If you're an otaku and watched 467649167 kinds of animé, wait - everyone actually reading this shit all are since you wouldn't just pick a random book just because it has a cute guy's face on it. But then again that's what we do. . .
Great, now I'm confused. Thank you.
Anyway, the point is, we all have our own opinions in animé.
Some thinks it's a waste of time (Cough. Cough. Parents. Cough.)
Some literally lives off of it (Manga writers, producers, designers, etc.)
Some thinks they're the ones who lives off of it (We all know that someone who draws shit but worships their works like a professional's masterpiece and they go all hallelujah).
Some just spends 17 hours a day on it (The remaining 3 hours on eating and going to the bathroom, and the 4 hours on actual sleep).
Some who watches it today, forgets all about it the next month, then suddenly transforms into the who spends 17 hours on it.
Some who uses it as a shield against the cruel, cruel truth of reality (Most probably you).
Some who'd flip out like a lion in famine whenever somebody calls it 'cartoon' and just breaks their keyboard trying to protect their fandom and shit. (This can also be you. )
Back to the point, animé can really transform people. Like, a year ago, I was this guileless girl that has no idea what certain things are then now I'm this self-proclaimed 'animé expert' (In reality just a random fangirl) who smirks in every single thing that you can add dirty mindedness into.
It can get innocence-corrupting, you know? Really innocence-corrupting.
It all started in little things like Pokémon and Dragon Balls and now I'm drooling off of any harem stuff like Brothers Conflict, wishing I also got adopted in a house with 11 other hot dudes (Wataru and Hikaru not included cause one, child abuse and two, that dude's gay).
Then let's all not forget about the real innocence-killing shows ecchi, yaoi, yuri, and of course, hentai. Don't even ask me what those are, for I'd rather not remember the time when I accidentally discovered them and then suddenly, all my innocence drain away quickly like:
"Bye, gotta go."
"Where are you going, innocence? Come back!"
"Yeah, I got murdered and I really need to go."
"Who did this to you?!"
"Internet. Dude, seriously. Nothing else to blame."
I was in fifth grade back then could you imagine how sad that is?!? Like your childhood just slipped away like that?!
It was tragic, but you know what else is sad?
When people think it's just Japanese cartoon.
You'd often see those arguements in the Internet that goes like this:
"Anime is just cartoon."
"BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP, IT IS NOT! ANIMÉ, NOT ANIME, IS A JAPANESE ART CREATED BY HARDCORE TECHNOLOGY AND REALISTIC GRAPHICS THAT ACTUALLY TEACHES THE ASIAN CULTURE AND EVEN THEIR LANGUAGE! THE CHARACTERS HAVE A SERIOUS STORY LINE WHEREIN YOU CAN REALLY RELATE. EMOTIONS ARE OCCASIONALLY POURED INTO THE STORY AND THE PLOT ALWAYS HAS A MAJOR TWIST!!"
And suddenly, the comment section becomes an all-out war zone. No shit.
But, seriously. Japanese cartoon? That thing legitimately snatched my naive days away and took every ounce of having a normal mind that I had.
YOU ARE READING
FUCK YOU, THIS IS ANIME
RandomMainly, this book is just about me ranting about the goods and bads of different animés, cussing and insulting shit, but you'll get used to it. Also, as you can see from the title, this thing's loaded with bad words so don't you dare go reading it t...
