FUCK YOU, THIS IS ANIME

Part 18 - Not-So-Little Things

Hey, guys. You've probably noticed by now that I haven't been on much lately. Honestly, I'm not as busy as I used to. But Wattpad just drained me recently. Like I don't have the will to write anything. I hope it's just some sort of phase. Also, I've been banned from the internet. But I'll find a way.

For now, I'll give you Rant # 18.

Body proportions.

Like oh. My. Gosh. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU ANIMATORS WHO CREATES REALLY CONFUSING BALANCES IN BODY PARTS LIKE WHY ARE HIS ARMS LONGER THAN A TREE WHY IS HIS WAIST THINER THAN A FUCKING THREAD WHy?!

Try to watch Zombie Loan or the old version of HunterXHunter or Cardcaptor Sakura or Ghost Fighter or One Piece or pRETTY MUCH EVERY ANIMÉ MADE IN OLD SCHOOL.

I get it.

U used to have low technology. Low as Naruto's IQ. But if u can make magical effects and really badass backgrounds, then y not make the whole series better by giving EQUAL BODY PROPORTIONS to the things we actually pay attention to.

I don't know, like, the characters' symmetry????

Let's move on. You know that cliché moment when some random student transfers to the school. She/He gets introduced by the teacher.

But as it turns out, they're not so random after all

They actually have a connection with the protagonist so they both freak out like hallelujah

No, can u not show me this scene anymore it's so unoriginal umm yes offence

But forget that. Let's talk about that one guy in the series who trips and falls into a highly convenient space like in between the girls boobs like wooow gravity is so kind let's give it a hand

How does it even happen? So ur just walking down the stairs and then the next thing u know is that some invisible force shoved ur face into a woman's cleavage like wat kind of sorcery is this?!?

And before I end this part, I'll remind ya'll another cliche moment that seems to be an ingredient to every action anime out there

*enters in the most badass way possible*

"Yo."

-BBOD