.

Fuck!

Ok here goes nothing.

"Ok Reid, we should definitely talk about it now."

"For once you're right."

"Don't get sassy Reid. You know I'm right. Now, stop being a bitch and say something."

"Right, sorry. I just don't know what to say."

"You think I know what to say?"

"I don't know Y/L/N. How am I supposed to know if you've had sex with one of your coworkers before?"

"Oh my god. You asshole! Are you calling me a slut!?"

"No. I'm just saying maybe you've slept with people at the office before or maybe before you worked at the BAU you slept with whoever you worked with."

"You asshole! How dare you say that to me. This is the first time I have ever slept with someone I work with and you're a horrible person for even thinking that. I know we don't get along but, seriously? That's way too low, even for you."

You seriously couldn't believe he said that to you. Like, what the fuck is wrong with him? You stood up to leave but felt a hand grab your wrist.

"Wait! Sorry. I shouldn't have said that. It was very harsh. I'm sure you don't sleep around and if you did it's none of my business. Let's actually talk."

"Fine. But you better be nice, or I swear I will leave."

"Ok I'm sorry. Now, how do we have this conversation?"

"I don't know Reid. I've never had this conversation."

"Well, me neither so, I don't know what to say."

"God Reid. Just say something!"

"I don't know! I um- uh- did you like it?"

He did not just ask that. Seriously? That is the most guy thing he could have possibly said. Why did he think that would be appropriate? You stared at him wide eyed not knowing what to say.

"Oh my god! Wait. No! That's not what I meant. I mean I guess it was because I said it but, no. Wait, did you? You know like it?"

"Reid what the hell?"

"No. Now I'm curious. Tell me if you liked it."

"No! That's weird. We already slept together, no need to make it weirder."

"Exactly, we already slept together so you can tell me if you liked it."

"Oh, wipe that smirk off of your face. I've had better sex."

"But you've had worse which means you now know that I am amazing at sex."

"Oh, shut up. Also, why would you care that I know what you're like in bed. It's not like I'm going to tell anyone."

"What? The team thinks I'm some loser that doesn't even know what sex is."

"And what do you want me to do? Go to work and be like 'hey guys, you can't make fun of Reid for being a virgin because when we came back from getting back JJ, we had sex.' That is absolutely stupid."

"Oh, come on. You know you liked it. You were a moaning mess."

"If I recall correctly, you were really enjoying yourself too."

"So, you did enjoy it."

"Nuh uh. Stop with that smirk I never said I enjoyed it, I said you looked like you enjoyed it."

"No. You said, and I quote 'you were really enjoying yourself too' so don't tell me that I'm the only one that actually liked it."

"Do not gloat. What do you want me to do? Hm?"

"I want you to admit that you liked the sex."

"I don't want to."

"Come on Y/L/N you know you liked it."

"No."

"Yes, you did. I was literally watching you and I'm a profiler so I'm pretty sure that I'd know if you were enjoying it or not. Also, the nail marks on you left all over my back would say otherwise."

"I only scratched you because you weren't getting off of me. That was just a warning. I was showing you that if I wanted to, I could scratch you to death. You know you'd bleed out and die because you were on top of me."

"That is literally the most stupid thing I've ever heard you say, and I've heard what you say while drunk."

"Oh, come on, stop laughing, it's not funny. Also, I'm not kidding, those were warning scratches. If you ever think of doing that again I will scratch, you to death."

"Whatever you say Y/L/N. I just wanted to hear you admit that you enjoyed our little encounter."

"Our little 'encounter' can never happen again. Do you understand? The team will never know, and it was a one-time thing. An accident, also I will never admit that I liked it. Got it? I did not like it."

"Whatever you say Y/L/N. Hey, want to go for another round?"

"Gross Reid. We just established that this would never happen again. Do not push it."

"It was a joke Y/L/N. Calm down. Sooner or later though, I will get you to admit it was good. Now may not be the time but I will hear it."

"In your dreams Reid. Now I'm going to gather my things from the bathroom and then, you're going to take me home. Understood?"

"Yes ma'am"

"See Reid, that's more like it."

As you gathered your belongings from the bathroom your mind was still reeling. Not from the conversation. It was one of the tamest conversations you and Reid have had in your years of knowing each other. No, your mind was still wandering to the events of last night. And you needed to find a way to make that stop. Fast.